Pyongyang, North Korea -- Spring is the season when a young man's fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the world from an unnamed US defense contrac...
According to reliable sources in the Chinese Ministry of Health, North Korean leader Kim Jung Un has been hospitalized in China due to his over-inflated testicles.
Sources close to Kim say that a typographical and translational error occurred befo...
A Korean man claims he was mistaken for being Chinese five times in one day, a new record for him, surpassing the four times he was mistaken for being Japanese in April and the three times he was mistaken for a ladyboy while visiting San Francisco.
Dr Daniel Cun, 32, handsome, funny, and wealthy but unfortunately a compulsive liar wrote on his non-existent blog that the confusion began early. A...
AP - Rumors recently surfaced that the new North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un, has secretly removed his father's body and has been playing with him nightly and signing lullabies. Jong Un's palace forces have kept the secret since Kim Jon Il's death;...
German authorities are today rushing to cover-up an error relating to the latest E-Coli outbreak . It was announced earlier this week that the worst E.Coli outbreak in living memory had been traced to a bacterium found in noodles produced in Germany.
In Pyong Yang, North Korea today the first pictures were released of the results from the Kim Jung Il cloning project. Twenty years ago, geneticists took cells from Kim's (a.k.a. Dear Leader) foreskin which contained undifferentiated peripheral stem...
North Korea escalated tensions on the peninsula to a dangerous level tuesday, hitting Yeonpyeong Island yet again, this time with a brutal barrage of hard-packed snowballs.
Footage from the area showed people in the streets, battered by the assaul...
LONDON - Channel Four, otherwise known as 'the channel to turn to when there's shit on BBC', will host the new talent show 'How to Solve a Problem Like Korea'.
The show will be broadcast on the day after, on CBS in America at 9pm(EST), with the Br...
Seoul, South Korea - After the ground-breaking study regarding the use of hag fish mucus as a means of combating erectile dysfunction was released last week, a maelstrom of changes have occurred.
Economies have shifted and fishermen have complete...
North Korea's President, Cum Ill Stung, has criticised their Chinese neighbours: 'We Koreans are not Chinese' he declared 'the Chinese cuisine is inferior to the Korean. They grow fat and lazy. We are lean and fit.'
This surprise announcement, whi...
Unconfirmed reports from the White house, today announced that President Obama was looking forward to his own war in Korea.This, he feels, will mark his place in American history as the only president to win a "conflict" in living history.
Whilst...
CHESTER HILL, PA-In the wake of an artillery barrage between North and South Korea, Korean War veteran Harold Howell, 78, expressed annoyance today, noting that policymakers and the general public are far more reluctant to engage in hostilities with...
In an effort to forestal making a presidential decision, Barry Obama today claimed the recent explosions in South Korea were the result of an 'agricultural accident' and should not be blamed 'on those folks up north!"
While the White House scramb...
Washington -- Kim Jong-eun thought he was playing a video game when he heard the first missiles leave his bunker in North Korea.
"My dad said he was turning over power to me, but I didn't think he was serious, because he told me the only way he w...
North and South Korea have both got their knickers in a twist and have decided to practice popping at each other with their pea-shooters.
The Korean border is one of the most action-packed borders on the planet because the North Korean leader, age...
Last weekends Korean F1 Grand Prix was reminiscent of a Tudor feast for F1 fans. Let me ask you, what didn't that grand prix have ? We had rain, delayed start, start under the safety car, spinners, smashes, fast laps, overtakes (thank you Mr Sutil),...
Tokyo Japan: Kim Jong Nam the oldest son of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) "Dear Leader" Kim Jong il is opposed to the dynastic succession of his younger half-brother Kim Jong uN taking power.
Kim Jong Nam has been living in C...
South Korean President Lee Myung-bak, a recent visitor to the White House, has been the center of rumors involving the disappearance of Bo Diddley, the Portuguese water dog that President Obama gave to his daughters, fulfilling a promise to them of h...