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Shooter's Motives Remain a Mystery

Funny story: Shooter's Motives Remain a Mystery

Five days into their investigation, the FBI remains baffled as to what motivated shooter Stephen Paddock to gun down over five hundred tasteless, tone deaf country hicks at a Las Vegas concert. "We found an impressive selection of jazz and classic...

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In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

Funny story: In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting, Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn't Exist

In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called 'American' gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax and that Las Vegas doesn't even exist. The Gun Enth...

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Gun Nut Layme DeRierre Says the Real Victim in the Las Vegas Mass Shooting Was the Much-maligned AR-15 Assault Rifle

Fairfax, VA--Layme DeRierre, CEO and Executive Vice President of the Gun Nut's Lobby, today said that the true victim of the mass shooting in Las Vegas was the AR-15 assault rifle used to kill over fifty people, in what is now the largest mass shooti...

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Elvis Comes Back As Andy Kaufman Impersonator

Funny story: Elvis Comes Back As Andy Kaufman Impersonator

Las Vegas - Elvis sightings in Las Vegas are nothing new, in fact they are a nightly occurrence. So it is not surprising that a new act with someone who looks just like Elvis would show up and imitate Andy Kaufman. "Its an amazing act," said Elean...

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Trump Tweets Denials as Vegas Bets on Trumpgate

Funny story: Trump Tweets Denials as Vegas Bets on Trumpgate

Las Vegas, NV - Gentlemen, and Ladies, place your bets. Trumpgate is the hottest game in Vegas. For $100 wager, gamblers can choose the number of days or years Trump will remain in the office of President before being forced to resign or impeached...

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Congress Approves National Park Themed Vegas Casino

Funny story: Congress Approves National Park Themed Vegas Casino

Congress came back from their summer break and in a rare moment of bipartisan unity passed a bill to fund the building of a government owned hotel and casino in Las Vegas. Some say the charged and divisive 2016 presidential race spurred together Demo...

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Government Investagates Superbowl Fix

Funny story: Government Investagates Superbowl Fix

Federal Investigators are looking into allegations that this years Superbowl was a fixed game. Insiders at the FBI have revealed that information attained through long time informers and NFL insiders has led them to question the decision by the Seatt...

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Sports Betting Good for Heart Health and Blood Pressure Says Las Vegas Casino Owners

Funny story: Sports Betting Good for Heart Health and Blood Pressure Says Las Vegas Casino Owners

Las Vegas, NV Las Vegas casino owners concluded a study and released the findings today. They found that gambling on anything, but especially sports, is very therapeutic and has many benefits, including lowering the risk of heart attack, stroke, and...

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Las Vegas Says No To The Milwaukee Bucks Desire To Move To Slot Machine City

Funny story: Las Vegas Says No To The Milwaukee Bucks Desire To Move To Slot Machine City

LAS VEGAS - The Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce heard about the NBA Milwaukee Bucks desire to move the team to Las Vegas. And by a unanimous vote they have voted not to allow the Bucks team to move from Milwaukee to Las Vegas. They pointed out th...

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The NBA's Cellar Dwellers, The Milwaukee Bucks May Be Leaving Milwaukee

Funny story: The NBA's Cellar Dwellers, The Milwaukee Bucks May Be Leaving Milwaukee

MILWAUKEE - An inside source with the Milwaukee Bucks organization has said that the Bucks ownership may be throwing in the (losing) towel and leaving Beer City. The Bucks have been languishing in the NBA cellar for most of the year and presently...

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President Obama Makes An Astonishing Comment About Area 51

Funny story: President Obama Makes An Astonishing Comment About Area 51

LAS VEGAS - President Obama traveled to Las Vegas to speak at the Annual Retired Casino Card Dealers Dinner. He told the assembled group that he wanted them all to know that he did not have any aces up his sleeve. He then kidded that he did have a...

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Las Vegas Reports $48 Billion Has Been Bet On Super Bowl 48

Funny story: Las Vegas Reports $48 Billion Has Been Bet On Super Bowl 48

LAS VEGAS - The Las Vegas Betting Coalition has just issued a report stating that Super Bowl XLVIII has just set a record for bets. An insider stated that as of Saturday morning, February 1, at 11:45 a.m. the total amount of money that had been be...

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Old Britney, Ancient Madonna

Funny story: Old Britney, Ancient Madonna

Although they say Britney and Madonna are for older folks, most of today's youth say that although they admire Britney and even Madonna, they want nothing to do with their music. "They're out of it as far as my friends and I are concerned", stated...

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Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

Funny story: Britney Spears Says She Thinks She's Entered Into Menopause

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears recently stated that the past two years have put a lot of stress on her. She revealed to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she is starting to feel like the sound of wedding bells are fading fast in the West...

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Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

Funny story: Las Vegas To Build An All-Nude Gambling Casino

LAS VEGAS - Reports coming out of Sin City state that gambling casinos are losing billions of dollars annually. The gambling casino industry is naturally very concerned about this detail. The Camel Hump Gambling Casino Corporation has announced...

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Britney Spears' Pieces Of Me Performance A Smash Hit In Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS - Britney Spears proved that even though she is still resorting to a bit of lip syncing she can still thrill the crowd. Spears opened up her Pieces of Me performance at The Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino to a strong ovation. She...

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Madonna Is Green With Envy At The Success of Britney Spears' Las Vegas Performance

Funny story: Madonna Is Green With Envy At The Success of Britney Spears' Las Vegas Performance

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out returning some Christmas gifts when she was approached by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors. Miss Rangoon asked Madonna what she thought about the great success that Britney Spears had with her opening performance at T...

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Miley Cyrus Collapsed On Vegas Stage

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Collapsed On Vegas Stage

Miley Cyrus was rushed to the hospital last night after she collapsed on the stage in Las Vegas after coming there as a guest of Britney Spears. An ambulance was summoned and she was rushed to Las Vegas General Hospital. This morning there has alr...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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