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Funny story: Uproar in UK as story of man who marries a 7 year-old girl is premiered in Iran

Uproar in UK as story of man who marries a 7 year-old girl is premiered in Iran

There was shock, horror, more shock and even more horror in the UK as a film charting the adventures of a man who married a 7 year-old girl was premiered in Tehran today. Titled "Prophet or Lolitas", the film consists of an incredibly flimsy scrip...
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Funny story: Local Man Dumbstruck as Quran Falls From Sky!

Local Man Dumbstruck as Quran Falls From Sky!

Local man Percival Sullivan was struck dumb today whilst walking his dog when he was issued a glancing blow from a falling Quran! 'Sully', who was dazed and more than slightly confused, but otherwise not seriously injured, took the incident as a w...
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Funny story: Pastor Behind Qur'an Burning Controversy Moving his Church to Guyana

Pastor Behind Qur'an Burning Controversy Moving his Church to Guyana

Terry Jones, Pastor of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida has announced today that he is moving his church to a more hospitable location. Jones claims that due to the firestorm of controversy that was blown way out of proportio...
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Funny story: Koran-Burning Guide Is An Outrage - Muslims

Koran-Burning Guide Is An Outrage - Muslims

Muslims everywhere are up in arms as usual, this time over a controversial new book which describes in detail how a Koran-burning event should be organised. The book, entitled How To Burn A Koran Safely, by brand new writer Ken Moys-Wood is publis...
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Funny story: Koran Burning Protesters Burn Down Christian School in Indian Kashmir

Koran Burning Protesters Burn Down Christian School in Indian Kashmir

President Obama is caught in the middle of the clash of religions between Christianity and Islam. He is forming an alliance with moderate Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt and the Gulf States against radical extremist Iran and Syria. 70% of Americans oppos...
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Funny story: Koran Sales Triple In Week Since Pastor Jones' Book-Burning Threat

Koran Sales Triple In Week Since Pastor Jones' Book-Burning Threat

Sales of the Koran have more than tripled in bookshops in Britain during the week since US pastor Terry Jones threatened, then postponed, an event at which Moslem-haters were invited to burn copies of the Islamic holy book. The Koran is a collecti...
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Funny story: Afghanistan People Chant Death to America over Koran Burning?

Afghanistan People Chant Death to America over Koran Burning?

Dr. Rev. Terry Jones decided to burn 200 Korans on 9/11 to get out the message that the Koran caused 9/11. For most Americans this seemed hard to believe because despite 9/11 and spending 5 trillion dolars fighting wars in Muslim Afghanistan and Musl...
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Funny story: The Terry Jones/Alamo Conspiracy

The Terry Jones/Alamo Conspiracy

Nine years ago to the day, a new publishing house was created. Alamo Publications opened their doors for the first time in New York. We all know the story of the fort in Texas, the Alamo, which is forever etched in American history. However, what is...
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Funny story: Gainesville Pastor Changes Burn a Koran Day to Burn a Cher CD Day to Protest Homosexuality

Gainesville Pastor Changes Burn a Koran Day to Burn a Cher CD Day to Protest Homosexuality

On the eve of the anniversary of the bombings of 9/11, Terry Jones was still holding the media captive with his "will he or won't he" game regarding the burning of the Quran. At the eleventh hour, however, he finally made this announcement "While the...
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Funny story: Donny Deutsch Offers to Buy All Korans at Burning Event

Donny Deutsch Offers to Buy All Korans at Burning Event

Not wanting to be outdone by his pal Donald Trump, Donny Deutsch offered today to purchase all the Korans that would be burned for the price paid plus 26 percent. As part of the bid, any new Koran would be kept at least five blocks from the World...
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Funny story: President Obama to Burn Koran on Oval Office Rug

President Obama to Burn Koran on Oval Office Rug

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Hussein Obama, frustrated with the media for ignoring his press conference this morning, vowed to regain his momentum by burning a Koran on the new Oval Office carpet this Sunday. Mr. Obama's morning press confere...
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Funny story: Kanye West Apologizes for Quran Burning Preacher

Kanye West Apologizes for Quran Burning Preacher

Kanye West has just posted his 1,000,001st apologetic tweet this morning. This time, he unselfishly put himself aside to apologize for Terry Jones, the Apostolic pastor from Gainesville, Florida who is threatening and then not threatening and then th...
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Funny story: Pastor Suspends Controversial Koran Burning... Cable News Networks Furious!

Pastor Suspends Controversial Koran Burning... Cable News Networks Furious!

ATLANTA, GA - Jonathan Klein, president of CNN lashed out at Pastor Terry Jones's decision to suspend the burning of Korans in Florida tomorrow. "This is an outrage! Our viewers depend on us to bring them controversial news. Our shareholders deman...
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Funny story: Springfield Tennessee Minister To Burn Koran!

Springfield Tennessee Minister To Burn Koran!

Bob Terry of Florida has some competition with the Koran burning on 9-11. Springfield, Tennessee's Pastor Harold Young said his decision to burn the Islamic holy book on September 11 has nothing to do with the agenda of the pastor in Florida or t...
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Funny story: Media horrified over speculation that Pastor may do something perfectly legal despite him saying he will not

Media horrified over speculation that Pastor may do something perfectly legal despite him saying he will not

The world's media reacted in outrage today as Reverend Terry Jones said he would not burn a Koran. In a statement made under police protection, he told shocked reporters he also had no intention of killing children or raping blacks. Immediately...
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Funny story: Book Burning Cancelled

Book Burning Cancelled

Just in from Skoob News International affiliate, Bureau, the snippet king and all round good egg - the Gainesville Koran burning session to commemorate 9/11 has been cancelled. Which is a victory for common sense, human tolerance, and Elf n Safety...
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Funny story: Koran-Burning Cancelled After Pastor Realises He's A De*d Man

Koran-Burning Cancelled After Pastor Realises He's A De*d Man

US pastor Terry Jones has cancelled his sell-out Koran-burning event late last night after he realised he was all but a dead man. Jones, pastor of the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida, which has fewer than 50 members, had planned...
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Funny story: George Dubya Bush says he spoke to God to urge crazy Florida pastor to cancel Koran-burning in exchange for imam cancelling Ground Zero mosque. Tea Baggers claim they saved America!

George Dubya Bush says he spoke to God to urge crazy Florida pastor to cancel Koran-burning in exchange for imam cancelling Ground Zero mosque. Tea Baggers claim they saved America!

NEW YORK, NEW YORK: What a difference a day makes - 24 little hours...so goes a popular song. But we're not just singing tunes here. For the past 2 days we have witnessed a flurry of activity with rabid Muslims all over the world going berserk as a...
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