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Birkhead UFO-proofs Dannielynn nursery after ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped craft fly-past

Funny story: Birkhead UFO-proofs Dannielynn nursery after ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped craft fly-past

Burbank, Ca - (Alien Mess): Larry Birkhead has installed a titanium bubble over Dannielynn's nursery after an ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped UFO was seen hovering menacingly above his Burbank home.

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Fur begins to fly as Elaine Marshall blocks Anna Nicole daughter's inheritance

Funny story: Fur begins to fly as Elaine Marshall blocks Anna Nicole daughter's inheritance

California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Feisty litigant Elaine Marshall, former daughter-in-law of Anna Nicole Smith's late octogenarian husband J Howard Marshall II, has vowed to make sure eighteen month-old little Dannielynn Marshall Birkhead neve...

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Elaine Marshall suspected in Anna Nicole death probe? Birkhead demands answers

Funny story: Elaine Marshall suspected in Anna Nicole death probe? Birkhead demands answers

California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Elaine Marshall, the former daughter-in-law of Anna Nicole Smith's late octogenarian husband J Howard Marshall II, is being linked to a series of California authorities' raids connected to the former stripp...

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Dannielynn Birkhead Gives Thumbs Down to Kentucky Birthday Party

Funny story: Dannielynn Birkhead Gives Thumbs Down to Kentucky Birthday Party

Anna Nicole Smith's daughter was appalled when she learned what her dad, Larry Birkhead, has planned for her first birthday -- a party in Kentucky. "Kentucky?" she babytalked in disbelief and horror.

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Larry Birkhead, Howard K Stern and Judge Larry Seidlin in gay three-way porno video shag-in

Funny story: Larry Birkhead, Howard K Stern and Judge Larry Seidlin in gay three-way porno video shag-in

New York - (Ass Mess): An explosive new Anna Nicole Smith book says that the father of her baby Dannielynn - Larry Birkhead - along with her former lawyer cum business partner Howard K Stern and Florida Judge Larry Seidlin were captured in a gay thre...

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Larry Birkhead's ex-lawyer Opri 'cheap at $475 per hour'

Funny story: Larry Birkhead's ex-lawyer Opri 'cheap at $475 per hour'

California - (Ass Mess): Debra Opri, former attorney to Larry Birlhead who is suing the Californian photographer for unpaid bills of around $500,000 may be seriously undercharging her one time client and undervaluing her services calculated at around...

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Borat hires Larry Birkhead's lawyer as Mary Cheney gives mirth to son

Funny story: Borat hires Larry Birkhead's lawyer as Mary Cheney gives mirth to son

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Kazakhstani actor Mr Borat has hired paternity lawyers who represented Californian photographer Larry Birkhead in his custody suit for Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn following today's news that Dick Cheney'...

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Friends say Heather Mills duped husband Paul over baby's paternity

Funny story: Friends say Heather Mills duped husband Paul over baby's paternity

London - (Ass Mess): The acrimonious divorce negotiations between Heather Mills and Paul McCartney took a turn for the worse today after the couple's former best man said that little Beatrice is the daughter of 'an anonymous Californian photo...

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Kentucky welcomes home a winner as Larry brings the baby home

Funny story: Kentucky welcomes home a winner as Larry brings the baby home

Louisville, Kentucky - (Ass Mess): When he first met billionaire's widow and ex-Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith at the Barnstable Brown party on the eve of 2005 Kentucky Derby little did Californian photographer Larry Birkhead realise that j...

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Larry's baby Dannielynn to meet Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky

Funny story: Larry's baby Dannielynn to meet Queen Elizabeth in Kentucky

Nassau, Bahama - (Ass Mess): Californian photographer Larry Birkhead is all set to take his baby daughter Dannielynn home to Kentucky to meet the family and to be presented to Queen Elizabeth who is due to visit the Blue Grass State later in the week...

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Virgie Arthur threatens to chain herself to airport runway

Funny story: Virgie Arthur threatens to chain herself to airport runway

Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): So determined is Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur to get her hands on her maybe-heiress grand daughter Dannielynn that she is preparing to chain herself to the Nassau airport runway in a bid to prevent the ba...

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Ex-Spice girl dumps Eddie Murphy idea, names daughter after Larry Birkhead

Funny story: Ex-Spice girl dumps Eddie Murphy idea, names daughter after Larry Birkhead

London - (ReUterus): Ex-Spice Girl Melanie Brown has named her newborn baby daughter Angel Iris Birkhead after the Californian dad of maybe-baby heiress Dannielynn.

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Virgie Arthur planning invasion of the body snatchers if denied official visitation rights

Funny story: Virgie Arthur planning invasion of the body snatchers if denied official visitation rights

Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Anna Nicole Smith's mother is secretly planning to exhume and take home to Texas her dead daughter and grandson Daniel's remains from Nassau if she doesn't get her way in the courts with full custody of baby...

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Larry and His Baby Heading Home

Funny story: Larry and His Baby Heading Home

Larry Birkhead, the Los Angeles based photographer/former boyfriend of Anna Nicole Smith, will soon be home with his baby. Not home to Kentucky, but back to California, where homosexuals, especially homosexuals with babies, are more readily accepte...

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Gonzales faces tough questions on Hillary Clinton

Funny story: Gonzales faces tough questions on Hillary Clinton

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Bush Administration's Asshole General faces some tough quesitons from the Senate Interrogation Comittee this week after he ran out of excuses for delaying his testimony any further despite some lucky personal break...

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Judge Seidlin says Hillary DNA tests positive as Larry Birkhead's birth mother

Funny story: Judge Seidlin says Hillary DNA tests positive as Larry Birkhead's birth mother

Florida - (Ass Mess): Florida Judge Larry Seidlin says recent DNA tests have confirmed that Larry Birkhead, father of maybe-baby heiress Dannielynn, is Hillary Cliton's son.

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Larry Birkhead slams Virgie Arthur: "I ain't no gay sperm donor!"

Funny story: Larry Birkhead slams Virgie Arthur: "I ain't no gay sperm donor!"

Nassau. Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Larry Birkhead has hit out at a smear campaign that says he is a gay sperm donor chosen by Anna Nicole Smith for his girly blonde good looks, and whose semen was cynically harvested by the former Playboy stripper in a pe...

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Hitman sought as Virgie Arthur demands baby's custody "if Birkhead dies"

Funny story: Hitman sought as Virgie Arthur demands baby's custody "if Birkhead dies"

Nassau, Bahamas - (Rotters): Former Texan cop Virgie Arthur is demanding to take out a legally binding contract getting sole custody of grand daughter Dannielynn in the event that the seven month old baby's father Larry Birkhead 'takes a fata...

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