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Funny story: Coronation Street Star's Business Venture Folds

Coronation Street Star's Business Venture Folds

Reports are coming in that a business venture run by Coronation Street star Reece Dinsdale is in difficulty, or has already gone tits up, whichever version you choose to believe. (If any) The enterprise, based at Lake Twittermere in the English La...
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Funny story: England's Lake District National Park to be swallowed by Atlantic

England's Lake District National Park to be swallowed by Atlantic

National Trust anoraks, the Forestry Commission and The Lake District National Parks Authority were last night holding crisis talks after discovering that the future of one of the country's unspoilt paradise hangs in the balance. Ordinance Survey...
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Funny story: Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Cumbria Marathon Latest: Hundreds Of Missing Runners Turn Up

Police and UFO experts have reopened the area around Keswick in Cumbria this morning, where the weather caused the Original Mountain Marathon race to be abandoned yesterday, leaving more than 700 of the competitors missing. Miraculously, a scene...
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Funny story: Official - Scafell Pike no longer England's highest Peak

Official - Scafell Pike no longer England's highest Peak

Many a climber and walker over the years have struggled up Scafell Pike in the Lake District to "bag" England's highest Peak at 978m. Well the unfortunate news is that nearby Scafell has now been measured and confirmed as the ho...
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Funny story: Lake District To Become Waste Site

Lake District To Become Waste Site

The growing problem of effectively disposing of the nations non-recyclable waste was further emphasised today when it was announced that the Lake District was to be redesignated as a "peoples" landfill site.
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Funny story: Hillary Bill And The One That Got Away

Hillary Bill And The One That Got Away

Former first lady, Hillary Clinton, has been telling reporters about her trip to the English Lake District, Cumbria, with husband Bill.
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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