An apology was issued today by Labour Party leader Ed Miliband. It comes after he was subjected to a slew of criticism following the release of pictures of him posing with a topless 'page 3' model.
The picture, which features the model holding a s...
Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls made a public announcement today, advising "anybody who votes for the Conservative Party is gay. Me and little Ed and all the boys decided at Ed's house yesterday so now you all have to be on our side, otherwise you're gay.
Labour party leader Ed Millipede was today called 'pug ugly' by presenter Humphrey Johns on the Noday show on Radio Bore.
Millipede has struggled to win approval in opinion polls recently, gaining only 20% in mori polls, less than deputy clown min...
A school teacher came forward today to claim that Diane Abbott made a controversial remark when he was her school teacher.
Alf Starling, now a retired headmaster, used to teach Diane Abbott when she was a child growing up in Worthing. But her scho...
The Dungeon Theatre, West Ham, London: Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown, West Ham's Dominatrix 'infamous' rant at the Houses of Parliament;
"For F***'s sake, move out of my F****** way."
"You are such a rude F****** man, you just walked right in front of me."
"I am not giving it to you, F*** off."
"You just do that and see what happens."
"You are harassing me, leave me alone."
A Labour Party spokesman today blamed the Shadow Cabinet announcement on a clerical error.
The leader's secretary was taking dictation from Mr Miliband when he allegedly shouted "Balls!" in exasperation at forgetting the name of the MP he had chos...
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