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Dinner for 9 at 9 with #9, Thanks to Rajon Rondo

GARDEN PARTY ON FOOD CHANNEL- The most elegant repast at the end of summer celebrated the start of Fall. Not since the Fall of the Roman Empire has there been such decadence in Boston. The Boston Celtics may have the biggest fall cuisine of any te...

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Rajon Rondo Returns for Another Season

BOSTON TD GARDEN, EAST OF EDEN- Boston Celtics media day is always an event filled with superfluous details, except to the trained alchemist eye that knows how to turn dross into gold. Rajon Rondo is back in rare form. He knocked the cockeyed p...

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Boston Celtics Name Game

What's in an NBA name for the Boston Celtics? The NBA usually has a better idea to improve the game, but not this time. They want to allow players to put a nickname on the back of their jersey. Obviously this opens up a can of worms. Indeed, so...

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Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Kanye West Announce The Name of Their Baby Girl

Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Kanye West Announce The Name of Their Baby Girl

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most photographed couples on the Left Coast, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, were seen shopping for baby clothes at a fashionable and expensive as hell baby store on the infamous Rodeo Drive. Kim, who according to Kanye,...

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Kim Kardashian's Skimpy Bikini Photo is Allegedly Air Brushed, Photoshopped, and Altered Like Hell

Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Skimpy Bikini Photo is Allegedly Air Brushed, Photoshopped, and Altered Like Hell

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend, Kim Kardashian has really been hurt by all the press about her being so fat that she is starting to resemble a human volcano. Of course her one-day-to-be ex-husband Kris Humphries is the one who tag...

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Nude Photos of A Pregnant Kim Kardashian Hit The Internet

Funny story: Nude Photos of A Pregnant Kim Kardashian Hit The Internet

REDONDO BEACH, California - Kanye West, who is Kim Kardashian's baby daddy wants to know how in the world nude photos of Kim ended up on the Internet. West who wants to marry Kim but cannot for the simple reason that she is still legally married t...

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Kris Humphries Says Kim Kardashian Is Looking Like The Goodyear Blimp

Funny story: Kris Humphries Says Kim Kardashian Is Looking Like The Goodyear Blimp

NEW YORK CITY - Kris Humphries of the Brooklyn Nets was visiting a friend in Coney Island when he was asked about his wife Kim Kardashian (the two are still legally married). Humphries made a face and told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle t...

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Gronk Won't Dance with the Stars at the Oscars

Just when you thought Gronk had turned over a new leaf, he has reverted to form-until someone put undue pressure on his career. Like a Bas Relief on a Greek vase, a thing of beauty is a joy forever. And, Gronk was heading for the world of beau...

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Christmas in Brooklyn

Not a creature was stirring with the Celtics on this holiday. They were afraid that the fat cats of the NBA would catch them and make a mouse meal of the tiny and shy creatures that life on the precipice of the salary cap. Yes, the once mighty mic...

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Rajon Rondo Fights Kris Humphries-and Other Fantasies

Boston Celtics attack dog and sometime point guard pipsqueak Rajon Rondo decided to fight Kris Humphries of the Brooklyn Nets, like a deranged Chihuahua taking on a feisty Afghan hound. We once saw a toy French Poodle go beserk when he saw a Clyde...

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Kim Kardashian Named Worst Wife of The Decade

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Named Worst Wife of The Decade

CHICAGO - The reputable marriage publication weekly It's A Rice Day has just named their annual 'Worst Wife of The Decade' recipient. Publication editor Ursula P. Springswallow, 51, stated that after much consideration and deliberation the individ...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it. Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011. All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...

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Move Over, Hard Knocks! Ocho & the Hump are on the Way!

The latest trend for tabloid heart-throbs and Mensa failures is the short marriage for reality TV athletes of football and basketball. Today in court is Kris Humphries, the man formerly of the divorced New Jersey Nets that have taken up with Brook...

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Kim Kardashian Accidentally Texts Boyfriend Kanye West That She Is Getting Bored With Him

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Accidentally Texts Boyfriend Kanye West That She Is Getting Bored With Him

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian has just done the worst thing that a text messager could ever possibly do. She has accidentally sent a text message to her boyfriend, Kanye West, when she meant to send it to her sister Khloe instead. Kim told...

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Kim Kardashian Buys Boyfriend Kanye West A $474,000 Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 For His Birthday

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Buys Boyfriend Kanye West A $474,000 Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 For His Birthday

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian is still legally married to New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries but apparently that did not stop her from buying her brand new "brofriend" Kanye West a very expensive car for his 35th birthday. Kim plucked down $47...

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Kanye West Says He Likes Kim Kardashian A Lot But Not Enough To Marry Her

Funny story: Kanye West Says He Likes Kim Kardashian A Lot But Not Enough To Marry Her

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Kanye West recently performed before a sell out crowd at Tuscaloosa's Cotton Pickin' Coliseum. After the concert he was asked by Yodelle Denzel St. Bling with Afro Sheen Magazine how his relationship with new girlfriend Kim K...

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Kim Kardashian States In No Uncertain Terms That Kris Humphries Is Not Getting Their $325,000 Ferrari Wedding Gift

Funny story: Kim Kardashian States In No Uncertain Terms That Kris Humphries Is Not Getting Their $325,000 Ferrari Wedding Gift

NEW YORK CITY - Kim Kardashian and her brand new boyfriend Kanye "Mr. Microphone" West were spotted at Manhattan's Giggle Giggle Comedy Club. According to a reporter for LaLaLand Limelight formerly The Showbiz Gazette, the couple, who was dressed...

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Well It Looks Like Kim Kardashian Is Sticking With The "Ks" As She And Kanye West Are Now An Item

Funny story: Well It Looks Like Kim Kardashian Is Sticking With The "Ks" As She And Kanye West Are Now An Item

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Kim Kardashian is finally over the heartbreak of the termination of her much heralded 72-day mock marriage to NBA hoopster Kris Humphries. And according to a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight the Kardashian diva has ta...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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