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Source of All Evil Discovered to Be Hillary's E-Mail Accounts

Funny story: Source of All Evil Discovered to Be Hillary's E-Mail Accounts

Science Town, NMScientists looking for the source of water on Mars found, in one of those crazy Science coincidences, the source of all evil on Earth instead. The head scientist, in an exclusive interview said, "We were aiming our receptors up to...

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Teenager lends laptop he used for masturbation 10 minutes earlier to mother

CLEVELAND, OH--Hoping for the best, local teenager Nate Bannington handed his laptop computer--which he had used 10 minutes earlier for masturbation--to his mother, Dorothy Bannington. "I just got back from school and I had some free time on my h...

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Scotsmen Freezing After Updating To O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog"

Funny story: Scotsmen Freezing After Updating To O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog"

Apple MacPherson have uploaded a fix for O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog" which appears to be causing Scotsmen to "freeze" and require cold reboots. Apple MacPherson have denied any problems are linked to its new operating system and claim the new download is...

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Justin Bieber Retires From Music To Become A Speck of Lint You See Left Hand Middle Of Your Laptop

Funny story: Justin Bieber Retires From Music To Become A Speck of Lint You See Left Hand Middle Of Your Laptop

LOS ANGELES, CA - Justin Bieber held a press conference today to announce that he retires and will begin the New Year as a speck of lint. "But I don't want to be any speck of lint, just the speck of lint you see on the left hand side middle of yo...

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Man on laptop recycles his recycle bin

A 34 Irish man is in hospital tonight after he accidentally recycled his recycle bin. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, was on his laptop at home when he made the fateful error. A hospital spokesman said the laptop went into an infinite...

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Need somewhere to put a tea tray? There's a lap for that

Funny story: Need somewhere to put a tea tray? There's a lap for that

Gone are the days when mobile phones were large enough to rest a tea tray on, although the iPhone 5 is rumoured to be as large as a minivan. The modern consumer needs somewhere to put their tea tray whilst they eat their meal and watch television.

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Extended battery life for laptops

Funny story: Extended battery life for laptops

Researchers at Manchester University of Science and Technology have discovered how to extend the battery life of laptops by inserting a piezoelectric strip underneath the keyboard. "Basically," said head researcher Tam O'Gotchi, "the more you type...

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New Smart Technology Announced for Any Device, Any Time, Anywhere

Funny story: New Smart Technology Announced for Any Device, Any Time, Anywhere

Buying the lion's share of available technology patents from Nortel Corporation, a consortium of industry leaders including Apple, IBM, and Microsoft have launched a new company that offers complete information access and deep monitoring services to...

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Teenage Fan Contacts Idol Justin Bieber by Mistake

Funny story: Teenage Fan Contacts Idol Justin Bieber by Mistake

Fourteen year old Alicia Maulder, a big fan of singer Justin Bieber, got the surprise of her life when she accidentally sent a girlfriend an e-mail Wednesday but missed a number by one digit and got her heart throb himself, Justin Bieber, by mistake. We sent a reporter over and by the time he got there, there must have been a dozen teenage girls at the place. Apparently a local newspaper had a...

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Great Balls of Fire: Lap Top Use Linked to Scorched Scrotums & Lukewarm Sex Activity!

Funny story: Great Balls of Fire: Lap Top Use Linked to Scorched Scrotums & Lukewarm Sex Activity!

In a recent scientific study conducted in the US, Urologists have found that increased lap top use by males could cause infertility, lack of sex drive, and in a worst case scenario 'fried bollocks!" Heading the team of Scrotal Scientists was Cana...

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Local Man Tries To Lure Athsmatic Wheezing Bastard Out Of Laptop

Funny story: Local Man Tries To Lure Athsmatic Wheezing Bastard Out Of Laptop

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock - a dashingly handsome 29 year old billionaire philanthropist who made his fortune out of his pork pie hat empire (not verified - we only have his word for it, and sources say he's a compulsive liar) today revealed to Sk...

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Corned Beef Legs

Funny story: Corned Beef Legs

A new disorder has come to light in the last decade and has the potential to kill hundreds of people if a cure is not found. The condition was first discovered in the port of Fray Bentos in Argentina and affects only the upper thigh, particularly the left one. Doctors have described what to look out for: * A softening of skin tissue * A patch of discoloration of the skin * A strong sm...

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Latest Laptops not only can "Google" they can also make "toast" too!

Funny story: Latest Laptops not only can "Google" they can also make "toast" too!

Laptops are one of the most popular toys that science and technology has invented behind mobile phones, Ipods, IPhones, MP3's and vibrators? The latest generation of laptops has been re-designed and the integration of a superb, ingenious piece of...

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Laptops for Layabouts

Funny story: Laptops for Layabouts

Free Laptops for Layabouts and fraudsters with Free internet connection is Labour's latest Loony policy as announced by Ed Balls. The laptops are supposedly for school children from poor families but as we know every single benefit is the target f...

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Economists, Sociologists Defend Stray Jet Pilots' Use of Laptops While Flying

Funny story: Economists, Sociologists Defend Stray Jet Pilots' Use of Laptops While Flying

Sociologists and economists worldwide have come to the defense of pilots whose laptop use in the cockpit caused them to fly 150 miles beyond their destination. Federal safety officials reported Monday that the flight overshot its scheduled landing...

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Hell's ultra-crap laptop on sale

Funny story: Hell's ultra-crap laptop on sale

Computer manufacturer Hell has launched what it calls 'the world's crappest laptop'. The Alamo weighs next to nothing, due to having less memory than a pocket calculator, and can be folded into your pocket, or simply dropped into the nearest bin.

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Laptop Must be Found - Police Ask Public for Help

Funny story: Laptop Must be Found - Police Ask Public for Help

Using technology that is designed to identify computer viruses, the Metropolitan Police today began the hunt for a laptop PC that was left in the back of a taxi yesterday. Police were guarded about providing many details, but said that it was a matt...

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MFI Lose Laptop

In an embarrassing leaked memo from the British furniture superstore giants, it has emerged that a laptop containing detailed plans of a kitchen for the Jenkins's extension has been left on a train. "Nobody else will be able to use the data on the...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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