London - The lethal cocaine/heroin cocktail was injected directly into the dying King's jugular by royal physicians working the late shift.
Last night the Beeb's King George and Queen Mary: the Royals Who Rescued the Monarchy hatchet job suffered...
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Fears that Queen Elizabeth may t...
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