London - A man plunged to his death today from an apartment building next door to one of Britain's most notorious mobster hangouts hexed for posterity since 1275 by Simon de Montfort's son Henry the Blind.
This morning's sudden unexplained fatalit...
Irish novelty act Jedward, or 'those tedious twats' as they are better known in the music industry, are said to be delighted to have been given their first big break in film, playing the notorious East London gangsters the Krays for a movie to be sho...
Revelations about the murky criminal past of Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie Brooks have rocked the Establishment.
Charlie Brooks, now masquerading as an aristocrat novelist, is believed to have been involved in cocaine addiction, prostitution an...
London - Some patrons at the Duke of Cambridge public house on Whitechapel Road were too arseholed to notice it, of course.
But barman Dave Skagliss was the first to point out to TV reporters today that it's a sign of new-found respectability for...
London - (Rotters): Hidden cold war files at the National Archive in Kew may hold the secrets of JK Rowling's nativity according to latest reports.
The serial children's book plagiarist had previously been assumed to be Anne 'Weakest Link' Robinso...
London - (Hellfire Club Mess): Notorious mobsters Ronnie and Reggie Kray began their criminal careers 'much like Robert Thompson and Jon Venables' according to a criminal archives discovery at the Tower of London.
But the only reason the long arm...
London - (Concrete Patio Mess): In their misspent youth they made Venables and Thompson seem like the angelic host.
And for fifty years their reign of terror kept the fetid Queen Mother impersonator Viole(n)t Freeman sitting pretty in grace and fa...
London - (Post-Impressionist Mess): Britain's national treasure and renowned living artist Lucian Fraud (sic) has said gangland mobsters the Kray Twins hounded him for money.
"Each time I went for a dump they thought I must be shitting gold bricks...
The funeral was held today of Robbie Kray, the forgotten Kray brother. Literally nobody gathered at Whitechapel crematorium to pay their respects to the former East End villain. Barbara Windsor was too busy filming Eastenders to attend.
Robbie was considerably younger than his more infamous siblings and by the time he was starting out on his criminal career Reggie, Ronnie and Charlie were all i...
Police have launched a massive nationwide hunt following the announcement that the skeleton of Britain's most notorious criminal mastermind Reggie Kray has escaped from a London cemetery and was last seen hitchhiking to Cornwall.
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