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Funny story: ComparetheMiliband.web gets Ed elected

ComparetheMiliband.web gets Ed elected

Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman yesterday revealed the strategy which Labour used during their leadership race "We knew that Balls, Abbott and Bunham had no chance - and they weren't posh enough either - so we wanted to focus the membership on...
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Funny story: Ed Gives Away Labour Leadership - But Not To David!

Ed Gives Away Labour Leadership - But Not To David!

Shock rippled through Labour today as Edward Miliband made a shocking revelation in his first speech - he is reluctantly giving up the leadership of Labour to his sister Kelly Miliband, after their mother Marion stepped in, saying "The boys get all...
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Funny story: Miliband brothers form new boy band - Dedward

Miliband brothers form new boy band - Dedward

Manchester, Labour Party Conference: Miliband brothers announce new teen identity to grab more 'Yoof Votes' After a Leadership challenge that could have gone either way, David Miliband & Ed Miliband already had the notion for the boyband - now...
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Funny story: Brothers torn apart by Labour Election

Brothers torn apart by Labour Election

They've broken up after many years being brothers. After a very very tough year in which they've been slagged off in the press and not had a chance to shine having lived in the shadow of bigger stars, the UK's most iconic brothers have headed their s...
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Funny story: Barry Chuckle Wins Labour Election Contest

Barry Chuckle Wins Labour Election Contest

Barry Chuckle defeated brother Paul in as closely fought leadership contest the Labour Party has ever seen. The vote swung back and forth in the complicated election system, as fellow candidates Orville the Duck, Grotbags from ITV (circa 1980s) an...
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Funny story: Labour Election Triumph

Labour Election Triumph

It was a great triumph for the Labour Party. They beat the Conservatives and the Lib Dems, who came nowhere, in the election for their leader. As votes cast for unsuccessful candidates were allocated to Ed and David Milliband, Ed overtook his brother and won. 'It is a great voting system' said Ed 'it must be because it voted me in.' 'Then why isn't this great voting system of allocating...
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Funny story: Ed Miliband - already Condemned

Ed Miliband - already Condemned

It seemed like only a few minutes after the younger Miliband, Ed, had snatched the leadership of the Labour Party from David, the elder, that the shit began to fly. BBC political commentator and long time Tory boy, Nick Robinson, could hardly brea...
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Funny story: Miliband Brothers Grounded!

Miliband Brothers Grounded!

David & Ed Miliband have been grounded by their parents. Ed who has recently got elected leader of the Labour Party beating his brother by 1.3% in the contest. David was overhead shouting at Ed 'Your Mean,your the meanest brother ever!...
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Funny story: Latest New Labour saga has desperate Dave Miliband channeling his inner Austin Powers against sibling Ed's Forrest Gump.

Latest New Labour saga has desperate Dave Miliband channeling his inner Austin Powers against sibling Ed's Forrest Gump.

Quick hoovering; sponge baths and home parties be-damned, the latest poll prediction that has brother Ed wresting away Labour's leadership has put desperate Dave in a frightening tizzy. With poll figures showing Ed winning 51% to 49% in second rou...
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Funny story: David Milliband wants to "serve under brother Ed" in sexy sibling scandal

David Milliband wants to "serve under brother Ed" in sexy sibling scandal

Labour leader hopeful David Milliband, who is the favourite to succeed Gordon Brown, has announced that he would be happy to serve under his brother Ed, another leadership contestant. The completely unnecessary comment has resulted in raised eyebrows...
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Funny story: Labour as an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease.

Labour as an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease.

Can nothing can save Labour's cancer, a canker, a malignant disease worse the Gangrene, such as syphilis since Labour has become an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease. Labour lost touch with its core constituency many years ago. They no longer re...
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Funny story: Labour Leadership Campaign Slumbering on

Labour Leadership Campaign Slumbering on

The competition to overcome watching paint dry as being the most boring experience has been challenged by the contest by the five candidates to become Leader of the Labour Party. According to insiders one of the Miliband brothers is likely to win,...
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Funny story: The Labour Leadership Rules of Engagement

The Labour Leadership Rules of Engagement

With the contenders for the leadership of the Labour Party battling it out across the country, we thought now would be an ideal time to answer the most frequently asked questions that we have received about this contest: How do you become candidates? Successful leadership candidates have to be nominated by 12.5% of the Parliamentary Labour Party, past and present. Votes from deceased MP's c...
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Funny story: Unanimous Support For Ed Balls To Lead New Labour

Unanimous Support For Ed Balls To Lead New Labour

Following another powerful performance on this morning's R4 Today programme, support for Ed Balls to become Leader of the Labour Party has swelled to irresistible levels. The persuasive ex-Schools Minister and leading Brownite successfully redu...
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Funny story: Labour Leadership: Diane Abbott in Next Round

Labour Leadership: Diane Abbott in Next Round

As nominations closed today lefty Diane Abbott made it through to the next round of 'Labour's Got Talent'. Speaking to the media, Barber Shop Quartet: Ed Balls, Andy Burnham, David and Ed Miliband said: "We think it's really important to have a wo...
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