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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, speak out about The End Of The World

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, speak out about The End Of The World

One of the Spoof's female writers recently met with two of her favourite people, in Morrison's Restaurant at Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough. Over plates of fish, chips 'n' mushy peas and cups of tea, they discussed the recent 'panic' over The End Of The World prophecies. "Well," started Takwana, "Ah do admit like, Ah was ded worried when A ferst 'erd it, you know worra mean? Then our lad sed...
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Funny story: LG Corporation Secretly Owned by Warren Buffett's Ex-Girlfriend

LG Corporation Secretly Owned by Warren Buffett's Ex-Girlfriend

Financial and social news wires buzzing from the story that broke earlier today, the mystery woman who would be Warren Buffett's former gal pal reportedly owns majority stock in the LG electronics corporation. A Canadian resident, self made billio...
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Funny story: Spoof writer looking for a Ghost Writer to hire

Spoof writer looking for a Ghost Writer to hire

A female spoof writer is looking for a Ghost Writer to hire for a couple of weeks until she gets 'back into the groove'. Although she doesn't believe in Ghosts persay (whatever persay means)...she feels she needs a helping hand or two as she is extremely busy tying up loose ends (and students) in preparation for her retirement from teaching at the end of June, and feels pushed for time as far...
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Funny story: Spoofer In Prison, Stuck WIth Annoying Spoofer

Spoofer In Prison, Stuck WIth Annoying Spoofer

BIRMINGHAM = Lady Godiva, cool person, was found in prison with insane person, Inhopeless. Both had been arrested on Slaying With Laughter, and are installed in the Chuckle Brothers Wing of HMP Selly Oak. "Luckily for us," she said, "they have...
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Funny story: Spoofers Arrested Over Slaying With Humour

Spoofers Arrested Over Slaying With Humour

BIRMINGHAM - After a long flight Lady Godiva got down from the plane, and met her friend Inhopeless. After a short drive, both went into the city centre and into the Birmingham Rep Theatre. Not suspicious you say? Two hours later the two Spo...
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Funny story: Medieval Times? Book 2 Knights get one FREE

Medieval Times? Book 2 Knights get one FREE

Lady Godiva was extremely excited when she read an ad in the online Telegraph. A well-known hotel in Birmingham was offering a package deal...book 2 Knights get one FREE. She quickly got onto the telephone and called her Spoof friend, Inhopeless, who lives in Birmingham and asked him to book her in for the package. He kindly agreed to do so and was wondering why Lady G. sounded to friskily ex...
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Funny story: Inhopeless, Spoofwriter, arrested for voicemail 'hacking'.

Inhopeless, Spoofwriter, arrested for voicemail 'hacking'.

Inhopeless, Spoofwriter living in Birmingham, has been arrested by Scotland Yard's Operation Weetabix team for, allegedly, hacking into fellow Spoofwriter, Lady Godiva's voicemail messages. Some of these messages are from her mam and need decoding...
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Funny story: Lady Godiva Avidly Goaded

Lady Godiva Avidly Goaded

Canada - RCMP announced at a press conference today that Lady Godiva was found incoherent and ill-dressed (her usual condition) in a snow bank. Doctors confirmed that she had been "avidly goaded", which is very strange, since this is an anagram of h...
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Funny story: Letter to Lady G. from her lovely mam.

Letter to Lady G. from her lovely mam.

Hello love, how's the weather over there? Still got some snow but I haven't been out for about 7 months. Our John, no Lesley, Christ why can't I get these names right?...our young 'un round the corner, well he came to do my, well you know, like he does everyweekend. He didn't stay long, only a week because they're going out tonight for a dream and taking the young 'un with them. He's still l...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby Villagers appalled by recent news of bare feet abounding - i.e. no socks

Isle of Wight News - Newby Villagers appalled by recent news of bare feet abounding - i.e. no socks

The villagers of Newby, Isle of Wight, are disgusted by the recent news from the mainland that people appear to be boycotting socks. In Newby, the only time socks are removed is when taking a bath or a shower. Also when they need washing themselv...
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Funny story: Lady Godiva meets with Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, to discuss the upcoming Royal Wedding

Lady Godiva meets with Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, to discuss the upcoming Royal Wedding

Lady Godiva visited Middlesbrough last week to meet with two of her favourite lasses in the world, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough. Both 'sporting' South Bank facelift hairdos. As usual, they met in their favourite restaurant in Morrison's, Berwick Hills Branch. Lady G. ordered the meals. Takwana just wanted Fish,chips and mushy peas...Anitakapita fanci...
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Funny story: Lady Godiva in line for the throne

Lady Godiva in line for the throne

Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva heard that Ellen Degeneres recently found out that she is distantly related to the British Royal Family. This spurred Lady G. to take a closer look into her own family tree. To her astonishment she found that she too is distantly related to the Royal Family and is, in fact, 593rd in line for the throne. Thanks to the World Wide Web, Google and the Mormons, we all h...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth, Susan Boyle and Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva to go on shopping spree for wedding frocks

Queen Elizabeth, Susan Boyle and Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva to go on shopping spree for wedding frocks

Lady Godiva, Spoof Writer, has been invited to go on a shopping spree with Queen Elizabeth and Susan Boyle this month. Queen Elizabeth, an avid reader of the Spoof, and a special fan of the 'female' Spoof writers, heard that Lady G's eldest daught...
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Funny story: Spoof writer 'Lady Godiva' is about to reveal that one of the male Spoofers is her half brother

Spoof writer 'Lady Godiva' is about to reveal that one of the male Spoofers is her half brother

Lady Godiva confided in another Spoof Writer that she recently discovered a fellow spoof writer is indeed her half brother. She is wondering whether or not, at this time, to conduct a POLL on The Spoof site and let the writers have a bit o' fun wi...
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Funny story: "Justin Bieber IS my grandson", reveals Spoof Writer

"Justin Bieber IS my grandson", reveals Spoof Writer

"Justin Bieber IS my grandson", revealed modest Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva, at a press conference held today outside her mansion in Ontario Canada. "I just wish people would let him enjoy his 15 minutes of fame and get on with their lives without harassing him about his obvious gayness." When asked why she hadn't admitted to him being her grandson before she answered, "Well, I actually wan...
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Funny story: Police Hunt Testicle Snatcher!

Police Hunt Testicle Snatcher!

Scotland Yard are on the hunt for a woman who is removing testicles from unsuspecting men, and selling them on the internet. The thief, now identified as Lady Godiva, the onetime bum snatching bandit, has gone to ground, somewhere in Canada. Po...
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Funny story: Queen's Charpa Image Boutique Expands to U.S.

Queen's Charpa Image Boutique Expands to U.S.

English small business entrepreneurs Quintessa "The Queen" Mudder and the elusive Ms. Charpa, owners of the hottest all women's boutique, coffee house and bookstores in the U.K., will be expanding operations to the U.S next month. Joining forces with three other investors both in England and New York, Mudder and Charpa have signed a deal allowing franchise boutiques in New York City, Boston an...
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Funny story: Godgyfu the Gift Of God

Godgyfu the Gift Of God

Godgyfu, or Godgifu, as she is sometimes known, lived in the mediaeval English town of Coventry between 1040-1080 Anno Domini. She was't wife of Leofric, Earl of Mercia. Like Katie Jordan Price, she loved horses, getting her kit off, and parading around showing off her wares. Chris was lying on his back, looking up at the stars. The sky was clear, nobody else was about, it was very pleasant loo...
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