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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Shits Pants on Meeting Robert Redford?

Kristen Stewart Shits Pants on Meeting Robert Redford?

After the premiere of Camp X-Ray last week, director Peter Sattler and the cast members Kristen Stewart, Peyman Moaadi and Lane Garrison stopped by a whole group of us to talk about the drama which is about a Guantanamo Bay prison guard. The cast...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson Go Screaming, Fleeing House

Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson Go Screaming, Fleeing House

Rob Pattinson had just taken Kristen Stewart over the weekend to see a foreign film with subtitles, that was a horror movie. "I had never seen one of those", stated Pattinson, "and didn't expect much but I was very much surprised by the guy who pr...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries were recently spotted together at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood. The two were acting like lovebirds as Nina hand-fed Ian cashew nuts while he rubbed his left hand...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Acting Strange

Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Acting Strange

Word on the street is that Kristen Stewart is telling friends that her guy, Robert Pattinson, was acting strange and had done so before. Ms. Stewart began by telling friend, Taylor Lautner and he passed it on to others who wanted to help Pattinson...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Deny The Pregnant Rumors as Kristen Says The Baby Bump Was Photoshopped

Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Deny The Pregnant Rumors as Kristen Says The Baby Bump Was Photoshopped

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Kristen Stewart is presently on location in Shreveport, Louisiana, where she is shooting the Touch Rock - Lions Door motion picture, The Smirking Countess. K-Stew stars as Countess Cora DuFidellio and she has stated that wo...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Enjoys A Late Night Hang Out With Kristen Stewart

Taylor Lautner Enjoys A Late Night Hang Out With Kristen Stewart

Two old friends seem to be drawn back together. "We have a very special relationship with each other. We each go our own way with our careers but try to get together as often as possible", stated Stewart. All the news during the Twilight series...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Star With Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole In The Smirking Countess

Kristen Stewart To Star With Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole In The Smirking Countess

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Lions Door Pictures has just announced that Kristen Stewart of The Twilight Saga series will be starring with Zac Efron and Cheryl Cole in Luigi Luigiani's epic film The Smirking Countess. Stewart wi...
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Funny story: Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

According to a European Newspaper, actress Kristen Stewart woke up to discover a shrunken head in the bed beside her. "I screamed till someone opened the door and their security guard took it to the police station. Here I am in all these spooky mo...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart Denies She Started The Rumor About Being Pregnant With Rob Pattinson's Baby

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kristen Stewart was sitting in The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge, which is owned by David Arquette, when she was asked about ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson. Kristen asked what specifically the reporter (Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors) wanted to...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

During the past several months Thieves have been robbing Kristen Stewart blind while she has been on the road and doing a lot of filming. She had placed call after call to the L. A. Police and no one was ever caught. In fact, she told a reporter t...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Smirk Has Suddenly Turned Into A Smile

Kristen Stewart's Smirk Has Suddenly Turned Into A Smile

VENICE BEACH, California - Close friends of Kristen Stewart are overjoyed to say that the Twilight Saga actress has done a complete about face mood wise. Kristen and former boyfriend Rob Pattinson were recenlty spotted at the world famous La Brea...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA - In quite an amazing turn of events the infamous Twilight Saga couple Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were seen engaged in a bit of tonsil hockey at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits. A source said that the two looked like a couple of h...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She's Just About Gotten Over Rob Pattinson

Kristen Stewart Says She's Just About Gotten Over Rob Pattinson

NEW YORK CITY - The girl known for having a perpetual smirk on her face, Kristen Stewart, made a guest appearance on The View. She told Jenny McCarthy that she has finally realized that her ex-boyfriend and fellow Twilight Saga actor, Rob Pattinso...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Explains Why Kristen Stewart Will Never Appear On The Vampire Diaries

Nina Dobrev Explains Why Kristen Stewart Will Never Appear On The Vampire Diaries

LOS ANGELES - Nina Dobrev, star of The Vampire Diaries, has on several occasions made it known that she does not care one bit for Kristen Stewart. Dobrev explained that her feelings go back several years when K-Stew first started working on the fi...
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Funny story: 32 Year Old Bachelor Reveals True Motive For Reading "Twilight" Series

32 Year Old Bachelor Reveals True Motive For Reading "Twilight" Series

"C'mon let's be real. A lot of the chicks reading those books are smokin' hot and between the ages of twenty and twenty-six. I'm trying to nail that demographic," stated Mike Oxbig, a 32 year old bachelor and avid reader of the "Twilight" series.
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

Kristen Stewart Explains Her Perpetual Smirk

VENICE BEACH - Kristen Stewart says that the one question she has been asked more than any other is why in the world does she always have a smirk on her face. Stewart recently talked with Pia Confetti of Celebrity Globe and she told her that it's...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Rob Pattinson recently stated that now that the Twight Saga series is over he feels like a big weight has been taken off of his shoulders. He spoke with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and told her that he felt like h...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley

Rob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series is singing some mighty happy tunes as he is dating Elvis Presley's beautifully stunning granddaughter Riley Keough. The two met in the frozen food section at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Beverly Hi...
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