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Funny story: World's Most Evil Man Tracked Down In Preston Pub

World's Most Evil Man Tracked Down In Preston Pub

The world's most evil man has finally been tracked down to the lounge bar of a pub close to Preston bus station in Lancashire. Bob Atkinson, 58, of Preston was spotted by reporters sitting alone and shrouded in evil as he sipped a pint of mild and...
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Funny story: Burnley Beaten By Blackburn Rovers - Fans Upbeat As Relegation Looms

Burnley Beaten By Blackburn Rovers - Fans Upbeat As Relegation Looms

Blackburn Rovers, affectionately known by fans of bitter local rivals Burnley, as "T' Bastards" emerged victorious in a fiercely contested North East Lancashire derby by a single goal at Turf Moor. Condemning the Clarets to almost certain relegati...
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Funny story: 15 Year Old Lancashire Youth Admits To Having Smoked Since The Age Of Two

15 Year Old Lancashire Youth Admits To Having Smoked Since The Age Of Two

Hot on the heels of a Welsh woman's suspended prison sentence on charges of allowing a three year old to smoke cigarettes, which amounted to child abuse, a Lancashire youth contacted TheSpoof.com today. Ovenchips Slackthwaite, 15, of Burnley openl...
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Funny story: House Of Horrors - Police Search Continues

House Of Horrors - Police Search Continues

Burnley, Lancashire, 5 minutes ago. - As the world's press gathered outside a modest semi detached house on the outskirts of this Lancashire mill town, a succession of grim faced police officers entered, left, then re-entered, sometimes carrying sini...
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Funny story: Russia Declares War On Lancashire Mill Town

Russia Declares War On Lancashire Mill Town

In an unprecedented move this evening, the Russian government declared war on the Lancashire mill town of Burnley following Chelsea's defeat in the Carling Cup at home to the East Lancashire minnows. Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is said to have...
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Funny story: Bring It On - Burnley Man Lays Down Gauntlet

Bring It On - Burnley Man Lays Down Gauntlet

Following an internet threat of a violent invasion by Emperor penguins a Burnley man, Mr Jimmy Bacon, of Stoops Estate warned that the penguins had better be up for it. Speaking from the lounge bar of the White Horse pub in neighbouring Padiham, B...
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Funny story: Innumerable Carbon Permits Permit Worst British Polluters a Free Pass to Pollute and Not Give a Hoot!

Innumerable Carbon Permits Permit Worst British Polluters a Free Pass to Pollute and Not Give a Hoot!

Castle Cement's Ribblesdale works in Clitheroe, Lancashire has been found to create one of the most beautiful sunsets in all of the Britain upon whose once great empire the sun reputedly never set. The bad news is that the glowing orange-red evening...
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Funny story: Fleetwood Pier inferno - hundreds of suspects arrested

Fleetwood Pier inferno - hundreds of suspects arrested

Following Tuesday morning's fire which destroyed Fleetwood's historic pier, causing hundreds of pounds worth of damage, Lancashire Police announced the arrest of over 350 suspected arsonists. At a press conference this afternoon, a representative...
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Funny story: Choirs Get Their View Heard By Remaining Silent

Choirs Get Their View Heard By Remaining Silent

Sunday is a day of rest and in one rural Lancashire community it was anything but. Regulars went to church where the local choir took part to add some character to the occasion and everything went well at the start up to the third hymn. The choir...
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Funny story: Nostradamus: Startling new UK predictions

Nostradamus: Startling new UK predictions

Lancashire UK: Recent x-ray style examinations of a book found at a Burnley bus stop found some intriguing predictions. Prof James Donaughy of Carlisle University had been carrying out x-ray style inspections of the said book. The theory of these...
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Funny story: Sacked For Scraping The Pot

Sacked For Scraping The Pot

Lancashire in the UK is known for its hotpot and at one time it was so much adored that people would fight over it to some extent. If there was any left on the surface of the pot some people would 'scrape the pot' to get some of it. The term 'scra...
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Funny story: Stricken ferry dumps millions of condoms, choc biscuits and anal wart-removing lotion bottles

Stricken ferry dumps millions of condoms, choc biscuits and anal wart-removing lotion bottles

Lancashire - (Rioters): The stricken Riverdance ferry has dumped its entire cargo of Dimplex condoms, McVitie's choc chip cookies and Anusol Wart Remover Jelly onto the Lancashire shore prompting feverish looti...
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Funny story: Britain's Most Dangerous Road Named

Britain's Most Dangerous Road Named

A short section of road in Lancashire has been named as the most dangerous in Britain in a new survey.
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Funny story: Woman Says First Words in 10 Years - Husband Gutted.

Woman Says First Words in 10 Years - Husband Gutted.

Silence was broken in a Lancashire household yesterday when 67 year old Eileen Dover turned to her husband, Ben, now 71, and said, "I think you've suffered enough now."...
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Funny story: American man "not amused"

American man "not amused"

Lancashire, UK. An American man yesterday registered his disapproval with members of the public who, "think they are funny", in the...
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