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Funny story: This is a Good Day to Laugh

This is a Good Day to Laugh

Those might be the Words spoken by a Klingon when replying to Star Trek skeptic P. R. Nickerty. His latest book Klingons Could Never Form a Civilization has created uproar among dedicated Trekologists. Mr. Nickerty, who has a killjoy rating of 9 with my colleagues has written yet another book that he claims is "well researched". He says in his book, "The aggressive nature of the Klingon pers...
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Funny story: Klingon to be adopted as the first language of Jamaica

Klingon to be adopted as the first language of Jamaica

In a controversial move, Jamaica is to adopt the artificial language Klingon as its official first language. The decision comes after the only speaker of the aboriginal language of Jamaica, Henry Brown, died on Monday taking with him the language of...
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Funny story: Al Gore Acquires Klingon Weapon Technology

Al Gore Acquires Klingon Weapon Technology

NASHVILLE, TN - Al Gore has acquired Klingon Disruptor technology that he plans to use in his fight against global-warming" skeptics. The first use of the new technology will be to change "Anthropogenic Global Warming" (AGW) to "Global Climate Dis...
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Funny story: New Device Changes Cellphone Talk To Klingon

New Device Changes Cellphone Talk To Klingon

Tired of the cellphones going off at the theater, during church, during funerals, in the next stall while you're tying to see if you can make a fart ring really loud in there? You need Cellgone, the remarkable device invented by South Korean scien...
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Funny story: Klingons take over football club

Klingons take over football club

The Premiership was rocked today by another takeover. At a press conference early this afternoon a representative from Newchester Athletic confirmed that the club had been taken over by a new owner from another galaxy. Graham Sprout told reporters...
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Funny story: Klingons sighted again

Klingons sighted again

Coastguard officials from the port of Dubris, known as Dover in Roman times, have reported sighting a large yacht loaded with Klingons and heading for the British coast at a rate of knots. These loathsome 'creatures of nightmare' have not been see...
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Funny story: Klingon Overtakes All Religions

Klingon Overtakes All Religions

The Klingon Language Version of the World English Bible has now been on the best selling book list not only on Amazon, but also in PoundStretcher stores nationwide for the past three years.
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Funny story: Tevez and the Klingons agree Release

Tevez and the Klingons agree Release

Carlos Tevez "Football Slave" is finally going to have his registration released...but our sources can reveal that it wasn't a negotiation between "DODGY MSI" and serial
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Funny story: Klingon - the new language of environmentalism

Klingon - the new language of environmentalism

Jyrki Kasvi, a member of the Green League political party who is seeking re-election to parliament in Finland, has translated his campaign website into Klingon. The fact the language has no words for green, environment, recycling or global warming is...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson set to direct Klingonese language movie

Mel Gibson set to direct Klingonese language movie

With the success of the current movie with a Mayan dialect 'Apocalypto' and the 2004 Aramaic language movie - 'Passion of the Christ', Mel Gibson has decided to direct an all out Klingon language movie without subtitles. Mel Gibson h...
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Funny story: Klingons Block Viacom Legal Filing, Liberate Klingon Captives.

Klingons Block Viacom Legal Filing, Liberate Klingon Captives.

Note to my readers: The Klingon Assault Force Commander has granted me permission to operate as an "embedded journalist" allowing me to move freely through his troops and even accompany them during combat missions. This repo...
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