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Funny story: Two Fingers given to Hazel Blears

Two Fingers given to Hazel Blears

Disgraced Salford MP Hazel Blears was attacked by outraged constituents in Salford yesterday while attending local elections in her constituency. Rowan Tree of the city of Salford used the last of his giro cheque to buy a four fingered Kitkat wit...
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Funny story: Kit Kat to branch out on its own

Kit Kat to branch out on its own

Lucerne, Switzerland - Kit Kat have made a startling announcement in the Confectionary Times that they are to break away from the brand that made them famous and start their own business. Identical twin chocolate fingers Kit and Kat, both 43, of B...
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Funny story: Kit Kats Banned

Kit Kats Banned

The four fingered chocolate snack Kit Kat has been banned from UK sale. This follows a request from the RSPCA that children were actually confusing real Kitty Cats with the biscuit base snack. The RSPCA explained that falling education standards w...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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