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Funny story: "Sorry" Removed From The Dictionary

"Sorry" Removed From The Dictionary

The word sorry has become the first word to be removed from the English Oxford Dictionary because it has lost all of its meaning. With politicians, pupils, and perverted next-door neighbours using that word all too often, that word has now been t...
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Funny story: ABC: What If We'd Used A Different Song?

ABC: What If We'd Used A Different Song?

It is usually the first thing we learn as infants about written communications: the letters A, B and C. In fact we refer to the entire alphabet as "the ABCs." And all because of that song. A must-learn for every toddler. I of course can't write the melody here, but we all know how it goes: "A B C D E F G.... H I J K LMNOP... Q R S... T U V... W.. X... Y and Z. Now I know my ABCs, next time won't...
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Funny story: A 3-Year-Old Portuguese Toddler Can Speak 29 Different Languages Fluently

A 3-Year-Old Portuguese Toddler Can Speak 29 Different Languages Fluently

MIRANDELA, Portugal - The Portuguese Children's Agency of Mirandela has just discovered what it is calling the most amazing 3-year-old in the world. Enrique Portello with the PCA stated that the young boy is named Alfredo Bernardo Zeferino and he...
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Funny story: There's more than one way to skin a cat: The Spoof tests some English proverbs and sayings

There's more than one way to skin a cat: The Spoof tests some English proverbs and sayings

Tiddles lies shivering in front of the fire, swathed in bandages and looking at me accusingly while I await the knock on the door. The vet said he was calling the RSPCA after what I had done and those interfering busybodies will be here soon. It was all in the name of a good cause, I tell Tiddles, but he still looks at me in that way and refuses to purr. What is his problem? Our verdict: I...
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Funny story: Russia To Rename Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport The Comrade Edward Snowden Commemorative Airport

Russia To Rename Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport The Comrade Edward Snowden Commemorative Airport

NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that Edward Snowden has suddenly become one of the most popular non-Russian individuals in the entire country of Russia. Snowden, who is the star of the notorious NSA Scandal, spoke with a repor...
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Funny story: The Chicago White Sox Are Being Pressured To Change Their Name

The Chicago White Sox Are Being Pressured To Change Their Name

CHICAGO - There is some ill-winds blowing in the Windy City and a lot of it is swirling around baseball's U.S. Cellular Field, home of the south side boys, The Chicago White Sox. According to a story which appeared in The Turnstile Review written...
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Funny story: Linguistic Balkanization of Congress Studied

Linguistic Balkanization of Congress Studied

Luci Tung, Phd. in Linguistic Research at Babel University, has recently released her groundbreaking study of the increase in disparity of the meaning of common English words as used by members of the U.S. Congress. She begins by showing how cultu...
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Funny story: Obama revising dictionary

Obama revising dictionary

President Obama, today, during an unscheduled press conference he called, pre-empting the Drew Carey show, The Price is Right, indicated that he is presenting to Congress, a list of words which he wants stricken from the English language. the first o...
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Funny story: South Carolina Votes To Prohibit The Use of The North Korean Language

South Carolina Votes To Prohibit The Use of The North Korean Language

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - American Spotlight Magazine has just learned that the state of South Carolina has just passed an amendment regarding the North Korean language. Cutter Shiloh with ASM stated that he was informed about the change by an ex...
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Funny story: Literary World Stunned By Claims That Thousands Of English Words Have Gone Missing

Literary World Stunned By Claims That Thousands Of English Words Have Gone Missing

The world of literature has been stunned by allegations that massive numbers of words have simply gone missing from the English language. 'In the 1960s we believe there to have been at least one million English words,' said a spokesman for the Queen's English Society. 'Dictionaries that are currently available, however, list just a few hundred. It would appear that words may have been systemati...
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Funny story: The Word "Fart" to be Replaced by "Brraaaap"

The Word "Fart" to be Replaced by "Brraaaap"

After having been in popular use for more than 250 years, the word fart will soon be replaced by brraaaap. Dr. Bunny Glaze, speaking from the annual convention of the World Gastroenterologists' Union, said support for brraaaap by the doctors' group...
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Funny story: #@%&#! Will No Longer Be Used To Represent Swear Words

#@%&#! Will No Longer Be Used To Represent Swear Words

Cartoonists and others who for decades have used "#@%&#!" to represent curse words are outraged by a plan to cease using the symbols. Beginning July 1st, #@%&#! will be replaced by "<>?{}!," said Lunabird Fistermacher of the US Departm...
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Funny story: Study Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word

Study Reveals "Conversate" Is Not A Word

ATLANTA, GA- After a long, six month research period it was discovered that conversate is not a word. This study comes from 40 year old, Geoffrey Bentine, who while in a conversation with a friend said, "Can we conversate later?" In turn his frie...
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Funny story: Steve McClaren Sacked Over Language Barrier

Steve McClaren Sacked Over Language Barrier

Former England manager Steve McClaren has left his role as coach of the Dutch club FC Twente the day after holding talks with chairman Joop Munsterman over what the latter called 'language difficulties'. Munsterman said: "We can't understand hi...
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Funny story: It Actually Isn't What It Is

It Actually Isn't What It Is

Linguistic experts say the phrase, "It is what it is," is incorrect, and in reality, it isn't what it is. "At one time it might have been what it is, or was, but it isn't anymore," said American Linguistic Association spokesman Binder Porkmann.
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Funny story: Two communications professors trade over whether or not "friggin'" is a real word

Two communications professors trade over whether or not "friggin'" is a real word

Two college professors had to be forcibly separated by students after they got into a fistfight over whether or not the term "friggin'" is a real word. 64 year-old Professor Wilkie Hyennisfield admitted to police that he threw the first punch.
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Funny story: Holby City To Blame For New Disease

Holby City To Blame For New Disease

Scientists and hospital staff are baffled this evening as Hugo Mountbatten, 41 from Wigan, continues to talk in overly complex medical jargon after prolonged contact with the BBC medical drama series 'Holby City'. The bar owner, from the Pemberton...
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Funny story: Like, literally awesome

Like, literally awesome

The campaign for plain English has outlawed the use of "literally" and "like" as used by Will.I.Am. He was made to recite and memorise this poem. "Like, literally awesome" by Rob Barratt It was literally awesome Some awe was in place I was literally gobsmacked I got punched in the face I was literally spaced out Floating round the room I was literally flying I was, like, over the mo...
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