A new park between Nagales and Tuscon, Arizona will open during the summer of 2014 says a Disney World executive and is expected to rival the other Disney Parks everywhere.
"It's not just lawn chairs with helium balloons and beebee guns, there wil...
WASHINGTON, DC - Fresh off his healthcare "victory", Harry Reid announced today that he will introduce legislation next week that will mandate that all homeowners subscribe to the American Lawn Care Program (ALCP).
In a press conference this after...
Scientists at the South West Welsh University (South West Wales) have discovered why it rains more at the weekend.
"As a multitude of home sapiens are cognisant of," Dr. Christopher Verbose (MBE, MSC, BScH, Phd, SCISP) said, "Precipitation has a c...
A man was shot at yesterday for mowing his lawn too loudly, in the Scottish backwater of Dumfries.
Who would you rather have mow your yard? The twelve year old next door? A professional landscaping company with high dollar equipment and a huge bill? You after working a ten hour day? Two hot, sweaty chicks in bikinis?...
The controversial 'revisionist' historian, Gruppenfuhrer David Irving, has added fuel to his personal pyre by claiming to be a 'beneficient philanthropist' who would 'do anything for anyone'. "Once, when I spilt mustard o...
Recently collected data confirm that weekend car washing by spouses has surpassed sex as the most frequent, and the most enjoyable, activity in suburbia, with lawn mowing, leaf blowing, and powerwashing tied for third place. Tied for fourth place wer...
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