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Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...

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Bruce Jenner To Become Brucelle Jenner?

Funny story: Bruce Jenner To Become Brucelle Jenner?

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the Kardashian Klan Komplex is that Kris Jenner's soon-to-be-ex-husband Bruce Jenner is considering becoming Brucelle Jenner. Khloe Kardashian who recently divorced NBA star Lamar Odom told Vodka Vermicelli, a report...

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Kim Kardashian Tells Kanye West That She Won't Put Up With The BS Lamar Odom Put Her Sister Khloe Through

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Tells Kanye West That She Won't Put Up With The BS Lamar Odom Put Her Sister Khloe Through

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Now that Khloe Kardashian has filed for divorce from Lamar Odom, Kim Kardashian has informed her fiancé, Kanye West that she hopes he doesn't pull the same BS that Odom pulled because she won't put up with it for one second. Kim...

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O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

Funny story: O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The most famous inmate at Lovelock Correctional Center, O.J. Simpson, has just dropped quite a bombshell. Speaking with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk in an isolated area of the prison facility the former NFL great mad...

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Kris Jenner Admits That Husband Bruce Jenner's Crossdressing Had Nothing At All To Do With Their Breakup

Funny story: Kris Jenner Admits That Husband Bruce Jenner's Crossdressing Had Nothing At All To Do With Their Breakup

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After almost a year of speculation and innuendo, it is now official that the heads of the Kardashian Klan, Bruce and Kris Jenner have separated. A close source said that the two had spent the last year pretty much living like bro...

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The Kardashian Sisters Are Really Upset About Their Mom and Dad's Sex Tape

Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters Are Really Upset About Their Mom and Dad's Sex Tape

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Word coming out of The Kardashian Klan Kompound is that Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are not at all happy with the recent revelation about a sex tape of parents Kris and Bruce Jenner's mattress merriment. The tape first surfaced in t...

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Kris Jenner Devastated As FOX Axes Her Brand New Talk Show

Funny story: Kris Jenner Devastated As FOX Axes Her Brand New Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner AKA Mama Kardashian is absoltuely devastated at the news that her brand new show Kris has been cancelled by the FOX Network after only six weeks. An inside source at the fair and balanced network, who did not want his fair...

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Khloe Kardashian Says Kanye West Has Insulted The Kardashian Family

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Says Kanye West Has Insulted The Kardashian Family

LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about the Kardashian (Klan) is that they are not the least bit shy about speaking up about anything and everything. Khloe recently appeared on The Viagra View and she told co-hosts Larry King and Regis Phil...

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Bruce Jenner Confesses That The Kardashian Females Are Driving Him "Krazy!"

Funny story: Bruce Jenner Confesses That The Kardashian Females Are Driving Him "Krazy!"

HIDDEN HILLS, California - Bruce Jenner, 63, has said that his wife Kris really needs to see about naming their Hidden Hills mansion, Casa Summer's Eve. He made the remark because of the huge number of Kardashian females running around the place a...

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Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Kanye West Announce The Name of Their Baby Girl

Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Kanye West Announce The Name of Their Baby Girl

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most photographed couples on the Left Coast, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, were seen shopping for baby clothes at a fashionable and expensive as hell baby store on the infamous Rodeo Drive. Kim, who according to Kanye,...

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Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Woes!

Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Woes!

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian is reportedly very upset at the fact that she has gone from weighing 119 to 219, a weight gain of 100 pounds. Kim, who is 32, and stands 5-foot-2-inches tall has told her sister Khloe that her baby daddy Kanye West sai...

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Rob Kardashian Could Be Heading For The Iron Bars Hotel

Funny story: Rob Kardashian Could Be Heading For The Iron Bars Hotel

VENICE BEACH - It appears that Rob Kardashian is starting to get more newspaper and Internet space than his famous sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. Rob was recently arrested by Venice Beach Police after he got into a dispute with noted tattoo ar...

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Relationship Hits The Shaky Stage

Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Relationship Hits The Shaky Stage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - One of the most out there couples in Tinsel Town, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have hit a pretty good speed bump in their relationship. Taffeta Kixx with Hollywood's Gossipette Gazette reports that there is definitely some troub...

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Kris and Bruce Jenner's Marital Yacht Has Hit The Rocks

Funny story: Kris and Bruce Jenner's Marital Yacht Has Hit The Rocks

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills are alive with the sound of lawyers positioning themselves in what could be one long, drawn out divorce case. The storybook coupling of Kris Kardashian-Jenner and husband Bruce Jenner appears to be headed for the Big D.

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Kourtney Kardashian Feels Ignored

Funny story: Kourtney Kardashian Feels Ignored

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - It is very difficult to come across an entertainment publication or watch an entertainment news program and not read or hear the name Kardashian. Kim and her current boyfriend Kanye "The Pest" West seem to spend a lot of their ti...

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Kim Kardashian To Open Up A Restaurant

Funny story: Kim Kardashian To Open Up A Restaurant

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian has said that she is on Cloud 9 thanks to her boyfriend Kanye West who is forever complementing her on her hair, her make up, and her badonkadonk. She recently expressed to iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she ha...

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Khloe Kardashian's New Reality Game Show

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian's New Reality Game Show

LOS ANGELES - The tallest of the Kardashian sisters, Khloe Kardashian, who stands 5-foot-10-inches tall, has just announced that she has agreed to star in a new reality game show. Unlike her other cable show Khloe & Lamar, which co-stars her h...

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Khloe Kardashian Leaks Some Provocative Photos of Her Sister Kim Kardashian In Hopes of Getting Her Sister Some Dates

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Leaks Some Provocative Photos of Her Sister Kim Kardashian In Hopes of Getting Her Sister Some Dates

DALLAS - Khloe Kardashian who with her Dallas Mavericks husband Lamar Odom stars in the reality show Khloe and Lamar says she has been feeling bad that her sister Kim has been depressed lately. It seems that since Kim filed for divorce from her NB...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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