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Trump Declares He Would Hire Larry Craig to Handle North Carolina Bathroom Snafus

Funny story: Trump Declares He Would Hire Larry Craig to Handle North Carolina Bathroom Snafus

Raleigh, NC While campaigning in North Carolina, Donald Trump promised to bring an end to the current problems regarding North Carolina's gender laws, their pertinence to sex-change operation subjects and their choice of bathrooms. "I have been di...

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Senator Larry Craig Saves 189 Lives!

Funny story: Senator Larry Craig Saves 189 Lives!

Senator Larry Craig of Idaho became a hero today after a terrorist who had a hollow leg blows up at the Kennedy Airport in New York. The Senator is listed in stable condition as fellow Republicans say that this was what Craig was planning, ever si...

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Brad Pitt Confesses To Larry King He Is Going To Take Jennifer Aniston Back

Funny story: Brad Pitt Confesses To Larry King He Is Going To Take Jennifer Aniston Back

LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt has just dropped a bombshell on the Larry King Live Show. He has informed Larry that he has gotten so tired of Angelina Jolie's constant nagging that he wants to get back with his ex-wife Jennifer in the worst way. Brad sai...

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Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel All Announce Affairs

Funny story: Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel All Announce Affairs

Craig Ferguson became the fourth late night host this week that has confessed to having an affair with most of the women on the show including Leno's "also with half the audience on a cold January night." After David Letterman's confession a coupl...

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Senator Larry Craig To Put On The Old Toe-Tapper For Next Year's "Dancing With The Stars"

Funny story: Senator Larry Craig To Put On The Old Toe-Tapper For Next Year's "Dancing With The Stars"

Senator Larry Craig, Senator from Idaho, says he is ready to do some fancy footwork on next year's "Dancing With The Stars". "They said anyone could enter", Craig told me. "If they'll allow me to dance with a male partner. I think we have a fair c...

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Blue Ensign among the Hamptons

Funny story: Blue Ensign among the Hamptons

Nevada - (Crossed Fingers Promise Keepers): Nevada Senator John Ensign completed a GOP tossers trifecta this week of Larry Craig (Ida Ho!) and David Vitter (Lousy-Anna) when his godly manhood was caught out shagging Senate colleague Douglas Hampton's...

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Senator Larry "Tippytoe" Craig Outs Felonius Uncle Ted Stevens

Funny story: Senator Larry "Tippytoe" Craig Outs Felonius Uncle Ted Stevens

Apparently when Idaho Senator Craig is not trying to seduce airport police in men's rooms, he outs his fellow old queens in public. Craig, in a really creepy farewell speech to "departing from the Senate, go straight to jail" Alaskan felon Ted Steven...

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Obama Propositioned by Larry Craig And Mark Foley

Funny story: Obama Propositioned by Larry Craig And Mark Foley

New York, New York (IPP) - Presidential candidate Obama's tour bus developed a problem with its toilet yesterday on the New York thru-way just outside of New York City and had to pull over at a rest stop so that Obama could use the restroom. Secre...

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Idahoan US Senator Larry Craig Claims Cattle Can Prevent Forest Fires and that He is Not Gay!

Funny story: Idahoan US Senator Larry Craig Claims Cattle Can Prevent Forest Fires and that He is Not Gay!

US Senator and cattle rancher Larry Craig who was arrested in a Minneapolis Airport bathroom for propositioning an undercover police officer for gay sex has come out against Smokey the Bear. Only Elsie and Elmer can prevent forest fires has become Cr...

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Sen. Larry craig to start escort service

Funny story: Sen. Larry craig to start escort service

Idaho Sen. Larry Craig announced plans to open an escort service in Minneapolis this summer. The escort service is reported to be located just minutes from the airport, clients will have the choice of escorts coming to their home or the option of goi...

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Larry Craig to Advise Clinton on How to Deny Losing Race

Funny story: Larry Craig to Advise Clinton on How to Deny Losing Race

Senator Hillary Clinton reached across party lines today and enlisted the help of GOP Senator Larry Craig as a political consultant to advise her on how to deny losing the Democratic primary race to Barrack Obama.

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George Michael to tour U.S. after picking up "Bed, Bath and Beyond" as sponsor

Funny story: George Michael to tour U.S. after picking up "Bed, Bath and Beyond" as sponsor

London, England - After a four year long successful run in Europe former "Wham!" member, George Michael, plans to cross the pond and play in Canada and the United States, continuing his tour. The decision to extend the tour came when Michae...

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'Toe-Tapping Larry' Seeks Dance Partner

Funny story: 'Toe-Tapping Larry' Seeks Dance Partner

(Washington) Idaho Potato Larry Craig is offering college seniors a rare summer-job opportunity: the chance to fetch coffee and tidy toilets in his Capitol Hill office while he fights to withdraw his Minnesota guilty plea.

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John McCain Picks Larry Craig for VP

Funny story: John McCain Picks Larry Craig for VP

Augusta, Maine (IPP) - John McCain has picked gay Congressman Larry Craig to be his running mate. Larry Craig was arrested a few months ago for soliciting another man for prostitution in a public restroom. John McCain's second choice is former...

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StallWallScrawl - The MayJune July...October to February Collection

Larry Craig? You tap dancin fool!...

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Chinese Hire Senator Craig to Design New Olympic Sport: "Johnny Foot Tapping"

Funny story: Chinese Hire Senator Craig to Design New Olympic Sport: "Johnny Foot Tapping"

Beijing - Chinese Officials are constantly looking for ways to make the Summer Olympics in China something special. Today they added a new experimental sport designed by U.S. Senator Craig, tentatively called "Johnny Foot Tapping".

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Larry Craig Featured on New Three Dollar Bill

Funny story: Larry Craig Featured on New Three Dollar Bill

Denver, Colorado (IP) - Officials at the Denver mint have announced that Larry Craig will be pictured on the new Three-dollar bill that will be issued this week.

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Senator Craig Featured in Playgirl Magazine

Funny story: Senator Craig Featured in Playgirl Magazine

Pivate, Idaho (IP) - Playgirl magazine has announced that it is featuring gay Idaho Republican Senator Craig in the fold out section of its November issue of its magazine.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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