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Funny story: Snowmen spotted fighting in Newcastle

Snowmen spotted fighting in Newcastle

Tyneside police have issued a warning to Newcastle residents to stay in doors with news that Snowmen have taken to the streets en masse and have been seen in the process of hurling sticks at one another. "With the heavy snowfall in the area," said...
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Funny story: Swarming mosquitoes threaten Saturday's Last Night of the Proms in Hyde Park

Swarming mosquitoes threaten Saturday's Last Night of the Proms in Hyde Park

London - Millions of mosquito larvae in the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain have suddenly hatched in the glorious September sunshine like a colony of Pthirus pubis - pubic crab lice - on the Old Queen Mum's snatch. This morning a swarm of the lit...
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Funny story: "Another Kylie And Jason Duet Is A Great Idea!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

"Another Kylie And Jason Duet Is A Great Idea!" Says Verity Warbling-Trollblog

It's the ultimate dream ticket, Kylie and Jason (Scott and Charlene out of Neighbours) reuniting to perform another duet, evoking memories of the 80's when 'Especially For You' was the compulsory wedding theme for every self respecting bubble permed...
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Funny story: Television Talent Show Transfer Window Opens

Television Talent Show Transfer Window Opens

January is always a busy time of year for tv talent shows as the increasingly written about 'transfer window' opens and top telly shows scramble to secure the services of a established judge or rising star. The first big name transfer of the new...
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Funny story: Pippa Middleton's Arse Voted As Iconic As Naked Britney & Kylie Lesbo Sex-Romp Tape. Oh Yeah And Something About Justin Bieber And That Vampire Thing Twilight With Robin Pattinson

Pippa Middleton's Arse Voted As Iconic As Naked Britney & Kylie Lesbo Sex-Romp Tape. Oh Yeah And Something About Justin Bieber And That Vampire Thing Twilight With Robin Pattinson

In what is quite frankly a blatant attempt to get his name higher up the writers' chart of the online satirical 'newspaper' The Spoof, contributor, Duff, has penned this points-grabbing article complete with headline to match. Speaking from his di...
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Funny story: Kylie's 'Aphrodite' World Tour

Kylie's 'Aphrodite' World Tour

Pop legend Kylie Minogue has become a new gay icon after launching her gloriously 'camp' Aphrodite tour which features scantily clad men dressed like peacocks with feathers coming out of their 'derrieres'. By popular request from gay men a new 'Ky...
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Funny story: Kylie Knitting Socks

Kylie Knitting Socks

Princess of pop Kylie Minogue is knitting socks in preparation for the arrival of a longed-for family. Kylie has openly admitted that she would love to be a mum, now she is saying she is prepared to adopt or even use a surrogate mother to have a c...
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Funny story: Patsy Kensit Has Reportedly Stated That She Would Love To Marry Kylie Minogue

Patsy Kensit Has Reportedly Stated That She Would Love To Marry Kylie Minogue

LONDON - Patsy Kensit who starred in Lethal Weapon 2, Blame It On The Bellboy, and Godzilla Vs. Great Britain confided to a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that she finds Kylie Minogue to be a very physically attractive woman. Patsy, who...
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Funny story: Kylie Minogue Meet And Greet

Kylie Minogue Meet And Greet

William Nonamici won this year's MTV Meet and Greet competition, having entered on a whim. His choice of celebrity was Kylie Minogue. "She was very nice," Nonamici said afterwards. "I chose Kylie because she's had a hard few years. What with her b...
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Funny story: Sexy Singer Kylie Minogue Wins Over The America's Got Talent Audience

Sexy Singer Kylie Minogue Wins Over The America's Got Talent Audience

HOLLYWOOD - As America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Pogo Stick" Cannon watched from off stage he knew that the Australian singing guest Kylie Minogue would be a hit. And judging from the reaction of the studio audience as well as from the three jud...
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Funny story: Kylie outrage at brother's birth!

Kylie outrage at brother's birth!

Daniel Synagogue, famous ugly sister of Kylie, today gave birth to a bouncing baby boy during an X Factor audition. Simon Cowell felt that the bounce wasn't as impressive as Susan Boil's audition, whilst Pierced Organ felt it. Commenting on the n...
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Funny story: Dannii Minogue Gives Birth To Baby Jackal

Dannii Minogue Gives Birth To Baby Jackal

Doctors in Australia were showing concern tonight, as they gathered around the bedside of the X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue after she had earlier given birth - to a jackal! Minogue, 38, the singer, actress, model and TV personality who has never h...
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Funny story: Is Kylie Minogue a lady boy?

Is Kylie Minogue a lady boy?

It has been noted that Kylie Minogue has spend a lot of time in Pattaya Thailand in recent years and seems to have family there. She has been spotted several times at the famous "Lady boy cabaret" and dined with the stars after the shows. Several...
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Funny story: Katie Price To Sell 'Haunted' Mansion - Bidding War Expected Between Kylie Minogue And Bono Out Of U2

Katie Price To Sell 'Haunted' Mansion - Bidding War Expected Between Kylie Minogue And Bono Out Of U2

Although we can't confirm it just yet, we are assured on good authority that Katie Price is to put the house which she shared with Aussie waster Peter Andre on the market. Because it's haunted. Or as the lady herself describes it: "orntid."...
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Funny story: Kylie awarded medal by "Protect the Polar Ice Caps Charity"

Kylie awarded medal by "Protect the Polar Ice Caps Charity"

Kylie Minogue has been given a medal by the "Protect the Polar Ice Caps Campaign" Charity. The medal was awarded for saving the biggest Iceberg in the entire world. This story comes just one week after Lyndsay Lohan joined the campaign. So far Lynd...
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Funny story: Kylie Minogue Gets Chiggy Wiggy In Bollywood Blue Movie

Kylie Minogue Gets Chiggy Wiggy In Bollywood Blue Movie

Kylie's legions of male fans and admirers were left a little bemused last night after viewing her Bollywood Blue movie debut, during which the pint sized 41 year old Aussie starlet 'did' Chiggy Wiggy - which is not to be confused with 'jiggy-jiggy'.
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Funny story: Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

Victoria Beckham, Kylie Minogue And Kristen Stewart Blown Out By Bonkettes

BT Bishop, manager of chart topping girl group 'The Bonkettes' today announced that the search for a fourth Bonkette continues following a number of failed auditions. "We have to take this thing in hand" BT Bishop told us. "We had auditions in cen...
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Funny story: Peter Andre & Kylie Minogue - playground romance rediscovered after 26 years

Peter Andre & Kylie Minogue - playground romance rediscovered after 26 years

London - Peter Andre has admitted in an exclusive interview with RUOK? magazine that he has found new love since splitting with his huge pair of breasts, Katie Price. Andre and Minogue first met 26 years ago when they were in high school in Melbo...
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