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Guardian Reporter Sacked for Refusing to Write About Pattinson, Pippa, Piers, Pitt, Palin, Posh, The Prince or Kristen Stewart

Funny story: Guardian Reporter Sacked for Refusing to Write About Pattinson, Pippa, Piers, Pitt, Palin, Posh, The Prince or Kristen Stewart

Rodney Hempstead, well known and respected 20 year veteran of The Guardian news service and more specifically, the Entertainment Section of the news desk, was unceremoniously sacked for refusing to write any more stories about popular celebrities who...

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Kristen Stewart Tells Taylor Lautner Her Sexual Fantasies

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Tells Taylor Lautner Her Sexual Fantasies

Robert Pattinson apparently called up Kristen this past weekend and they began talking about their future together and all the great things they would enjoy together as man and wife. However, Taylor Launtner is visiting Pattinson as they are discu...

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Divorce Inevitable

Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Divorce Inevitable

Although Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aren't even married, odds makers are placing bets that if they were married, they would already have been divorced by now. Said one bookmaker in Las Vegas, "I know it's hard to get your head wrapped ar...

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Pattinson, Stewart Say No To Twilight Prequel!

Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart Say No To Twilight Prequel!

Although Robert Pattinson says that it would be a very interesting project to have a Twilight Prequel, he has decided that he would not be in it. Coming on the heels of Kristen Stewart's announcement yesterday that she wasn't interested, this did...

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Kristin Stewart to appear in Indian film, Pattinson to appear in Cowboy film

Funny story: Kristin Stewart to appear in Indian film, Pattinson to appear in Cowboy film

Kristen Stewart is to appear in an Indian Movie, called Paani, which is the Indian word for water. Meanwhile Robert Pattinson, her co star in Twilight, is to appear in a cowboy Movie, a remake of the successful Gary Cooper, Movie, High Noon. Krist...

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Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart Make Another Headline

Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart Make Another Headline

Soon to be 50 and quite willing to admit he isn't too bright, urban hermit, part time Spoof writer and permanent curmudgeon, P.M. Wortham reveals that he has no freaking idea who Robert Pattinson or Kristin Stewart are, or why their names garner as m...

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Robert Pattinson Catches Kristin Stewart & Taylor Lautner In The Sack Together

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Catches Kristin Stewart & Taylor Lautner In The Sack Together

Robert Pattinson was very upset last night when he changed his plans and unexpectedly went into "The Sack" and found his On/Off again girlfriend having a veggie sandwich with Twilight co-star , Taylor Lautner, according to witnesses. "What are you...

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Vampire Finally Arrives In Whitby - Mocks Twilight Movies

Funny story: Vampire Finally Arrives In Whitby - Mocks Twilight Movies

Renowned Transylvanian vampire, Nosferatu, aka Max Shreck, finally arrived in the Yorkshire port of Whitby last night after an arduous sea crossing on a sailing ship which left the crew dead, and the Captain, also dead, lashed to the wheel. As ass...

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Kristin Stewart: Bella Is Dead!

Funny story: Kristin Stewart: Bella Is Dead!

Actress Kristin Stewart talked to a few select reporters this morning and told everyone that "Bella" was dead, at least outside the movie theater. "I've got the best friends in the world", began the co-star of the Twilight series of movies. "Appar...

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