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Funny story: Commander Comrade Dalglish bolsters 'Anfieldgrad'

Commander Comrade Dalglish bolsters 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey. We, the surrounded loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', issue the following statement from Cmdr Comrade Dalglish; "On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson, whilst suffering the fiercest cold Winter, battle fatigue and desertions, was relieved of his command and I took over the leadership here at Anfieldgrad." "We have b...
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Funny story: Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'

Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We, the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', are surrounded by an opposition force, without Fernando Torres. 'Anfieldgrad' is cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffered the fiercest cold Winter, whereupon Von Hodgson WALKED ALONE down the M62 ALONE, with a few Million Rubles into oblivion! The beleagured Comm...
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Funny story: Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

Battle fatigued Fernando Torres leaves 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We are surrounded by opposing forces and cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and Von Hodgson took a walk down the M62 ALONE with...
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Funny story: The Messiah, King Kenny relieves the command of 'Anfieldgrad' siege, from Von Hodgson!

The Messiah, King Kenny relieves the command of 'Anfieldgrad' siege, from Von Hodgson!

This was 'Anfieldgrad', Liverpool: On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and were beleagured. The siege of 'Anfieldgrad' had been 'simmering' for six long months, with Von Hodgson's forces besieged on the banks...
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Funny story: The KOP: "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!"

The KOP: "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!"

This WAS Anfield, Merseyside: Such is the adoration of Roy Hodgson from the 'faithfaul' Liverpool Supporters, that their chant "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England" has become the foundation of their growing 'esteem' in...
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Funny story: Roy Hodgson: "You'll Never Walk Alone!"

Roy Hodgson: "You'll Never Walk Alone!"

This WAS Anfield, Liverpool: Arise the Kop at Anfield, for the singing of the Scouse national Anthem: "When you walk through the storm (Roy Hodgson's Liverpool FC in the bottom half of the Premier League) Hold your head up high (Roy Hodgson standing on the touch line trying to fathom out the formations) And don't be afraid of the dark (booing Scouse fans calling for Roy Hodgson to depart...
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Funny story: Liverpool Kop Smacked Down Good And Proper At Last

Liverpool Kop Smacked Down Good And Proper At Last

Lisbon, (Lisboa) Portugal. Today - Liverpool FC were today rocked by the double whammy of being smacked down in the Premiership by lowly Middlesbrough and battered in the 'Footy Anthem Of The Decade' contest here in Lisbon. The Liverpool entry, 'Y...
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