King Arthur, not of the round table but of Pendragon, a former soldier and now self-named king of the loonies called Druids (who frequent Stonehenge at full moon or eclipses), has demanded that his ancient bones be returned immediately.
Nick Griffin today announced the much awaited BNP election manifesto, and he wheeled out the big guns of his core support in retaliation for not being invited to the party leaders piss up in Bristol.
Mr Griffin put the emphasis on the economy, say...
King Arthur of the Britons returned in a blaze of glory to lead the country out of the impending recession.
Having spent hundreds of years standing by he felt the time was right for his return.
"My first act will be to restore Camelot as the ce...
The shocking rise of Knife Crime in Britain is having a direct effect on the retail sector, it has been claimed, with world-famous Harrods of London being the first retailer to introduce Suits of Armour in its Autum...
The unearthing of some documents dating back to last year have conclusively revealed that King Arthur's table used for knight meetings, admittedly not necessarily at night, was in fact square and not round as previously thought.
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