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Man With World's Largest Penis Sues Spoof Site!

Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis Sues Spoof Site!

Bjorn Bigger, who has went by the name of "The Man With The Largest Penis", has launched a lawsuit against a spoof site on the web. "They have had story after story after story written about "The Man with the World's Biggest Penis" and never gave...

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No Place Like A Crowded Home - Try 162 Under One Roof

162 people living under the one roof could be, and I would have to agree, one of the largest ever in the world. Now the head of this Indian family is only 66 and apparently has 32 wives and 94 children of his own, and his house is also home to his...

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The World's Largest Gosh Darn Pumpkin Weighs In At 1,725 Pounds!

Funny story: The World's Largest Gosh Darn Pumpkin Weighs In At 1,725 Pounds!

PEANUTSVILLE, Ohio - Christine Harpsichord has just had her humongous pumpkin awarded the title of The World's Largest Gosh Darn Pumpkin. Miss Harpsichord, an unemployed unemployment office clerk, said that it took her four months to grow the son-...

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Kenyan authorities clear one of the largest slums on the planet, Kenya!

Funny story: Kenyan authorities clear one of the largest slums on the planet, Kenya!

Kenyan authorities have decided to clear one of the largest slums on the planet, KENYA! Despite massive opposition from rats, cockroaches, mosquitos, dubonic plague bugs and that other vermin, their inhabitants, Kenya is going through with the e...

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Man With World's Largest Penis Goes Into Hiding - Overexposure Blamed

Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis Goes Into Hiding - Overexposure Blamed

An American man, reportedly the possessor of the world's largest penis went into hiding yesterday evening at 7:32 pm Mountain Time, blaming over exposure for his inability to cope. The man, allegedly a close acquaintance of legendary Spoof writer...

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Crop Circle Of World's Largest Penis Appears In Oxfordshire - Several Spoof Writers Questioned By Police

Funny story: Crop Circle Of World's Largest Penis Appears In Oxfordshire - Several Spoof Writers Questioned By Police

Police this morning executed dawn raids on several writers for satirical website theSpoof.com following the discovery of the world's largest crop circle penis in a barley field in Oxfordshire. So far, no arrests have been made. The enormous crop c...

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Bob the Hermaphrodite has the World's Biggest Penis

Funny story: Bob the Hermaphrodite has the World's Biggest Penis

In spite of all previous claims to the contrary, a hermaphrodite called Bob actually has the World's Biggest Penis. The Book of World Records has conceded that taking relative body size into account, Bob the Barnacle is the current holder of the tit...

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Man With World's Largest Penis and Woman With World's Largest Vagina Snapped Up By ITV

Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis and Woman With World's Largest Vagina Snapped Up By ITV

Following their sensational sacking last year, the Man With The World's Largest Penis and the Woman With The World's Largest Vagina have been snapped up by ailing media giant Indiscriminate Television Corporation. (ITV) In an astonishing U-turn, I...

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Man With World's Largest Frying Pan And Woman With World's Largest Maris Piper Make Heavenly Chips

Funny story: Man With World's Largest Frying Pan And Woman With World's Largest Maris Piper Make Heavenly Chips

Twas a journalist's dream. Today, the man with the world's largest frying pan met the woman with the world's largest Maris Piper, and the results were HOT! HOT! HOT! Albie There, owner of the world's only six-foot frying pan met up with Yes Yes Oh...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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