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NASA Says The Martian Land Rover Is Reporting A Problem With The Odometer

Funny story: NASA Says The Martian Land Rover Is Reporting A Problem With The Odometer

HOUSTON - The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center has just received word about a malfunction with the land rover Curiosity. NASA spokesman Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that Curiosity's computer has sent back a message saying that its odometer i...

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NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

Funny story: NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has informed the various news agencies that the marijuana that the Martian land rover Curiosity recently discovered on Mars is in fact of a very, very high grade. Timmelfarb stated that chemists analyze...

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China's Moon Land Rover Yutu Has Crashed

Funny story: China's Moon Land Rover Yutu Has Crashed

HONG KONG - China's Rick Shaw National News Agency is reporting that the Moon land rover Yutu, (Jade Rabbit) has met with an unfortunate accident. Rick Shaw stated that on Monday at approximately 2:13 a.m. (Las Vegas time) Yutu reported that it ha...

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NASA Reports That Its Mars Land Rover Curiosity Has Its Left Turn Signal Stuck

Funny story: NASA Reports That Its Mars Land Rover Curiosity Has Its Left Turn Signal Stuck

HOUSTON - NASA's Assistant Spokesperson Skipper Flashfiddle has just informed the press that they have received word of a small malfunction with the Martian land rover Curiosity. Flashfiddle said that at 2:07 a.m. a computer printout sent from the...

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NASA In Order To Generate Some Income Will Put Sponsor Name Decals On The Land Rover Curiosity

Funny story: NASA In Order To Generate Some Income Will Put Sponsor Name Decals On The Land Rover Curiosity

HOUSTON - NASA which has been dealing with a bit of a financial struggle lately has come up with an idea that will help generate some much needed revenue. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb told the news media that NASA has decided to put corporat...

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NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Curiosity Has Discovered Gold

Funny story: NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Curiosity Has Discovered Gold

HOUSTON - The people at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration are jumping for joy at the recent discovery made by the Martian land rover Curiosity. Trent Timmelfarb, the official spokesperson for NASA, has informed the news media that...

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NASA Is Considering Renaming The Land Rover Curiosity, The Nelson Mandela Land Rover

Funny story: NASA Is Considering Renaming The Land Rover Curiosity, The Nelson Mandela Land Rover

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just informed the various news organizations that due to public opinion NASA will be considering renaming the Martian land rover Curiosity in honor of Nelson Mandela. Timmelfarb said that President...

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Gary Busey Banned From Visiting The NASA Space Center

Funny story: Gary Busey Banned From Visiting The NASA Space Center

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, the official spokesperson for NASA's Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center, recently met with representatives of the news media. He discussed the topic of the land rover Curiosity, which is on the planet Mars gathering up an u...

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NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Has Run Over A Possum

Funny story: NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Has Run Over A Possum

HOUSTON - NASA officials have just received a computer readout from the Martian land rover Curiosity which reports that it has run over what appeared to be a possum. One of the NASA executives who saw the computer message noted that a varmint type...

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NASA To Trade In Land Rover Curiosity For A Brand New 2014 Model

Funny story: NASA To Trade In Land Rover Curiosity For A Brand New 2014 Model

HOUSTON - NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has stated that his agency is proud of the fantastic job that the Martian land rover Curiosity has done. He remarked that it has performed far beyond any expectations of the space program experts. Ti...

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NASA Says That China Has Expressed An Interest In Buying The Land Rover Curiosity

Funny story: NASA Says That China Has Expressed An Interest In Buying The Land Rover Curiosity

HOUSTON - The government of China has acquired a lot of property in the United States and they have a strong desire to purchase a lot more. National Focus Magazine reported that (China) has expressed an interest in purchasing such well known Ameri...

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NASA Is Recalling The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Because of Faulty Windshield Wipers

Funny story: NASA Is Recalling The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Because of Faulty Windshield Wipers

HOUSTON - NASA has just received a certified letter from The Rampart Vehicles Corporation, the company that built the Mars Land Rover Curiosity. According to NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb, Rampart Vehicles is recalling the land rover Curiosit...

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NASA Concerned As The Land Rover Curiosity's Low Oil Light Comes On

Funny story: NASA Concerned As The Land Rover Curiosity's Low Oil Light Comes On

HOUSTON - NASA scientists have expressed concern as they have received word from Mars that the land rover's low oil light has just come on. A spokesperson for NASA, Trent Timmelfarb, said that it has its top mechanic working on the problem and hop...

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The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Makes An Astonishing Discovery!

Funny story: The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Makes An Astonishing Discovery!

HOUSTON - NASA has just reported what is being hailed as an amazing discovery that was made by the Mars Land Rover Curiosity. According to high ranking NASA officials the land rover has discovered over 30 arrowheads that laid buried one foot benea...

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The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Discovers A Gold Field The Size of Massachusetts

Funny story: The Mars Land Rover Curiosity Discovers A Gold Field The Size of Massachusetts

HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that its Mars land rover, Curiosity has just made an amazing discovery. It has sent back video that shows a field of gold that is completely covered with gold nuggets. NASA scientists say that the gold field is the s...

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MoD Axe Plans To Sell-Off Snatch Land Rovers To The Public!

Funny story: MoD Axe Plans To Sell-Off Snatch Land Rovers To The Public!

Chief-of-Defence-Staff; General Sir Jock "the bayonet" Stirrup-Pump has withdrawn plans to sell off useless Army Snatch Land Rovers after a series of disastrous tests, involving housewives in a Sainsbury's car-park in Basingstoke! The "steel cof...

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First ever Range Rover driver to discover his vehicle has indicators

Funny story: First ever Range Rover driver to discover his vehicle has indicators

An upper-class twit from Paddington, Howard I. Noh, discovered today that his Range Rover actually has indicators.

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