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Funny story: Kansas To Ban Holding Hands Before Marriage

Kansas To Ban Holding Hands Before Marriage

Lloyd Bratcher and the local group of Church Police have had the Kansas Attorney General to enforce the law voted in by the state officials that a couple cannot hold hands, especially in public, before marriage. Miss Nancy Ingraham, 72 and a spin...
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Funny story: For being so anti-gay, same-sex Russians sure do kiss a lot: study

For being so anti-gay, same-sex Russians sure do kiss a lot: study

HARFOLD, Vt. - A study released this week by Harfold State College has revealed that local students think all that kissing which same-sex Russian Olympians do is gay, especially for a city that has no gay people. Students in Carver Dining Hall wer...
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Funny story: Tears grow for kissing teenager

Tears grow for kissing teenager

Doctors are concerned about a 16-year-old girl who has been crying profusely every time she kisses someone. At first, when Wendy Wetkiss started kissing people properly, only a few small tears would run down her cheeks. But recently her tears have...
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Funny story: North Dakota Issues A Directive Prohibiting French Kissing

North Dakota Issues A Directive Prohibiting French Kissing

BISMARCK, North Dakota - Due to the high incidence of people coming down with the flu, colds, and allergies, the governor's office has just issued a Governor's Directive which prohibits anyone in the state of North Dakota from engaging in French kiss...
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Funny story: Iowa Bans Tongue Wrestling

Iowa Bans Tongue Wrestling

DES MOINES - The senate of the state of Iowa has finally passed a bill that was first proposed two months ago. State Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow, 53, of Sioux City, introduced the bill which is listed as TW Bill 01 (Tongue Wrestling Bill 0...
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Funny story: Want to smooch? There's an app for that

Want to smooch? There's an app for that

For iPhone users, Vision Time has been an invaluable app, allowing lovers separated by thousands of miles to see and talk to each other (as long as both are on WiFi, using unlimited data plans and have purchased the premium version - other video phon...
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Funny story: The Reason Kristen Stewart Cheated on Rob Pattinson

The Reason Kristen Stewart Cheated on Rob Pattinson

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movie series was sitting in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends trimmed by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue. Fondue has a reputation for knowing lots of intimacies about starlets tha...
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Funny story: Glasgow police arrest kissing lodger

Glasgow police arrest kissing lodger

A lodger wanted in connection with an assault on his landlord was arrested yesterday. For several years 51-year-old Hugh Yewlukinat had been living in lodgings in the Glasgow district. According to sauces left on the kitchen table, he'd recently s...
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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Said The Rumors About Her And Ron Paul Making Out Are False - Ron Paul Commented "No Comment"

Michele Bachmann Said The Rumors About Her And Ron Paul Making Out Are False - Ron Paul Commented "No Comment"

MUNCIE, Indiana - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour pulled into Muncie where she spoke in the parking lot of a Pompous Pizza Parlor. Bachmann was asked by GOPicky Magazine how she felt she did in the last GOP debate. She giggle...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Rejects Lady Gaga's Alter-Ego Joe Calderone

Britney Spears Rejects Lady Gaga's Alter-Ego Joe Calderone

HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears said she was thrilled beyond belief to receive The Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award at The 28th Annual MTV Music Video Awards Show. But the blonde "Oops I Did It Again" girl did confess to Pia Confetti of The El Lay...
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Funny story: Royal Kiss Analysis: Bomb, no Spark!

Royal Kiss Analysis: Bomb, no Spark!

London - Was the kiss worth the wait? Was it sincere? Was it a Frenchie? According to most viewers it was none of the above. "It was downright pithy if ask me," said Nora Higbie in an annoyed tone, "If I couldn't muster more passion than that I mi...
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Funny story: World Record Kiss

World Record Kiss

Fourteen couples in Thailand are to compete for the longest kiss on Valentine's day. The winning couple will get £2000 and a diamond ring worth £1000. However to get the prize the couples have to prepared to to lock their lips together at all time...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Charlie Sheen Reportedly Seen Sucking Face At The La Brea Tar Pits

Heidi Montag and Charlie Sheen Reportedly Seen Sucking Face At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA - The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette is reporting that an extremely reliable source who did not mind if his name was mentioned or not alleges that he saw noted celebrities Heidi Montag and Charlie Sheen at The La Brea Tar Pits located in La B...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock "The Kissing Bandit" Confesses That Her Next Kissing Targets Are Shakira, Christina Aguilera, Cheryl Cole, and Ke$ha

Sandra Bullock "The Kissing Bandit" Confesses That Her Next Kissing Targets Are Shakira, Christina Aguilera, Cheryl Cole, and Ke$ha

AUSTIN - This year's Best Actress winner Sandra Bullock recently confided to her gynecologist, Dr. Osgood Forkingview, that she has really gotten quite the reputation for being 'The Good Looking Chick Who Loves To Kiss Good Looking Chicks.' Bulloc...
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Funny story: Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock Says She Wants To Kiss Ex-New York Jets Reporter Jenn Sterger So Bad She Can Taste It!

Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock Says She Wants To Kiss Ex-New York Jets Reporter Jenn Sterger So Bad She Can Taste It!

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock talking from her Austin mansion confided to a reporter for Tinsel Town Bi-Weekly Magazine that ever since she first laid eyes on Jenn Sterger during a Jets game broadcast that she has wanted to grab her, hold her in her arms,...
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Funny story: Rihanna Says She Would Love To Kiss Cheryl Cole Right Smack Dab On Her Lusciously Sexy Lips

Rihanna Says She Would Love To Kiss Cheryl Cole Right Smack Dab On Her Lusciously Sexy Lips

SANTA MONICA, California - Rihanna was recently spotted having dinner alone at her favorite restaurant Giorgi Baldi's Grape Vineyard Diner in Santa Monica. She was asked about her recent single entitled "Only Girl In The Whole Wide World Of Sports...
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Funny story: Natalie Portman girl-on-girl lezzer kiss

Natalie Portman girl-on-girl lezzer kiss

This will set tongues wagging! Natalie Portman locks lips in a sexy girl-on-girl scene in the eagerly-anticipated thriller exploring the cut-throat world of ballet. Ballet, once thought to be the upper class, top nobs art form, is actually a seet...
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Funny story: Buckner Triplets Volunteer For Kissing Booth At Squirrel Holler County Fair

Buckner Triplets Volunteer For Kissing Booth At Squirrel Holler County Fair

The Buckner sisters (Maybelline, Avon, and Mary Kaye) of Hog Jaw, Arkansas have volunteered to man the kissing booth at this year's Squirrel Holler County Fair. The aim of this year's booth is to raise money for a hair transplant for Rusty Lefferts.
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