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Funny story: Due To The State Of Our Society, Thanksgiving Name To Be Changed To 'Selfish-Taking'.

Due To The State Of Our Society, Thanksgiving Name To Be Changed To 'Selfish-Taking'.

Thanksgiving, once a proud cornerstone of our traditional American holidays with roots harkening back to our Pilgrim forefathers, is now comatose on the border of rigor mortis. At one time it was considered to be the most family oriented of celebrati...
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Funny story: Man buys Kmart just to get rid of its "shoddy" merchandise - Look out, Sears and Nordstrom's: Rankin Paynter plans buyouts for your stores next!

Man buys Kmart just to get rid of its "shoddy" merchandise - Look out, Sears and Nordstrom's: Rankin Paynter plans buyouts for your stores next!

CLARK COUNTY, KY - We've all heard of giving away the store-but Rankin Paynter did just that, literally, when he purchased a local Kmart, lock, stock, and barrel-and proceeded to give away the merchandise! "He's either generous as hell or crazier...
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