LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN) - "As of January 1, 2013, if the Mayan calendar is wrong and the world does not end, casino gambling in the City of Las Vegas and Clark County will cease, forever. In its place, all hotels and casinos will be given over, as...
Las Vegas, NV-- Dozens of photos of Prince Harry doing the hokey-pokey with an ugly, aged spinster are expected to be published by the end of this week. Torrid photos of the prince with a Miss Vicky Smegma of Philadelphia should be enough to get Pri...
The latest snaps of Prince Harry in his hotel suite in Las Vegas have been published on the TMZ website, and show that he sports a bright red star tattoo on his backside.
The significance of the tattoo is not known for sure, but that has not stopp...
Famous for setting odds on anything from the number of fights in a hockey game to whether or not Janet Jackson might bear a breast on national television, Las Vegas statisticians and odds makers are refusing to set lines on Justin Bieber, J-Lo and Vl...
San Francisco CA: The Walt Disney Company announced today that the organization will purchase the City by the Bay from the State of California. A specific cost has not been mentioned, but analysis indicates that an offer of roughly California's curre...
In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy.
"The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o...
To alleviate fears that Mitt Romney is out of touch with the American poor, staffers today fanned out around the country to deliver soundbites designed to show how much he really cares:
Las Vegas - "Mitt really does care about the safety net. He h...
Donald Trump's endorsement of Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney came as some surprise, but it is understood from an inside source that MITM transferred a Swiss bank account to the multibillionaire businessman.
In a short statement, he said,
"Mitt is the...
Former trailblazing, pissed off but still bald, pop protest singer, Sinead O'Connor, announced a separation from her husband after just two weeks and two days of marriage.
The controversial 80's ballad queen was the toast of Ireland and the world...
LAS VEGAS, Nev.--Moments after Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s 4th round knockout of Victor Ortiz, 80-year-old HBO commentator Larry Merchant challenged the 34-year-old Mayweather on the fairness of his winning blows.
Mayweather, 42-0, almost immediately l...
Oakland, Ca. - After his latest Rapture prediction failed to take him to Heaven, Rev. Harold Camping decided to plan a trip of his own, to Vegas.
Found seated at the Roulette table in Caesars Palace, with a show girl in one hand and a rum and...
That's suit as in lawsuit. And attorneys couldn't be happier.
When a NY mom determined that her daughter's preschool was not providing the proper foundation for an Ivy League education, she decided to sue the preschool. The floodgates opened.
LAS VEGAS - One of the stars of the TV prime time soap opera Desperate Housewives was in town visiting one of her four Beso Restaurants.
Beso which is Spanish for 'Kiss' has reportedly received the kiss of 'eatery death' as Longoria has filed for...
With 3D television already last year's news, electronics manufacturers have been hot to answer consumer demand for even higher tech in the home entertainment market. Enter four dimensional television or 4D, at this year's Consumer and Electronics Sh...
LAS VEGAS - The Assistant Director of Casino Chips for the Bellagio Resort Gambling Casino, Sinclair Vindercullen, has informed The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that his casino was robbed of $1.5 million in casino chips.
Vindercullen stated, that he...
Vanessa Hudgens is continuing her Las Vegas birthday/I'm single again celebration. She's been on a, "bad girl", rampage for the last few days and many photos of her pole dancing at various Las Vegas strip joints have been surfacing on the net.
The...
Hollywood's, golden, it couple for the last four years, have decided to un-it, it. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up after their long term relationship has run it's natural course.
According to inside sources Zac had been recieving nu...
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - For the last two years, the Las Vegas metro area has suffered the highest rate of foreclosures in the nation.
"It's a ghost town out there," explains Capt. Abel Rodriguez of the Las Vegas police. "No street lights, no people...