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Curse of The Blind Beggar Pub claims yet another fatality

Funny story: Curse of The Blind Beggar Pub claims yet another fatality

London - A man plunged to his death today from an apartment building next door to one of Britain's most notorious mobster hangouts hexed for posterity since 1275 by Simon de Montfort's son Henry the Blind. This morning's sudden unexplained fatalit...

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The Krays to be remade by Jedward

Funny story: The Krays to be remade by Jedward

Irish novelty act Jedward, or 'those tedious twats' as they are better known in the music industry, are said to be delighted to have been given their first big break in film, playing the notorious East London gangsters the Krays for a movie to be sho...

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Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie was webbed up with Grant Mitchell

Funny story: Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie was webbed up with Grant Mitchell

Revelations about the murky criminal past of Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie Brooks have rocked the Establishment. Charlie Brooks, now masquerading as an aristocrat novelist, is believed to have been involved in cocaine addiction, prostitution an...

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New royal title sees William named after notorious East End pub

Funny story: New royal title sees William named after notorious East End pub

London - Some patrons at the Duke of Cambridge public house on Whitechapel Road were too arseholed to notice it, of course. But barman Dave Skagliss was the first to point out to TV reporters today that it's a sign of new-found respectability for...

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Kray Twin Ronnie 'is JK Rowling's DNA father'

Funny story: Kray Twin Ronnie 'is JK Rowling's DNA father'

London - (Rotters): Hidden cold war files at the National Archive in Kew may hold the secrets of JK Rowling's nativity according to latest reports. The serial children's book plagiarist had previously been assumed to be Anne 'Weakest Link' Robinso...

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Kray Twins 'were the Thompson and Venables of their day'

Funny story: Kray Twins 'were the Thompson and Venables of their day'

London - (Hellfire Club Mess): Notorious mobsters Ronnie and Reggie Kray began their criminal careers 'much like Robert Thompson and Jon Venables' according to a criminal archives discovery at the Tower of London. But the only reason the long arm...

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Kray Twins were Queen Mother's sons say patio corpse cops

Funny story: Kray Twins were Queen Mother's sons say patio corpse cops

London - (Concrete Patio Mess): In their misspent youth they made Venables and Thompson seem like the angelic host. And for fifty years their reign of terror kept the fetid Queen Mother impersonator Viole(n)t Freeman sitting pretty in grace and fa...

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Lucian Fraud: Kray twins 'constantly up my arse' for money

Funny story: Lucian Fraud: Kray twins 'constantly up my arse' for money

London - (Post-Impressionist Mess): Britain's national treasure and renowned living artist Lucian Fraud (sic) has said gangland mobsters the Kray Twins hounded him for money. "Each time I went for a dump they thought I must be shitting gold bricks...

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Robbie Kray - The Forgotten Brother

Funny story: Robbie Kray - The Forgotten Brother

The funeral was held today of Robbie Kray, the forgotten Kray brother. Literally nobody gathered at Whitechapel crematorium to pay their respects to the former East End villain. Barbara Windsor was too busy filming Eastenders to attend. Robbie was considerably younger than his more infamous siblings and by the time he was starting out on his criminal career Reggie, Ronnie and Charlie were all i...

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Reggie Kray's Skeleton Escapes

Funny story: Reggie Kray's Skeleton Escapes

Police have launched a massive nationwide hunt following the announcement that the skeleton of Britain's most notorious criminal mastermind Reggie Kray has escaped from a London cemetery and was last seen hitchhiking to Cornwall.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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