London - The lethal cocaine/heroin cocktail was injected directly into the dying King's jugular by royal physicians working the late shift.
Last night the Beeb's King George and Queen Mary: the Royals Who Rescued the Monarchy hatchet job suffered...
Sandringham, Norfolk - (Lèse Majesté): Palace officials have taken the precaution of removing sharp objects, toxins and non-prescription stimulants that have propped up her useless - and largely fictitious - reign.
Fears that Queen Elizabeth may t...
LONDON (ABSNN) - The ghost of Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle, creator of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, indicated through trance medium and channeller, Squirrelly McLaine, that he wishes "to completely and forever sever his familial ties with his dead son,...
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