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Lego Couple Seperate

A couple, last seen together in the Lego Movie, have split up, it is being reported from Hollywood. The break up occurred last Saturday and the pair separated amicably. Despite reports that one half of the couple snapped and that the other is in b...

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Chocolate Lego bricks lets kids play with their food

Funny story: Chocolate Lego bricks lets kids play with their food

Better known for their range of plastic bricks, and computer games, and theme parks, Lego have created a chocolate version of their plastic bricks. "They don't come in all the shapes and sizes of the plastic bricks," said Julie Poe, who created th...

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Lego Computer 'Impregnable'

Funny story: Lego Computer 'Impregnable'

Shares in Lego rose dramatically on the Stock Exchange on news that the firm have produced a computer that is 'hack proof'. Built in a style always associated with Lego this computer can do anything all other computers do, given a little adjustment.

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Lego City Mayor Implicated in Corruption Charges, Sex Scandal

Funny story: Lego City Mayor Implicated in Corruption Charges, Sex Scandal

Since its founding in 1978, Lego City has suffered through a history of controversial expansion, interminable redevelopment and what most residents consider "pure chaos." Accusations of illicit gerrymandering -- executed through back door political...

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Top Gear presenter, James May, has been made homeless

Funny story: Top Gear presenter, James May, has been made homeless

James May, the forty-something presenter of BBC's Top Gear has been made redundant and has therefore become homeless. To a lesser mortal this would have been a catastrophe, but to 'Captain Slow' this presented a challenge. Within days of his redun...

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Now giant Lego woman follows giant Lego man to Brighton beach

Funny story: Now giant Lego woman follows giant Lego man to Brighton beach

BRIGHTON BEACH - ENGLAND: Following the recent discovery of a giant Lego man who appears to have washed ashore on Brighton Beach, local residents have now discovered a giant Lego woman. It is believed that the giant Lego man comes from Holland.

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Lego Giant On Beach Says Nothing

Funny story: Lego Giant On Beach Says Nothing

Mystery surrounds a giant lego man found washed up on Brighton beach who has been undergoing psychiatric testing in order to find out where he came from. It appears that this case is remarkably similar to that of a man found wandering in Kent in...

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Lego step in as Hamilton sponsors go bust

Funny story: Lego step in as Hamilton sponsors go bust

According to an inside source (Bruce Mclaren's small intestine), Mclaren bosses blew literally billions of pounds betting on ferret racing in the early hours of this morning. Due to the overwhelming debt that the company bosses have landed themselves...

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Copy of Great Wall of China to be built from Lego

Funny story: Copy of Great Wall of China to be built from Lego

To celebrate its 50th birthday, Lego, world famous makers of little bricks are to recreate a copy of The Great Wall of China, the only man-made structure to be seen from outer space.

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Brokeback Mountain toy camping set recalled due to possible franks and beans choking hazard

Funny story: Brokeback Mountain toy camping set recalled due to possible franks and beans choking hazard

Hollywood, California - According to the FDA, small franks and beans accessory parts from the toy Cowboy action figure camping set can become detached and lodged in the throat, presenting a possible choking hazard.

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Lego Man Saved from Certain Ankle Injury

Funny story: Lego Man Saved from Certain Ankle Injury

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) Aug. 7, 2007 - A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday. A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England."...

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Americans Reduced to Building With LEGO Blocks

Funny story: Americans Reduced to Building With LEGO Blocks

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Nathan Sawaya was a promising lawyer until the Bush administration reduced American business to absolutely nothing. Now he has to build everything out of LEGO blocks. In fact, everything in the room is made of LEGO...

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Lego Announces Plans to Start Making Prosthetic Limbs

Funny story: Lego Announces Plans to Start Making Prosthetic Limbs

Earlier this week the president of LEGO America, Søren Torp Laursen, announced a plan to have new LEGO prosthetic limbs on the US market by October 2008, and the global market by December 2008. They have already produced proto-types, and say their ne...

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