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Funny story: Lana Del What?

Lana Del What?

Lana Del Ray (no, we don't know who she is either) has sensationally admitted to sleeping her way around the music industry. The singer (?) said: "I have slept a lot of guys in the industry but none of them helped me get my record deals." Learning of this amazing news BATTL news hastily arranged a interview with her to find out the truth behind the statement. We also took a guitar along...
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Funny story: Lana Del Rey Says Lady Gaga Has Fizzled Out

Lana Del Rey Says Lady Gaga Has Fizzled Out

BROOKLYN - At one time Lady Gaga and Lana Del Rey were as close as peanut butter and jelly but those days are long gone. Del Rey, who is a singer in her own right, recently appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King and she real...
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Funny story: President Obama to sing at The Superbowl

President Obama to sing at The Superbowl

President Obama has been asked to sing at the Superbowl during the half-time break after organisers saw his 'Al Green moment' last week. Michelle Obama appeared on the Jay Leno show this week and told the host "he never stops singing to me - the c...
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Funny story: Lana Del Ray axed from the Superbowl

Lana Del Ray axed from the Superbowl

The new singing sensation Lana Del Rey has been dramatically axed from the superbowl half-time entertainment this weekend after organisers discovered she is actually a part-time drag artist called Eliza Ray Grunt. The ruse was discovered after an...
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