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Funny story:  Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

Las Vegas will close casino gambling and turn the town into Jesus Land!

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN) - "As of January 1, 2013, if the Mayan calendar is wrong and the world does not end, casino gambling in the City of Las Vegas and Clark County will cease, forever. In its place, all hotels and casinos will be given over, as...
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Funny story:  Nude Photos Of Prince Harry With Elderly Spinster To Be Published

Nude Photos Of Prince Harry With Elderly Spinster To Be Published

Las Vegas, NV-- Dozens of photos of Prince Harry doing the hokey-pokey with an ugly, aged spinster are expected to be published by the end of this week. Torrid photos of the prince with a Miss Vicky Smegma of Philadelphia should be enough to get Pri...
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Funny story:  TMZ website shows proof that Prince Harry has a red star tattooed on his rear

TMZ website shows proof that Prince Harry has a red star tattooed on his rear

The latest snaps of Prince Harry in his hotel suite in Las Vegas have been published on the TMZ website, and show that he sports a bright red star tattoo on his backside. The significance of the tattoo is not known for sure, but that has not stopp...
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Funny story:  Vegas Odds Makers Drop Lines on Bieber, J-Lo, Putin and the Detroit Lions

Vegas Odds Makers Drop Lines on Bieber, J-Lo, Putin and the Detroit Lions

Famous for setting odds on anything from the number of fights in a hockey game to whether or not Janet Jackson might bear a breast on national television, Las Vegas statisticians and odds makers are refusing to set lines on Justin Bieber, J-Lo and Vl...
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Funny story:  Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

San Francisco CA: The Walt Disney Company announced today that the organization will purchase the City by the Bay from the State of California. A specific cost has not been mentioned, but analysis indicates that an offer of roughly California's curre...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

Mitt Romney: The Poor Don't Know How Hard It Is To Be Filthy Rich

In an interview this morning at Caesar's Palace on the Vegas strip, Mitt Romney attempted to alleviate the fears of the poor with regard to his candidacy. "The problem we've had with this media led charge against me, is that it is all completely o...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney Promises to Fix Safety Net In His Spare Time

Mitt Romney Promises to Fix Safety Net In His Spare Time

To alleviate fears that Mitt Romney is out of touch with the American poor, staffers today fanned out around the country to deliver soundbites designed to show how much he really cares: Las Vegas - "Mitt really does care about the safety net. He h...
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Funny story:  Gingrich, Santorum, Paul - You're Fired - I'm going for MITM, declares Donald Trump

Gingrich, Santorum, Paul - You're Fired - I'm going for MITM, declares Donald Trump

Donald Trump's endorsement of Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney came as some surprise, but it is understood from an inside source that MITM transferred a Swiss bank account to the multibillionaire businessman. In a short statement, he said, "Mitt is the...
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Funny story:  Sinead O'Connor Mimics Kim Kardashian, Dumps Husband after 16 Days

Sinead O'Connor Mimics Kim Kardashian, Dumps Husband after 16 Days

Former trailblazing, pissed off but still bald, pop protest singer, Sinead O'Connor, announced a separation from her husband after just two weeks and two days of marriage. The controversial 80's ballad queen was the toast of Ireland and the world...
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Funny story:  Mayweather / Merchant (80) fight scheduled for Oct.--$200 million for winner, body bag for loser

Mayweather / Merchant (80) fight scheduled for Oct.--$200 million for winner, body bag for loser

LAS VEGAS, Nev.--Moments after Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s 4th round knockout of Victor Ortiz, 80-year-old HBO commentator Larry Merchant challenged the 34-year-old Mayweather on the fairness of his winning blows. Mayweather, 42-0, almost immediately l...
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Funny story:  End Times Rev. Harold Camping Found in Vegas

End Times Rev. Harold Camping Found in Vegas

Oakland, Ca. - After his latest Rapture prediction failed to take him to Heaven, Rev. Harold Camping decided to plan a trip of his own, to Vegas. Found seated at the Roulette table in Caesars Palace, with a show girl in one hand and a rum and...
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Funny story:  Mom Sues Preschool for Hindering Kid's Ivy League Chances; Others Follow Suit

Mom Sues Preschool for Hindering Kid's Ivy League Chances; Others Follow Suit

That's suit as in lawsuit. And attorneys couldn't be happier. When a NY mom determined that her daughter's preschool was not providing the proper foundation for an Ivy League education, she decided to sue the preschool. The floodgates opened.
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Funny story:  Eva Longoria Gets All of Her Tattoo Reminders of Tony Parker Lasered Off - Even The One On Her (Blank)

Eva Longoria Gets All of Her Tattoo Reminders of Tony Parker Lasered Off - Even The One On Her (Blank)

LAS VEGAS - One of the stars of the TV prime time soap opera Desperate Housewives was in town visiting one of her four Beso Restaurants. Beso which is Spanish for 'Kiss' has reportedly received the kiss of 'eatery death' as Longoria has filed for...
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Funny story:  4D Television the Hot Ticket at 2011 CES

4D Television the Hot Ticket at 2011 CES

With 3D television already last year's news, electronics manufacturers have been hot to answer consumer demand for even higher tech in the home entertainment market. Enter four dimensional television or 4D, at this year's Consumer and Electronics Sh...
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Funny story:  The World's Dumbest Thief Makes Off With $1.5 Million In Gambling Casino Chips

The World's Dumbest Thief Makes Off With $1.5 Million In Gambling Casino Chips

LAS VEGAS - The Assistant Director of Casino Chips for the Bellagio Resort Gambling Casino, Sinclair Vindercullen, has informed The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that his casino was robbed of $1.5 million in casino chips. Vindercullen stated, that he...
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Funny story:  Vanessa Hudgens Vegas Rampage Continues

Vanessa Hudgens Vegas Rampage Continues

Vanessa Hudgens is continuing her Las Vegas birthday/I'm single again celebration. She's been on a, "bad girl", rampage for the last few days and many photos of her pole dancing at various Las Vegas strip joints have been surfacing on the net. The...
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Funny story:  Vannessa Hudgens Stops Sending Zac Efron Nude Pictures of Herself, He Kicks Her to the Curb

Vannessa Hudgens Stops Sending Zac Efron Nude Pictures of Herself, He Kicks Her to the Curb

Hollywood's, golden, it couple for the last four years, have decided to un-it, it. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up after their long term relationship has run it's natural course. According to inside sources Zac had been recieving nu...
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Funny story:  Al Qaeda Regroups in Empty Desert of Foreclosed Homes

Al Qaeda Regroups in Empty Desert of Foreclosed Homes

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - For the last two years, the Las Vegas metro area has suffered the highest rate of foreclosures in the nation. "It's a ghost town out there," explains Capt. Abel Rodriguez of the Las Vegas police. "No street lights, no people...
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