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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

During the past several months Thieves have been robbing Kristen Stewart blind while she has been on the road and doing a lot of filming. She had placed call after call to the L. A. Police and no one was ever caught. In fact, she told a reporter t...
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Funny story:  Stolen LAPD car recovered safely

Stolen LAPD car recovered safely

A stolen LAPD marked vehicle was recovered from an address in Laguna Hills today, LAPD officers say. Officers Pete Malloy and James Reed were on routine patrol in Laguna Hills when they spotted the marked vehicle with two boys dressed as LAPD offi...
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Funny story:  Sgt Joe Friday helps crack down on mallrats

Sgt Joe Friday helps crack down on mallrats

Sgt Joe Friday, LAPD, returned to duty today along with his partner Bill Gannon and a friend from the Queensland Police Service to help crack down on mall rats. Over 100 mall rats were arrested in the week-long crackdown with several of them reman...
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Funny story:  LAPD teletype gets message from Australia

LAPD teletype gets message from Australia

LAPD Communications Division workers in the Teletype department today got a shock when an unused teletype started printing 'WRU' - the code for 'Who and Where are you?' They traced the line back to Queensland, Australia, but not before the teletyp...
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Funny story:  Oliver & Co. actress found guilty

Oliver & Co. actress found guilty

Former 1980s actress Natalie Gregory was found guilty in a Los Angeles Superior Court today of talentlessness. The judge, Leslie Nielsen, spoke to Natalie before sentencing, stating that 'I see no viewing appeal in any movie you are in, and why yo...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Clinic Escape Plot Exposed!

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Police Department is reporting that Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic patient #73013 was making plans to escape from the rehab facility. Officer W.K. Ruskinriggins with the LAPD said that he was called to the rehab...
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Funny story:  Oliver and Company actress arrested

Oliver and Company actress arrested

Former 1980s child actress Natalie Gregory of 'Oliver and Company' fame has been arrested by the LAPD on three outstanding speeding citations and one count of talentlessness. The incident occured at approximately 12:45am Los Angeles time when Offi...
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Funny story:  LAPD car stolen from Central Division station

LAPD car stolen from Central Division station

A LAPD car was stolen earlier today from Central Division station at approximately 9:00am Los Angeles time. Chief Kent McCord of the LAPD has described the incident as 'quite unusual' but pledges that the occupants will be captured 'using as peace...
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Funny story:  Police-spec mobility scooters go on sale

Police-spec mobility scooters go on sale

The first of 5 000 police specification mobility scooters manufactured by the world mobility giant Pride will go on sale today. These scooters have been produced specifically for the needs of every police department that patrols any local shopping...
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Funny story:  LAPD admits mistakes in prolonged manhunt

LAPD admits mistakes in prolonged manhunt

After a televised ending to the manhunt many questions were raised about the police tactics that were used. A spokesman for the LAPD responded to allegations that, the department had bungled opportunities to end the manhunt earlier. It became the lo...
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Funny story:  L.A. Cops Riot and Torch Stations after Fellow Officer doesn't Beat Black Man Pulled Over for Speeding

L.A. Cops Riot and Torch Stations after Fellow Officer doesn't Beat Black Man Pulled Over for Speeding

Los Angles - LA citizens have detained 36 police officers believed to be involved in what are being termed a 'cop riot" caused by the lack of a proper beating not given to a Black man pulled over for a traffic violation. City authorities moved on...
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Funny story:  D.A. In Paris Hilton Cocaine Possession Case Busted for (Wait For It...) Cocaine Possession.

D.A. In Paris Hilton Cocaine Possession Case Busted for (Wait For It...) Cocaine Possession.

The Los Angeles County D.A. who prosecuted the cocaine possession cases of Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars with all the fervor that Charlie Sheen chases whiskey-flavored hooker vaginas has been busted... for cocaine possession. David Schubert was pull...
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Funny story:  Mel Gibson Arrested After Slinging Waffles in All-Night Pancake House

Mel Gibson Arrested After Slinging Waffles in All-Night Pancake House

Police were called to a local pancake house for a disturbance involving Mel Gibson. Upon arrival, officers witnessed an excitable Gibson throwing pieces of waffle from the tip of his fork at people in the restaurant and yelling "I wouldn't feed this...
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Funny story:  Conan O'Brien, Who Has Been Missing, Is Found Wandering Around Aimlessly In Kirstie Alley's Cleavage

Conan O'Brien, Who Has Been Missing, Is Found Wandering Around Aimlessly In Kirstie Alley's Cleavage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Conan O'Brien, who many remember from when he hosted The Tonight Show before Jay "Crybaby" Leno stole it from him has finally been found. O'Brien who had been missing for months was spotted wandering around aimlessly in Kirstie A...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Could Have Died Tonight Says LAPD Spokesman

Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Could Have Died Tonight Says LAPD Spokesman

When we asked the LAPD if there was the remotest possibility that Twilight stars and teen idols Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattininson could have died tonight, we were met with a stony silence. When we insisted that we just wanted to know if it was a...
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Funny story:  Wizard of Oz Joins Dispute Over 850-Pound Emerald

Wizard of Oz Joins Dispute Over 850-Pound Emerald

LOS ANGELES, CA - The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department received a call Thursday morning from someone claiming to be the Wizard of Oz, true owner of the so-called "Bahia Emerald." For several weeks, this giant 180,000-carat emerald has been th...
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Funny story:  MacArthur Park : Someone Left the Bleeding Immigrants Out in the Rain

MacArthur Park : Someone Left the Bleeding Immigrants Out in the Rain

In an uncanny reprise of the 60's hippie anthem, "MacArthur Park", nineteen LAPD police officers are facing discipline for their negligent treatment of journalists and immigration rights advocates during a MacArthur Park May Day Rally.
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Funny story:  US Crowds Remember King Anniversary

US Crowds Remember King Anniversary

Crowds gathered yesterday in Los Angeles to mark the 17 years since the cowardly, unprovoked attack and beating of innocent and defenceless black cab driver, Rodney King.
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