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Funny story: The Krays to be remade by Jedward

The Krays to be remade by Jedward

Irish novelty act Jedward, or 'those tedious twats' as they are better known in the music industry, are said to be delighted to have been given their first big break in film, playing the notorious East London gangsters the Krays for a movie to be sho...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie was webbed up with Grant Mitchell

Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie was webbed up with Grant Mitchell

Revelations about the murky criminal past of Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie Brooks have rocked the Establishment. Charlie Brooks, now masquerading as an aristocrat novelist, is believed to have been involved in cocaine addiction, prostitution an...
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Funny story: New royal title sees William named after notorious East End pub

New royal title sees William named after notorious East End pub

London - Some patrons at the Duke of Cambridge public house on Whitechapel Road were too arseholed to notice it, of course. But barman Dave Skagliss was the first to point out to TV reporters today that it's a sign of new-found respectability for...
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Funny story: Kray Twin Ronnie 'is JK Rowling's DNA father'

Kray Twin Ronnie 'is JK Rowling's DNA father'

London - (Rotters): Hidden cold war files at the National Archive in Kew may hold the secrets of JK Rowling's nativity according to latest reports. The serial children's book plagiarist had previously been assumed to be Anne 'Weakest Link' Robinso...
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Funny story: Kray Twins 'were the Thompson and Venables of their day'

Kray Twins 'were the Thompson and Venables of their day'

London - (Hellfire Club Mess): Notorious mobsters Ronnie and Reggie Kray began their criminal careers 'much like Robert Thompson and Jon Venables' according to a criminal archives discovery at the Tower of London. But the only reason the long arm...
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Funny story: Kray Twins were Queen Mother's sons say patio corpse cops

Kray Twins were Queen Mother's sons say patio corpse cops

London - (Concrete Patio Mess): In their misspent youth they made Venables and Thompson seem like the angelic host. And for fifty years their reign of terror kept the fetid Queen Mother impersonator Viole(n)t Freeman sitting pretty in grace and fa...
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Funny story: Lucian Fraud: Kray twins 'constantly up my arse' for money

Lucian Fraud: Kray twins 'constantly up my arse' for money

London - (Post-Impressionist Mess): Britain's national treasure and renowned living artist Lucian Fraud (sic) has said gangland mobsters the Kray Twins hounded him for money. "Each time I went for a dump they thought I must be shitting gold bricks...
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Funny story: Robbie Kray - The Forgotten Brother

Robbie Kray - The Forgotten Brother

The funeral was held today of Robbie Kray, the forgotten Kray brother. Literally nobody gathered at Whitechapel crematorium to pay their respects to the former East End villain. Barbara Windsor was too busy filming Eastenders to attend. Robbie was considerably younger than his more infamous siblings and by the time he was starting out on his criminal career Reggie, Ronnie and Charlie were all i...
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Funny story: Reggie Kray's Skeleton Escapes

Reggie Kray's Skeleton Escapes

Police have launched a massive nationwide hunt following the announcement that the skeleton of Britain's most notorious criminal mastermind Reggie Kray has escaped from a London cemetery and was last seen hitchhiking to Cornwall.
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