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Spontaneous breast growth in a Cumbrian hotel

Funny story: Spontaneous breast growth in a Cumbrian hotel

The Windermere Vista Hotel in the Lake District, Cumbria, is at the centre of a scientific investigation after it was discovered to be the centre of an outbreak of spontaneous boob growth. "People have been adding up to two cup sizes to their brea...

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Coronation Street Star's Business Venture Folds

Funny story: Coronation Street Star's Business Venture Folds

Reports are coming in that a business venture run by Coronation Street star Reece Dinsdale is in difficulty, or has already gone tits up, whichever version you choose to believe. (If any) The enterprise, based at Lake Twittermere in the English La...

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England's Lake District National Park to be swallowed by Atlantic

Funny story: England's Lake District National Park to be swallowed by Atlantic

National Trust anoraks, the Forestry Commission and The Lake District National Parks Authority were last night holding crisis talks after discovering that the future of one of the country's unspoilt paradise hangs in the balance. Ordinance Survey...

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Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Funny story: Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Police and UFO experts have reopened the area around Keswick in Cumbria this morning, where the weather caused the Original Mountain Marathon race to be abandoned yesterday, leaving more than 700 of the competitors missing. Miraculously, a scene...

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Official - Scafell Pike no longer England's highest Peak

Funny story: Official - Scafell Pike no longer England's highest Peak

Many a climber and walker over the years have struggled up Scafell Pike in the Lake District to "bag" England's highest Peak at 978m. Well the unfortunate news is that nearby Scafell has now been measured and confirmed as the ho...

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Lake District To Become Waste Site

Funny story: Lake District To Become Waste Site

The growing problem of effectively disposing of the nations non-recyclable waste was further emphasised today when it was announced that the Lake District was to be redesignated as a "peoples" landfill site.

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Hillary Bill And The One That Got Away

Funny story: Hillary Bill And The One That Got Away

Former first lady, Hillary Clinton, has been telling reporters about her trip to the English Lake District, Cumbria, with husband Bill.

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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