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Laredo Border Patrol Agents Confiscate 2 Million Nude Counterfeit Vampire Dairies Action Figure Dolls

Funny story: Laredo Border Patrol Agents Confiscate 2 Million Nude Counterfeit Vampire Dairies Action Figure Dolls

LAREDO, Texas - Agents of The United States Border Patrol stationed in Laredo have just confiscated what they are calling one of the largest counterfeit smuggling rings of all time. Border Patrol Director Aspinwall L. Tiffinmiffin, 53, stated that...

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Willie Nelson Cuts Off His Braids - He Now Looks Like An Old, Ugly Kathy Griffin

Funny story: Willie Nelson Cuts Off His Braids - He Now Looks Like An Old, Ugly Kathy Griffin

ROUND ROCK, Texas - Willie Nelson had just finished performing at The Round Rock City Limits Bar & Grill when he was asked about his new hair look. Willie, who is 77, said that he went and had his waist length braids cut off because he simply...

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Governor Perry Sends The Texas Rangers To The Mexican Border

Funny story: Governor Perry Sends The Texas Rangers To The Mexican Border

AUSTIN - Texas Governor Rick Perry has announced that he will be sending the Texas Rangers down to the Texas-Mexico border town of Laredo. At first several newspapers were set to report that it was the American Baseball League Texas Rangers. Th...

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Laredo Drug-Sniffing Dog Becomes Addicted

Funny story: Laredo Drug-Sniffing Dog Becomes Addicted

LAREDO, Texas - United States Custom's Department Director Adobe "Chipper" Chipotle has informed Washington D.C. that one of his top drug-sniffing dogs Spot has sadly become addicted to drugs. Spot, who is six years old has been a U.S. Custom's (C...

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Brobama To Buy The Amazon Rain Forest

Funny story: Brobama To Buy The Amazon Rain Forest

LAREDO, Texas - President Barack Obama visited the border city of Laredo, Texas and told a crowd of over 50,000 that had assembled on Fulano De Tal's 100,000 acre John Doe Ranch that he understands their concern, worry, and apprehension regarding the...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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