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Trump Has One Hair 600 Feet Long: La Toya Jackson Exposes The Donald's Vanity Secret

Funny story: Trump Has One Hair 600 Feet Long: La Toya Jackson Exposes The Donald's Vanity Secret

BILLINGSGATE POST: La Toya Jackson, still pissed because she was dumped by Trump on All Star Celebrity Apprentice, told Rachel Maddow on MSNBC that Trump's hairdo was actually composed of one hair that is 600 feet long, wound and curled to cover his...

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Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Fires La Toya Jackson For The Third Time

Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Fires La Toya Jackson For The Third Time

MANHATAN - La Toya Jackson now knows what former New York Yankees Manager Billy Martin must have felt like after he was fired time after time after time by his boss George Steinbrenner. Jackson ended up being the third casualty of the current All-...

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Celebrity Apprentice: The Three Black Women Are Out! - NeNe Leakes Quits, And Donald Trump Fires La Toya Jackson and Star Jones

Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: The Three Black Women Are Out! - NeNe Leakes Quits, And Donald Trump Fires La Toya Jackson and Star Jones

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that some television media critics are calling highly "interesting," the three Black women who were left on Celebrity Apprentice are all now gone. And many are wondering if that is simply just one heck of a coincidence or...

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Celebrity Apprentice: Star Jones and NeNe Leakes Get Involved In An Off-Camera "Titillatingly Explicit" Catfight!

Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: Star Jones and NeNe Leakes Get Involved In An Off-Camera "Titillatingly Explicit" Catfight!

NEW YORK CITY - Celebrity Apprentice contestant La Toya Jackson got fired by Donald Trump last week and before she left she called Star Jones the biggest back stabber since Benedict Arnold. And this week NeNe Leakes, who appears on the reality sho...

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The Real Facts Behind The Donald Trump Vs. Jerry Seinfeld Feud

Funny story: The Real Facts Behind The Donald Trump Vs. Jerry Seinfeld Feud

NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that Donald Trump was so mad at Jerry Seinfeld that his hairdo was actually standing on end although one would really be hard pressed to know that since the hairdo from hell always looks like it is standing on end. Sein...

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Donald Trump Offers To Buy The White House For $27 Million - And Then Rent It To The United States Government For One Dollar Per Month

Funny story: Donald Trump Offers To Buy The White House For $27 Million - And Then Rent It To The United States Government For One Dollar Per Month

NEW YORK CITY - Donald "Moneybags" Trump, one of the richest persons in America, next to Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Oprah Winfrey, and Charlie "Showless" Sheen recently spoke with retired CNN talk show host Larry King about ways to help the United S...

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Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Fires Lisa Rinna After Star Jones and Dionne Warwick Gang Up On Her

Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump Fires Lisa Rinna After Star Jones and Dionne Warwick Gang Up On Her

NEW YORK CITY - The latest edition of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice was not pretty. In fact, Lisa Rinna who had been chosen the project manager for the women's team known as ASAP got tossed under the bus, the dump truck, and the battleship by two back-stabbing team members Star "I Am The Star" Jones and Dionne "I'm One Grouchy Old Ex-Singing Star" Warwick. And the sad thing is that no...

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LaToya Jackson wants her nose redone by surgeon who reconstructed Afghan girl's mutilated nose

Funny story: LaToya Jackson wants her nose redone by surgeon who reconstructed Afghan girl's mutilated nose

Aisha, an 18-year old Afghan girl whose nose and ears had been cut off by her abusive husband with the 'blessings' of a Taliban commander - is in the US to have her nose rebuilt. Aisha, who is the featured on a controversial Time magazine cover is...

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Celebrity Big Brother Show Attacked By Zombie

Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Show Attacked By Zombie

There was chaos on a scale never before seen on the set of Celebrity Big Brother tonight when, in an unscheduled incident, a Zombie attacked several housemates. The Zombie, previously known as La Toya Jackson, bit, punched, kicked and gorged on ot...

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