A solitary goal by Vincent Kompany in the Manchester derby gave all three points to City tonight, who are now keeping United 'company' at the top of the table with 83 points.
The noisy neighbours City completed a league double ov...
Vincent Kompany, captain of Manchester City, has been awarded with the official title of football's largest head, say F.A chiefs.
"We don't mean he's a boaster, or a cocky so-and-so," said Carl Bender, F.A spokesman, "we just mean he has the bigge...
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