Mountain View, CA - Pamela Townsend and the other scientist assembled in the SETI central computer room couldn't believe what they were seeing. After hours of waiting the message that finally appeared on the monitor said simply:
"The horse jumped over the fucking fence" and left.
"What the hell does that mean?" she said. As the director of the Allen Telescope Array for the SETI Institute thi...
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