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Funny story: Fatty Abbott crawls into another buttkiss role

Fatty Abbott crawls into another buttkiss role

Ugly, fat double standard pig Biman Abbott, known for spouting socialism but wallowing in capitalism, was today appointed 'Shadow Home Secretary' - in clarification, Jeremy Carbuncle, leader of the faiL-abour party said - "well, we'll spend that long...
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Funny story: Mick Jagger enters Labour Party Leadership Contest

Mick Jagger enters Labour Party Leadership Contest

Backed by his sidekick, Keith Richards, septuagenarian Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones announced at a press conference yesterday that he will be competing for the Labour Party leadership currently being contested by, well, anyone in the party who c...
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Funny story: Watson Revealed as a Trotskyite

Watson Revealed as a Trotskyite

Labour's Deputy Leader, Tom Watson - known to his friends in the Corbynist Momentum movement as Uncle Tom - has been revealed as a closet Trotskyist. Documents made public by Wikileaks show a series of emails between Watson and Trotsky acolytes go...
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Funny story: Boris Joins Labour

Boris Joins Labour

Boris Johnson has joined the Labour Party. He told reporters that he was going to apply for the leadership of the Party as soon as Jeremy Corbyn made way for him. 'He should do the decent thing' said Boris 'resign and leave the field for me.' Mome...
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Funny story: Protests grow in aftermath of Euro exit

Protests grow in aftermath of Euro exit

There was fury last night when it emerged that England's entire Euro 16 squad (with the exception of Jack Wilshere) have been refused Personal Independence Payment (PIP). Manager Roy Hodgson resigned in disgust, with a close friend claiming, "Roy...
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Funny story: Israel urges British people not to vote Labour

Israel urges British people not to vote Labour

A manifesto from Israel has descended on Britain telling us not to vote Labour. Those stalwarts of the Labour movement Bakunin and Proudhon are given as examples of the trend in anti-semitism that is inspiring the left to criticise Israel's policy to...
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Funny story: Bombing of Oldham Approaches

Bombing of Oldham Approaches

After the people of Oldham have shown their support for the terrorist supporters leading the Labour Party the Government has put strike aircraft in Lossiemouth on standby for an attack on this citadel of terrorism. David Cameron told a hushed Hous...
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Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn: Just another Joaquin Phoenix hoax

Jeremy Corbyn: Just another Joaquin Phoenix hoax

Jeremy Corbyn sensationally revealed today that he is in fact merely Joaquin Phoenix in disguise and that his successful Labour election campaign was only ever supposed to be a joke. "It's got a bit out of hand, to be honest," he told reporters. "...
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Funny story: Corbyn The Shocking "Truth"

Corbyn The Shocking "Truth"

Shocking We can reveal today the shocking truth about Labour contender Jeremy Corbyn. We can disclose the nature of those he calls his friends. We know the sort of food he eats - this will be difficult to digest! Corbyn once addressed a rall...
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Funny story: Man dies of boredom watching Labour leadership debate

Man dies of boredom watching Labour leadership debate

Medical staff in a Manchester hospital struggled to save the life of a middle-aged man who was rushed to the Accident & Emergency ward after watching one too many Labour leadership debates. The unnamed victim was pronounced dead "from utter bored...
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Funny story: Labour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser

Labour Leadership Candidate Secretly Filmed At Tory Fundraiser

Leicester West MP Liz Kendall is facing a Labour party internal inquiry after an appearance at a Tory gala evening hosted by Lord Ashcroft. Lefty Liz, as she's never been called, was filmed by an undercover reporter telling the audience that her p...
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Funny story: Late runner in UK Labour Party leader election race announced

Late runner in UK Labour Party leader election race announced

The UK Labour Party has added a late runner in the race for its new leader. A hitherto unknown staunch supporter of Labour and a "bezzy mate" of Adolf Corbyn (one of the other leadership hopefuls), Mr Kim Jong-un from North Korea has paid his £3 (...
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Funny story: Alistair Campbell Explain Why YOU Should be Voting

Alistair Campbell Explain Why YOU Should be Voting

I'm going to go to the polling station and choose the least despicable of x number cynical warmongers who are bombing people in other countries in the name of their own moral charisma and divine mission, destabilising entire regions purely in the name of their petty self-interest, and deliberately and maliciously placing the wellbeing lives of UK citizens at risk... But you don't go to the pol...
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Funny story: U.S. Finally Hears Of British Elections

U.S. Finally Hears Of British Elections

New York, NY - Yes, even here in this busy epicenter of the universe, as happens every few years or so, (or how ever you people do it over there,) New Yorkers collectively learn that Britain, otherwise known as England, is currently holding elect...
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Funny story: 2015 Election SHOCK result!

2015 Election SHOCK result!

I've just come back in my time machine from 8th with the election result: After a hung parliament Labour bashed out a deal with UKIP. With this new government UKIP will claim victory with Britain's independence from the European Union's 'tyranny'...
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Funny story: The Election: Part One

The Election: Part One

The election is coming! Please don't misread the second word and call the police on us. This is our first in a number of interviews with leading political figures in the run up to the already predetermined election in May. We spoke to king weirdo himself. Ed Miliband. We met Ed in a windowless room as the idea of seeing clouds seemed to distress him to the point where he would rock back and for...
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Funny story: Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle

Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government Eric Pickles is to be replaced by a dugong in the General Election. The shock history-making revelation was made in an extraordinary constituency meeting in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. "I...
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Funny story: Seven Party Political Death Match

Seven Party Political Death Match

The seven largest UK political parties have announced they will partake in a tag-team death match before the results of the looming election are revealed. The event will be staged at Wembley Stadium and fights will involve key members of the Blues...
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