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It is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!

Funny story: It is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!

A recent research by scientists, healthcare experts and fitness freaks has proven to the whole world that fundamentally, Brits are damn lazy! 45% of over 16's prefer to laze on the sofa, drink cans of lager, refuse to go out for a brisk walk to th...

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My husband's a lardy slob

Funny story: My husband's a lardy slob

Dear Bonnie Contention, I married my husband a year ago and he's become a big, fat, lazy slob. I'm not quite sure how it happened, but I do all the housework, cook all the meals, organise our holidays and nights out, while he does nothing apart from watch TV and drink with mates. Oh, wait! Maybe that's how it happened! Anyway... He's put on seventeen stone and the fat bastard blames me f...

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Another Crisis Hits Cricket

Funny story: Another Crisis Hits Cricket

In the wake of the I.C.C. decision to ban Salman Butt, Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Amir for 5 years after being found guilty of spot fixing, another crisis is set to hit the world of cricket. The cricketing authorites are to investigate claims tha...

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Huge Wave Sweeps Across The UK

Funny story: Huge Wave Sweeps Across The UK

A huge wave of apathy has swept across most of Britain today. It started in the early hours this morning when James Deakins of Hastings couldn't be arsed to get up for work. The wave quickly swept across southern Britain with a million people thro...

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Glasgow named laziest city: Liverpool gutted

Funny story: Glasgow named laziest city: Liverpool gutted

Liverpool City Council was today counting the cost of coming nowhere in the UK list of Laziest Cities. The report by Nuffield Health, a not-for-profit healthcare group, found that Glasgow was top of the list for lazy bastards around the UK and tha...

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Bin Men ARE Bone Idle Claims Hampshire Resident

Funny story: Bin Men ARE Bone Idle Claims Hampshire Resident

Hampshire resident Clayton LeMoors sparked further controversy today by telling TheSpoof.com that the bin men who are "supposed" to empty the bins down his street are no better than a bunch of work shy skivers. LeMoors, originally from Zimbabwe bu...

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Bin Men Are Not Bone Idle Say Binmen's Union

Funny story: Bin Men Are Not Bone Idle Say Binmen's Union

The National Union Of Bin Men today reacted angrily to reports that bin men were bone idle and that they 'couldn't be bothered' to empty half of the bins on their rounds. With bins now being emptied fortnightly, the consequences of having an unemp...

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Scientists Identify New Disability

Funny story: Scientists Identify New Disability

Scientists and Medical Doctors have identified a new disability that was formerly considered another form of laziness. This is good news for an estimated 250,000 people in the world that suffer from this syndrome. "Microwave Programmers Disabilit...

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New Party Formed to Promote Laziness

Funny story: New Party Formed to Promote Laziness

"We speak for the lazy people of Britain," proclaimed Mr Hwye Botheughr, announcing the formation this week of the Unemployment Party, which will be contesting all seats at the next General Election. "We speak for those for whom work i...

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Technology rules No K

Funny story: Technology rules No K

Well, I allowed myself to be swayed by the salesman's patter and bought a wireless keyboard and mouse, thinking it would enable me to use my laptop with a modicum of laziness as I watched "Have I got News for You" and" repeats of "Grumpy Old Men" in front of the idiot box.

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