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Funny story: Miliband Apologises For 'Page 3' Girl Affair

Miliband Apologises For 'Page 3' Girl Affair

An apology was issued today by Labour Party leader Ed Miliband. It comes after he was subjected to a slew of criticism following the release of pictures of him posing with a topless 'page 3' model. The picture, which features the model holding a s...
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Funny story: "Anybody who votes Tory is gay", claims Ed Balls

"Anybody who votes Tory is gay", claims Ed Balls

Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls made a public announcement today, advising "anybody who votes for the Conservative Party is gay. Me and little Ed and all the boys decided at Ed's house yesterday so now you all have to be on our side, otherwise you're gay.
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Funny story: Labour leader called 'ugly' by radio presenter

Labour leader called 'ugly' by radio presenter

Labour party leader Ed Millipede was today called 'pug ugly' by presenter Humphrey Johns on the Noday show on Radio Bore. Millipede has struggled to win approval in opinion polls recently, gaining only 20% in mori polls, less than deputy clown min...
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Funny story: Diane Abbott told off for 'Divide and Ruler' comments

Diane Abbott told off for 'Divide and Ruler' comments

A school teacher came forward today to claim that Diane Abbott made a controversial remark when he was her school teacher. Alf Starling, now a retired headmaster, used to teach Diane Abbott when she was a child growing up in Worthing. But her scho...
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Funny story: Lady Whip of West Ham:

Lady Whip of West Ham: "I am not giving it to you, **** off."

The Dungeon Theatre, West Ham, London: Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown, West Ham's Dominatrix 'infamous' rant at the Houses of Parliament; "For F***'s sake, move out of my F****** way." "You are such a rude F****** man, you just walked right in front of me." "I am not giving it to you, F*** off." "You just do that and see what happens." "You are harassing me, leave me alone." Lady Do...
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Funny story: Shadow Cabinet anouncement was "clerical error"

Shadow Cabinet anouncement was "clerical error"

A Labour Party spokesman today blamed the Shadow Cabinet announcement on a clerical error. The leader's secretary was taking dictation from Mr Miliband when he allegedly shouted "Balls!" in exasperation at forgetting the name of the MP he had chos...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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