Showing:

Funny satire stories about LAX

Try another search?

Kanye West Knocks Photographer Down At LAX

Funny story: Kanye West Knocks Photographer Down At LAX

LOS ANGELES - Kanye West's luck may have just run out as he will most probably be sued by a photographer who was pushed to the airport terminal floor by the out-of-control rapper. Several eyewitnesses reported seeing West physically pick up the mu...

Read full story View 'Kanye West Knocks Photographer Down At LAX'

Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5

Destination? Brazil. Lindsay Lohan, in another bid to prove she has the best probation on the planet, arrived at LAX to board a plane. As expected there were cameras and paparazzi there to record the event for prosperity. As Lindsay's SUV pul...

Read full story View 'Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5'

The TSA Says That Their Pat Downs Are Going To Get Even More Intimate After They Find A Grenade Launcher On A Flight Bound For Arizona

Funny story: The TSA Says That Their Pat Downs Are Going To Get Even More Intimate After They Find A Grenade Launcher On A Flight Bound For Arizona

LOS ANGELES - Transportation Security Administration Spokesperson Clovis Baxter Shamnoodle met with the members of the media at LAX Airport. He informed them that due to the fact that a co-pilot aboard a recent Trans Air Arizona flight found a gre...

Read full story View 'The TSA Says That Their Pat Downs Are Going To Get Even More Intimate After They Find A Grenade Launcher On A Flight Bound For Arizona'

Pippa Middleton Reportedly Fell In Love During A TSA Pat Down At LAX Airport

Funny story: Pippa Middleton Reportedly Fell In Love During A TSA Pat Down At LAX Airport

LOS ANGELES - Pippa Middleton, who many are calling the most famous maid of honor in the history of weddings, flew into Los Angeles from London on some personal business. The Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho was able to speak with Miss...

Read full story View 'Pippa Middleton Reportedly Fell In Love During A TSA Pat Down At LAX Airport'

Kate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Nield Caught In The Possession of 37 Nude Photos of KatGo

Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Nield Caught In The Possession of 37 Nude Photos of KatGo

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin sat at her kitchen table talking to her best friend Kinsey San Joaquin. KatGo, the name Kate is now going by, said that she cannot believe that the man that she trusted more than even Dancing With The Stars host...

Read full story View 'Kate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Nield Caught In The Possession of 37 Nude Photos of KatGo'

Selena Gomez Refuses TSA "Pat Down" At LAX Airport

Funny story: Selena Gomez Refuses TSA "Pat Down" At LAX Airport

LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensation Selena Gomez was at LAX Airport on her way to visit her grandmother who lives in Dime Box, Texas. The star of the Disney Channel's The Wizards of Waverly Place had gone through the airport's metal detector with...

Read full story View 'Selena Gomez Refuses TSA "Pat Down" At LAX Airport'

Joan Rivers Was So Thrilled To Get Patted Down At LAX Airport That She Gave The TSA Pat Down Security Agent A $20 Tip

Funny story: Joan Rivers Was So Thrilled To Get Patted Down At LAX Airport That She Gave The TSA Pat Down Security Agent A $20 Tip

LOS ANGELES - Comedian Joan Rivers, who claims to be 77, but who some media reporters say might actually be 87, recently found herself in the X-ray scanner line at L.A.'s LAX Airport. Rivers apparently set off the scanner and she was immediately r...

Read full story View 'Joan Rivers Was So Thrilled To Get Patted Down At LAX Airport That She Gave The TSA Pat Down Security Agent A $20 Tip'

The U.S. Government States That Illegal Aliens Will Be Flown Back To Mexico At No Charge And Will Be Exempt From "Pat Downs"

Funny story: The U.S. Government States That Illegal Aliens Will Be Flown Back To Mexico At No Charge And Will Be Exempt From "Pat Downs"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Transportation Security Administration spokesperson, Clovis Baxter Shamnoodle, 47, has informed the media that effective immediately any illegal aliens who have decided to return to Mexico will be provided with free first class tic...

Read full story View 'The U.S. Government States That Illegal Aliens Will Be Flown Back To Mexico At No Charge And Will Be Exempt From "Pat Downs"'

Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson To Star In The Movie, "The Pat Down Dudes Of LAX"

Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson To Star In The Movie, "The Pat Down Dudes Of LAX"

LOS ANGELES - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with Lions Face Films and the G-Spot Motion Picture Company has just announced that they will soon begin production on the Transportation Security Administration themed film The Pat Down Dudes of LA...

Read full story View 'Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson To Star In The Movie, "The Pat Down Dudes Of LAX"'

Police Arrest Russell Brand At LAX For Possession of Illegal Laxatives

Funny story: Police Arrest Russell Brand At LAX For Possession of Illegal Laxatives

LOS ANGELES - British celebrity Russell Brand and his girlfriend Katy Perry were making their way through LAX Airport when Brand was stopped by airport security. The officer, identified as Darby P. Nixhauser, III, told Brand that according to his...

Read full story View 'Police Arrest Russell Brand At LAX For Possession of Illegal Laxatives'

Breaking news…

The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
54 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more