Voters in Eastleigh are today counting the cost at yet another hyped election that fizzled into a complete let-down. Political pundits have reflected that this one initially promised so much colour, then failed to deliver.
There were several joke...
A spokesman for the "Curtains closed Unemployed Solidarity Movement" called Gordon Brown, has tonight expressed his gratitude to the 8 million people who are joining him in keeping their curtains closed in 2013 in support of the unemployed.
He s...
16 piece brass band, 'The Ed Miller Band' has commenced court proceedings against the Labour Party to recoup financial losses which they attribute to an association with Labour leader and Wallace and Grommit stunt double Ed Miliband.
Band founder...
London - Harold Wilson's esteemed adviser once fixed things so that 'tricky personality clashes' in the 1960s' fledgeling commercial broadcasting industry had a 'jolly good makeover' in the best interests of the nation.
Entertainment industry liti...
After his gentle grilling, chewing and spitting out like a piece of shit chewing gum because it's been grilled, of the Prime Minister on his American show - David Letterman is wanted by the Labour Party.
Sources close to sources that are even clos...
Prime Minister David Cameron has today confirmed his cabinet reshuffle.
At a press conference early this morning, attend mainly by members of the press, Mr Cameron confirmed that his old cabinet had been effectively "thrown out the window of numbe...
Monday 16th July 2012
Topic: Tony Blair - Politics
"Tony Blair announces that he would be returning to British politics"
Source: Express
Extract: Blair announced that he would be returning to British politics last night to contribute to Labour policy as an adviser.
The former Prime Minister, who was attending an event alongside Labour leader Ed Miliband announced that he would contribute to a...
(1) Ken Livingstone
"I don't think he is a fool: but what's my opinion compared to that of millions of others!"
(2) Nick Clegg
"His supporters would follow him anywhere... mostly out of morbid curiosity!"
(3) Ed Miliband
"He doesn't let his mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own!"
(4) Theresa May
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet!"...
The BBC pulled off a scoop last night as it announced David Milipede will join the cast of Eastenders to play local councillor Delboy Moon - long lost cousin of nearly everybody else currently in Eastenders.
Milipede has branched out into acting t...
Up to now, the political world was only aware of two Millibands, Ed and David, one the leader of the British Labour Party, the other, not the leader of the Brritish Labour Party.
The rest of the family have always stayed firmly in the background.
David Cameron has finally admitted that his plan to reduce the British debt figure hasn't worked. The debt figure is now ten percent higher than it was under labour, and has topped one trillion pounds for the first time in history.
"I know it soun...
Television viewers were overjoyed last night when a sex scene appeared in the background during a boring news debate.
A naked blonde woman could be seen on a studio TV screen as Ed Milipede's leadership of the Labour Party was debated on McScottis...
The world of showbusiness was rocked to its very foundations today with the news that the Ed and Dave MiliBand have split up.
Having sold millions of jobs down the road and been responsible for giant billion-selling hits such as "Wonder Edballs",...
Ed Miliband has admitted at the end of Labour Party Conference that holding it in Liverpool had been a bad idea.
"We'd always assumed that the image of Liverpudlians as thieving scoundrels who'd sell their granny's cardigan in winter was nothing m...
The recent speech by Labour Party Leader, Ed Miliband, has caused furore, outrage, annoyance and even amusement amongst some supporters.
Filled with words, sentences and on occasions, full paragraphs, the speech went on for almost an hour about lo...
The latest submission to the Upper Denture Gazette Ode competition, by Inchcock, presented for your perusal.
Beloweth you will find an ode written,
About the Coalition, with whom I'm not smitten,
Found on the back of the Beano, handwritten,
In the hope that someone will listen!
The Coalition was formed, and austerity they did enforce,
It didn't stop the MPs from going to Ascot racecour...
If they win the next election, the Labour Party promise to help people who are too lazy to walk, by providing them with free mobility scooters.
At first, due to financial problems, this benefit will apply only to the unemployed. Later, when the na...
In this issue we bring you the winning entry in the 'Upper Denture Gazette', in their 'In Memory Of..' series competition this month. It was penned by Inchcock Chambers, who was unable to attend the award ceremony at the 'Upper Denture Arms snug', as his monthly sanity tests are due at the institution.
He was sent to Kirkaldy High School for an academic hothouse education,
He was rebellious th...