Gone are the days when mobile phones were large enough to rest a tea tray on, although the iPhone 5 is rumoured to be as large as a minivan. The modern consumer needs somewhere to put their tea tray whilst they eat their meal and watch television.
Researchers at Manchester University of Science and Technology have discovered how to extend the battery life of laptops by inserting a piezoelectric strip underneath the keyboard.
"Basically," said head researcher Tam O'Gotchi, "the more you type...
Buying the lion's share of available technology patents from Nortel Corporation, a consortium of industry leaders including Apple, IBM, and Microsoft have launched a new company that offers complete information access and deep monitoring services to...
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Since Hugo my husband passed away last year I have been at a loose-end. It was like losing my right arm. When I finished the tablets the doctor gave me I did try to enthuse myself; get myself out of the depression by taking an English course with the University of the third Age.
Then of course there was also the village WI. However, I have not been to the latter now for some month...
Fourteen year old Alicia Maulder, a big fan of singer Justin Bieber, got the surprise of her life when she accidentally sent a girlfriend an e-mail Wednesday but missed a number by one digit and got her heart throb himself, Justin Bieber, by mistake.
We sent a reporter over and by the time he got there, there must have been a dozen teenage girls at the place. Apparently a local newspaper had a...
In a recent scientific study conducted in the US, Urologists have found that increased lap top use by males could cause infertility, lack of sex drive, and in a worst case scenario 'fried bollocks!"
Heading the team of Scrotal Scientists was Cana...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock - a dashingly handsome 29 year old billionaire philanthropist who made his fortune out of his pork pie hat empire (not verified - we only have his word for it, and sources say he's a compulsive liar) today revealed to Sk...
A new disorder has come to light in the last decade and has the potential to kill hundreds of people if a cure is not found.
The condition was first discovered in the port of Fray Bentos in Argentina and affects only the upper thigh, particularly the left one. Doctors have described what to look out for:
* A softening of skin tissue
* A patch of discoloration of the skin
* A strong sm...
Laptops are one of the most popular toys that science and technology has invented behind mobile phones, Ipods, IPhones, MP3's and vibrators?
The latest generation of laptops has been re-designed and the integration of a superb, ingenious piece of...
Free Laptops for Layabouts and fraudsters with Free internet connection is Labour's latest Loony policy as announced by Ed Balls.
The laptops are supposedly for school children from poor families but as we know every single benefit is the target f...
Sociologists and economists worldwide have come to the defense of pilots whose laptop use in the cockpit caused them to fly 150 miles beyond their destination.
Federal safety officials reported Monday that the flight overshot its scheduled landing...
Computer manufacturer Hell has launched what it calls 'the world's crappest laptop'. The Alamo weighs next to nothing, due to having less memory than a pocket calculator, and can be folded into your pocket, or simply dropped into the nearest bin.
Using technology that is designed to identify computer viruses, the Metropolitan Police today began the hunt for a laptop PC that was left in the back of a taxi yesterday. Police were guarded about providing many details, but said that it was a matt...
In an embarrassing leaked memo from the British furniture superstore giants, it has emerged that a laptop containing detailed plans of a kitchen for the Jenkins's extension has been left on a train.
"Nobody else will be able to use the data on the...
WASHINGTON, DC - The US Department of Commerce has refused to comment on a report stating that Chinese officials may have secretly copied the contents of a government laptop reported to have contained some highly sensitive, top-secret pornography.
Well, I allowed myself to be swayed by the salesman's patter and bought a wireless keyboard and mouse, thinking it would enable me to use my laptop with a modicum of laziness as I watched "Have I got News for You" and" repeats of "Grumpy Old Men" in front of the idiot box.
Hype Park - (Reuterus & Bad Ass Mess): The Ministry of Defence has admitted that 69 laptops containing details of all the soldiers that Princess Diana had ever shagged have somehow ended up at the bottom of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Foun...
Apple corps today revealed that they had found a way to build a complete computer that retails at 99 cents, for sale to the developing world. At the launch, Apple Corps chairman Steve Jobs said, "We are pleased to be competing with Intel for the...