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Man dies of boredom watching Labour leadership debate

Funny story: Man dies of boredom watching Labour leadership debate

Medical staff in a Manchester hospital struggled to save the life of a middle-aged man who was rushed to the Accident & Emergency ward after watching one too many Labour leadership debates. The unnamed victim was pronounced dead "from utter bored...

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David Milipede joins cast of Eastenders to avoid 'soap opera of Labour Party'

Funny story: David Milipede joins cast of Eastenders to avoid 'soap opera of Labour Party'

The BBC pulled off a scoop last night as it announced David Milipede will join the cast of Eastenders to play local councillor Delboy Moon - long lost cousin of nearly everybody else currently in Eastenders. Milipede has branched out into acting t...

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ComparetheMiliband.web gets Ed elected

Funny story: ComparetheMiliband.web gets Ed elected

Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman yesterday revealed the strategy which Labour used during their leadership race "We knew that Balls, Abbott and Bunham had no chance - and they weren't posh enough either - so we wanted to focus the membership on...

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Ed Gives Away Labour Leadership - But Not To David!

Shock rippled through Labour today as Edward Miliband made a shocking revelation in his first speech - he is reluctantly giving up the leadership of Labour to his sister Kelly Miliband, after their mother Marion stepped in, saying "The boys get all...

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Miliband brothers form new boy band - Dedward

Funny story: Miliband brothers form new boy band - Dedward

Manchester, Labour Party Conference: Miliband brothers announce new teen identity to grab more 'Yoof Votes' After a Leadership challenge that could have gone either way, David Miliband & Ed Miliband already had the notion for the boyband - now...

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Brothers torn apart by Labour Election

Funny story: Brothers torn apart by Labour Election

They've broken up after many years being brothers. After a very very tough year in which they've been slagged off in the press and not had a chance to shine having lived in the shadow of bigger stars, the UK's most iconic brothers have headed their s...

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Barry Chuckle Wins Labour Election Contest

Funny story: Barry Chuckle Wins Labour Election Contest

Barry Chuckle defeated brother Paul in as closely fought leadership contest the Labour Party has ever seen. The vote swung back and forth in the complicated election system, as fellow candidates Orville the Duck, Grotbags from ITV (circa 1980s) an...

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Labour Election Triumph

Funny story: Labour Election Triumph

It was a great triumph for the Labour Party. They beat the Conservatives and the Lib Dems, who came nowhere, in the election for their leader. As votes cast for unsuccessful candidates were allocated to Ed and David Milliband, Ed overtook his brother and won. 'It is a great voting system' said Ed 'it must be because it voted me in.' 'Then why isn't this great voting system of allocating...

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Ed Miliband - already Condemned

Funny story: Ed Miliband - already Condemned

It seemed like only a few minutes after the younger Miliband, Ed, had snatched the leadership of the Labour Party from David, the elder, that the shit began to fly. BBC political commentator and long time Tory boy, Nick Robinson, could hardly brea...

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Miliband Brothers Grounded!

David & Ed Miliband have been grounded by their parents. Ed who has recently got elected leader of the Labour Party beating his brother by 1.3% in the contest. David was overhead shouting at Ed 'Your Mean,your the meanest brother ever!...

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Latest New Labour saga has desperate Dave Miliband channeling his inner Austin Powers against sibling Ed's Forrest Gump.

Funny story: Latest New Labour saga has desperate Dave Miliband channeling his inner Austin Powers against sibling Ed's Forrest Gump.

Quick hoovering; sponge baths and home parties be-damned, the latest poll prediction that has brother Ed wresting away Labour's leadership has put desperate Dave in a frightening tizzy. With poll figures showing Ed winning 51% to 49% in second rou...

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David Milliband wants to "serve under brother Ed" in sexy sibling scandal

Funny story: David Milliband wants to "serve under brother Ed" in sexy sibling scandal

Labour leader hopeful David Milliband, who is the favourite to succeed Gordon Brown, has announced that he would be happy to serve under his brother Ed, another leadership contestant. The completely unnecessary comment has resulted in raised eyebrows...

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Labour as an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease.

Funny story: Labour as an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease.

Can nothing can save Labour's cancer, a canker, a malignant disease worse the Gangrene, such as syphilis since Labour has become an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease. Labour lost touch with its core constituency many years ago. They no longer re...

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Labour Leadership Campaign Slumbering on

Funny story: Labour Leadership Campaign Slumbering on

The competition to overcome watching paint dry as being the most boring experience has been challenged by the contest by the five candidates to become Leader of the Labour Party. According to insiders one of the Miliband brothers is likely to win,...

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The Labour Leadership Rules of Engagement

Funny story: The Labour Leadership Rules of Engagement

With the contenders for the leadership of the Labour Party battling it out across the country, we thought now would be an ideal time to answer the most frequently asked questions that we have received about this contest: How do you become candidates? Successful leadership candidates have to be nominated by 12.5% of the Parliamentary Labour Party, past and present. Votes from deceased MP's c...

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Labour Leadership: Diane Abbott in Next Round

Funny story: Labour Leadership: Diane Abbott in Next Round

As nominations closed today lefty Diane Abbott made it through to the next round of 'Labour's Got Talent'. Speaking to the media, Barber Shop Quartet: Ed Balls, Andy Burnham, David and Ed Miliband said: "We think it's really important to have a wo...

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