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Laura Bush Fed Up At Husband George Bush Criticizing Her Cooking Threatens To Spill The Beans Regarding The Weapons of Mass Destruction

Funny story: Laura Bush Fed Up At Husband George Bush Criticizing Her Cooking Threatens To Spill The Beans Regarding The Weapons of Mass Destruction

DALLAS - Laura Bush recently told a reporter for GOPicky Magazine that she is getting fed up with the way her husband, former President George Dubya Bush has been treating her lately. Laurita, as Dubya playfully calls her, said that he is not abus...

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Laura Bush Batters Bum in Biker Bar Brawl

Funny story: Laura Bush Batters Bum in Biker Bar Brawl

Austin, TX. - With a cry of, "No one messes with George but me," ex-First Lady Laura Bush jumped from her bar stool and with a solid uppercut felled Johnny 'Little Tree' Tyson of the Rattler's MotorCycle Club. Sprawled out on the floor amongst the c...

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From Laura Bush's Kitchen

Dishes from the Bush household, showcased by Laura Bush. George's favourite Spam a la mode: (as suggested by George) Cook your spam by the desired method and to the desired point. Then serve with ice cream on top. Raw Spam: There are many ways to eat Spam. However, I believe that the worst way to eat Spam is to take a fork to an open, uncooked can. George loves raw Spam. Uncle Dick C...

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W, Laura and Condie Caught in Threesome

Funny story: W, Laura and Condie Caught in Threesome

The scandal starved tabloid fotogs and reporters have never seen a more boring administration than the eight lean years of George W Bush. Even the Carter years look good with at least some lust even if it was only in his dirty little presidential hea...

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Laura Bush Tells RNC: W is a Big Zero!

Funny story: Laura Bush Tells RNC: W is a Big Zero!

Always the loyal and supportive wife, first lady Librarian Laura Bush reached her breaking point at the Republican National Convention. Mrs Bush seemed to find ole W's avoidance of the convention, first to be with the Gustav refugees in Texas and...

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Laura Bush Snubs Michelle Obama on White House Tupperware Party Invite

Funny story: Laura Bush Snubs Michelle Obama on White House Tupperware Party Invite

At Thursday's White House Tupperware Party, Laura Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Dole, Hillary Clinton, and many other famous Washington women will learn how to lock in freshness and burp their bowls. Michelle Obama, however, will not be among th...

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Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Funny story: Jenna Bush achieves first orgasm

Jenna Bush, the 27-year-old daughter to President George W Bush, excitedly told family and friends that she achieved her first orgasm last night while having sexual relations with her new husband, 30-year-old University of Virginia Graduate student H...

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Laura Bush gives up tap dancing to honor troops

Funny story: Laura Bush gives up tap dancing to honor troops

Washington D.C. - First Lady Laura Bush announced today that she has given up tap dancing as her way of honoring our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.

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Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Funny story: Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into...

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Laura Pickles Bush Interview

In a recent interview, Mrs. George W. Bush admitted that she routinely carries out her duties as First Lady in a disheveled, filthy state.

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Secret Tapes Reveal Laura Bush Planning Boy Toy Business

Funny story: Secret Tapes Reveal Laura Bush Planning Boy Toy Business

The Inside Simon Report...issued sporadically to those with a need to know...

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John McCain Picks Bush As Veep

Funny story: John McCain Picks Bush As Veep

John McCain selected Laura Bush as his running mate for President of the United States. Sighting that she has equal experience to Hillary Clinton: living in the White House; sleeping with the president; traveling to over fifty nations with the Presi...

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Al-Qa What?

After watching Mr. Bush's visit to the Middle East region, I, of course imaginatively, was granted an exclusive interview with the First Lady Laura Bush. At the beginning, I felt very uncomfortable, but she graciously helped me out of it. When I found my tongue, I bluntly asked Lady Laura why she had not accompanied her husband on the trip to the region.

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Laura Bush to Enter Convent

Funny story: Laura Bush to Enter Convent

Washington (IP) - First Lady Laura Bush has decided to enter a convent a year before her husband's term as president expires.

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Laura Bush's surgeon says George is a pain in the neck

Funny story: Laura Bush's surgeon says George is a pain in the neck

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Laura Bush's surgeon confirmed what millions of Americans have always suspected, that living with George W Bush 'is a pain in the neck'.

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Does Laura take it up the Guantanamo Bay?

Funny story: Does Laura take it up the Guantanamo Bay?

Beautiful Laura Bush, until now the embodiment of grace and 1920's femininity, today rocked the American establishment by inadvertently suggesting that she indulges in 'Chocolate Tunnel Sex ' with half wit hubbie, George.

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First Lady beheaded for not bearing President a male heir

Funny story: First Lady beheaded for not bearing President a male heir

In a surprising development, First Lady Laura Bush was beheaded last week on the orders of her husband, President George W. Bush. The decapitation was to express the President's displeasure with Mrs. Bush for her never having given birth to a son...

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Bush Speaks At Cheney Testimonial

Funny story: Bush Speaks At Cheney Testimonial

President George W. Bush spoke today at a White House Press Conference tribute to Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney. It was a black tie affair in Washington D.C. Ann Carter of The Washington Times said that "The President offered...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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