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King David Annoyed With Duke-Butler, David-Goliath Analogies

Funny story: King David Annoyed With Duke-Butler, David-Goliath Analogies

INDIANAPOLIS - A visibly irritated King David broke a 3,000 year silence in a post-game press conference yesterday to blast U.S. media outlets for comparing Monday's NCAA championship game with his epic battle with Philistine giant Goliath. The ga...

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The King's Christmas gift list 2008 for the non-discriminating southern consumer and ordinary Wal-Ma

Funny story: The King's Christmas gift list 2008 for the non-discriminating southern consumer and ordinary Wal-Ma

It was reported today that the chum of chuckle, that lovable manager of laughs, your favorite southern sacred cow tipper, King David, has come out with this season's Christmas shopping list for your favorite redneck. "I wanted to focus on the south this year," said David, "because I want the world to know what a special culture we have here. I also want to encourage literacy and self-reflecti...

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Potty shard lends evidence to stories of Biblical King David

Funny story: Potty shard lends evidence to stories of Biblical King David

Jerusalem - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls Mess): A 3,000 year-old scrap of potty engraved with King David's name may be the vital piece of empirical proof that the Old Testament monarch really did exist. And just like the fabled Rosetta Stone the an...

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King David's list of top 11 well-intended gifts that, frankly, suck

Funny story: King David's list of top 11 well-intended gifts that, frankly, suck

It was reported today that satirist and Spoofwriter, King David has compiled his 2007 Christmas list of top 11 gifts that frankly suck and topping the list this year is the Fissure Price Farmer Says talking toy.

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The King's Christmas shopping list for the insipidly wicked and earthy adult; includes green sex kit, trip on Spread Eagle Airlines and Fergus McCarthy confessional priest pocket pussy

Funny story: The King's Christmas shopping list for the insipidly wicked and earthy adult; includes green sex kit, trip on Spread Eagle Airlines and Fergus McCarthy confessional priest pocket pussy

It was reported today that another profane shopping list produced in the bowels of some sordidly mundane and baroque satire writer with a swanky sense of humor has surfaced and landed on the shores of Spoof.

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The King's Christmas shopping list of insipid toys for youngsters you wish had never been born; includes The Freak-Show that is my country action figures including Linsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and George Bush

Funny story: The King's Christmas shopping list of insipid toys for youngsters you wish had never been born; includes The Freak-Show that is my country action figures including Linsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and George Bush

Just in time for the shopping season, Spoofwriter, King David has just come out with his list of insipid toys for youngsters that you wish had never been born.

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Stripper Jenny Bigtits is Really a Man!

Private investigators hired by Mark Lowton, editor of on-line humor magazine TheSpoof.com, have determined that popular stripper and comedy writer Jenny Bigtits is really a man. "Yes, it's really a guy," said Lowton. "I've seen the pictures and...

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Satirist beginning to question reality

Funny story: Satirist beginning to question reality

Satirist King David, who was told as a child that if he crossed his eyes too many times they would become stuck, has been telling lies now for so long that he is beginning to question his own reality.

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Satire Writer Arrested for Perverse Acts with Dogs

Funny story: Satire Writer Arrested for Perverse Acts with Dogs

A satire writer and school teacher from Durham, North Carolina has been arrested for carrying on lewd sexual acts with animals. The man, referring to himself as "The King" was running through a park Easter weekend, picking up peoples' dogs as they w...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

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