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Funny story: The Bastardization of our beloved Kit Kat

The Bastardization of our beloved Kit Kat

It's a sad day for Kit Kat lovers everywhere. We grew up with the slogan, "Have a break. Have a Kit Kat". We always knew what we would be dealing with when we bought a Kit Kat or were given a Kit Kat as a treat. On removing the red and white outer wrapping and then carefully, oh so carefully removing the silver covering, which we would gently smooth out so there was not a wrinkle in site,...
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Funny story: Two Fingers given to Hazel Blears

Two Fingers given to Hazel Blears

Disgraced Salford MP Hazel Blears was attacked by outraged constituents in Salford yesterday while attending local elections in her constituency. Rowan Tree of the city of Salford used the last of his giro cheque to buy a four fingered Kitkat wit...
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Funny story: Kit Kat to branch out on its own

Kit Kat to branch out on its own

Lucerne, Switzerland - Kit Kat have made a startling announcement in the Confectionary Times that they are to break away from the brand that made them famous and start their own business. Identical twin chocolate fingers Kit and Kat, both 43, of B...
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Funny story: Kit Kats Banned

Kit Kats Banned

The four fingered chocolate snack Kit Kat has been banned from UK sale. This follows a request from the RSPCA that children were actually confusing real Kitty Cats with the biscuit base snack. The RSPCA explained that falling education standards w...
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6,815 Americans die on Black Friday

Some 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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