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Funny story: Justin Bieber Retires From Music To Become A Speck of Lint You See Left Hand Middle Of Your Laptop

Justin Bieber Retires From Music To Become A Speck of Lint You See Left Hand Middle Of Your Laptop

LOS ANGELES, CA - Justin Bieber held a press conference today to announce that he retires and will begin the New Year as a speck of lint. "But I don't want to be any speck of lint, just the speck of lint you see on the left hand side middle of yo...
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Funny story: Man on laptop recycles his recycle bin

Man on laptop recycles his recycle bin

A 34 Irish man is in hospital tonight after he accidentally recycled his recycle bin. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, was on his laptop at home when he made the fateful error. A hospital spokesman said the laptop went into an infinite...
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Funny story: Need somewhere to put a tea tray? There's a lap for that

Need somewhere to put a tea tray? There's a lap for that

Gone are the days when mobile phones were large enough to rest a tea tray on, although the iPhone 5 is rumoured to be as large as a minivan. The modern consumer needs somewhere to put their tea tray whilst they eat their meal and watch television.
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Funny story: Extended battery life for laptops

Extended battery life for laptops

Researchers at Manchester University of Science and Technology have discovered how to extend the battery life of laptops by inserting a piezoelectric strip underneath the keyboard. "Basically," said head researcher Tam O'Gotchi, "the more you type...
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Funny story: New Smart Technology Announced for Any Device, Any Time, Anywhere

New Smart Technology Announced for Any Device, Any Time, Anywhere

Buying the lion's share of available technology patents from Nortel Corporation, a consortium of industry leaders including Apple, IBM, and Microsoft have launched a new company that offers complete information access and deep monitoring services to...
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Funny story: Teenage Fan Contacts Idol Justin Bieber by Mistake

Teenage Fan Contacts Idol Justin Bieber by Mistake

Fourteen year old Alicia Maulder, a big fan of singer Justin Bieber, got the surprise of her life when she accidentally sent a girlfriend an e-mail Wednesday but missed a number by one digit and got her heart throb himself, Justin Bieber, by mistake. We sent a reporter over and by the time he got there, there must have been a dozen teenage girls at the place. Apparently a local newspaper had a...
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Funny story: Great Balls of Fire: Lap Top Use Linked to Scorched Scrotums & Lukewarm Sex Activity!

Great Balls of Fire: Lap Top Use Linked to Scorched Scrotums & Lukewarm Sex Activity!

In a recent scientific study conducted in the US, Urologists have found that increased lap top use by males could cause infertility, lack of sex drive, and in a worst case scenario 'fried bollocks!" Heading the team of Scrotal Scientists was Cana...
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Funny story: Local Man Tries To Lure Athsmatic Wheezing Bastard Out Of Laptop

Local Man Tries To Lure Athsmatic Wheezing Bastard Out Of Laptop

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock - a dashingly handsome 29 year old billionaire philanthropist who made his fortune out of his pork pie hat empire (not verified - we only have his word for it, and sources say he's a compulsive liar) today revealed to Sk...
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Funny story: Corned Beef Legs

Corned Beef Legs

A new disorder has come to light in the last decade and has the potential to kill hundreds of people if a cure is not found. The condition was first discovered in the port of Fray Bentos in Argentina and affects only the upper thigh, particularly the left one. Doctors have described what to look out for: * A softening of skin tissue * A patch of discoloration of the skin * A strong sm...
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Funny story: Latest Laptops not only can "Google" they can also make "toast" too!

Latest Laptops not only can "Google" they can also make "toast" too!

Laptops are one of the most popular toys that science and technology has invented behind mobile phones, Ipods, IPhones, MP3's and vibrators? The latest generation of laptops has been re-designed and the integration of a superb, ingenious piece of...
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Funny story: Laptops for Layabouts

Laptops for Layabouts

Free Laptops for Layabouts and fraudsters with Free internet connection is Labour's latest Loony policy as announced by Ed Balls. The laptops are supposedly for school children from poor families but as we know every single benefit is the target f...
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Funny story: Economists, Sociologists Defend Stray Jet Pilots' Use of Laptops While Flying

Economists, Sociologists Defend Stray Jet Pilots' Use of Laptops While Flying

Sociologists and economists worldwide have come to the defense of pilots whose laptop use in the cockpit caused them to fly 150 miles beyond their destination. Federal safety officials reported Monday that the flight overshot its scheduled landing...
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Funny story: Hell's ultra-crap laptop on sale

Hell's ultra-crap laptop on sale

Computer manufacturer Hell has launched what it calls 'the world's crappest laptop'. The Alamo weighs next to nothing, due to having less memory than a pocket calculator, and can be folded into your pocket, or simply dropped into the nearest bin.
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Funny story: Laptop Must be Found - Police Ask Public for Help

Laptop Must be Found - Police Ask Public for Help

Using technology that is designed to identify computer viruses, the Metropolitan Police today began the hunt for a laptop PC that was left in the back of a taxi yesterday. Police were guarded about providing many details, but said that it was a matt...
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Funny story: MFI Lose Laptop

MFI Lose Laptop

In an embarrassing leaked memo from the British furniture superstore giants, it has emerged that a laptop containing detailed plans of a kitchen for the Jenkins's extension has been left on a train. "Nobody else will be able to use the data on the...
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Funny story: U.S. Won't Confirm Alleged Cyber Porn Theft

U.S. Won't Confirm Alleged Cyber Porn Theft

WASHINGTON, DC - The US Department of Commerce has refused to comment on a report stating that Chinese officials may have secretly copied the contents of a government laptop reported to have contained some highly sensitive, top-secret pornography.
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Funny story: Technology rules No K

Technology rules No K

Well, I allowed myself to be swayed by the salesman's patter and bought a wireless keyboard and mouse, thinking it would enable me to use my laptop with a modicum of laziness as I watched "Have I got News for You" and" repeats of "Grumpy Old Men" in front of the idiot box.
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Funny story: 69 MoD laptops found at the bottom of the Diana Fountain

69 MoD laptops found at the bottom of the Diana Fountain

Hype Park - (Reuterus & Bad Ass Mess): The Ministry of Defence has admitted that 69 laptops containing details of all the soldiers that Princess Diana had ever shagged have somehow ended up at the bottom of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Foun...
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