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Funny story: Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

Scientists are setting world clocks according to nip slips and celebrity skin

The long standing method of using the Atomic clocks to set the world time pieces has been replaced by Kardashian sitings and other wardrobe malfunctions. Scientists at T.I.M.E, The Institue for Meaningless Entertainment, have concluded that the ti...
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Funny story: Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...
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Funny story: Kanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest

Kanye sues to block remake of Hitchcock's North By Northwest

Hollywood, LA - Plans for a remake of the 1959 classic spy thriller are being challenged in the LA courts on plagiarism grounds. 37 year-old rapper Kanye West and his wife Kim have instructed lawyers to block the iconic Hitchcock movie remake in c...
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Funny story: Kanye Heads South With North West

Kanye Heads South With North West

Popular Hip-Hop superstar Kanye West has just gone South to Mexico with his daughter North. His famous partner Kim Kardashian went as well because there's always an opportunity for a photo shoot and she loves a good pose does our Kim. Speaking...
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Funny story: Kanye Komplains

Kanye Komplains

After Kanye West was overheard complaining that the toilet paper on the Eurostar train was "too scratchy" for his arse, we tracked him down to find out how much of a bell end he really is. He was carried in on the backs of sixteen golden retrievers while church music was played at an ear splitting volume. A large silver hand descended from the sky (we had been ordered to remove our roof for the...
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Funny story: Leonardo da Vinci 'Giant E' figure appears on Kardashian-West nuptials pic

Leonardo da Vinci 'Giant E' figure appears on Kardashian-West nuptials pic

Forte Belvedere, Italy - A large letter 'E' - plucked straight from Leonardo da Vinci's Annunciation painting - has popped up unexpectedly on Kim Kardashian's wedding pics posted on the internet today. Etched in the brickwork of the 39in × 85in oi...
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Funny story: Divorce Lawyers Line Up Outside Kim and Kanye's Wedding

Divorce Lawyers Line Up Outside Kim and Kanye's Wedding

It's the stuff fairytales are made of; Kim Kardashian is to finally wed her incredibly wealthy, highly successful soul mate, Kanye West. This is the most highly anticipated wedding of the year, possibly of all time, and has divorce lawyers across the...
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Funny story: Kanye getting that 'Deja Vu' feeling as Rory McIlroy calls off Wozniacki Wedding?

Kanye getting that 'Deja Vu' feeling as Rory McIlroy calls off Wozniacki Wedding?

Paris, France - The Ritz Hotel in-house shoe valet service has reported finding ice cubes inside Kanye West's $2,000 crocodile skin loafers in what looks suspiciously like a classic repeat of Rory McIlroy cold feet-itis. The celebrity pro golfer...
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Funny story: Kayne and Kim's baby has "reverse zoolander syndrome."

Kayne and Kim's baby has "reverse zoolander syndrome."

In a bizarre revelation, it was um, revealed today that the baby of Rap Baron Kayne West and former porn star Kim Kardashian has been diagnosed with "Reverse Zoolander Syndrome." A distort Kim carried her baby who is named "North West" accompanied...
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Funny story: Mixed-Species Kardashian Birth Feted; Kim Plus Donkey Equals Kimkey

Mixed-Species Kardashian Birth Feted; Kim Plus Donkey Equals Kimkey

DEEP, DEEP INSIDE THE KARDASHIAN COMPOUND, HOLLYWOOD -- It's being called a wonder of nature as a mixed-species newborn known as a kimkey is being cared for at the Kardashian family compound. The marvel is the result of a one-nighter (well, an all...
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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Bashes Angelina Jolie

Khloe Kardashian Bashes Angelina Jolie

HOLLYWOOD - Khloe Kardashian has been through quite a bit the past year and a half what with getting canned from Simon Cowell's X-Factor and then having to put up with the sexcapades of her skirt-chasing husband Lamar Odom; whom she has since divorce...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding

Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding

HOLLYWOOD - Two actresses who love the spotlight have entered into a feud that has their family and friends concerned. Angelina Jolie, 38, started the fray when she told a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Kim Kardashian, 33, really needs to...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian has personality enlargement operation

Kim Kardashian has personality enlargement operation

TV reality star Kim Kardashian has left hospital following plastic surgery giving her a personality enlargement. The "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" star has had breast and ass enlargements in the past, however the star wanted to improve her person...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Sued By Preacher

Kim Kardashian Sued By Preacher

Brother Joseph McKinney has launched a lawsuit against the star Kim Kardashian after she took a sign that he was carrying on the street, and beat him up with it. The old guy received a concussion and an ambulance had to rush him to the nearest hos...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Although she is denying it, those slightly injured on a city bus are blaming Kim Kardashian taking up a guy's dare to 'twerk that baby' of destabilizing the bus and causing it to run into a post near some pedestrians. Kardashian denies all this.
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

Miley Cyrus Confesses Who Her Twerking Fantasy Is

DETROIT - Miley performed at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit and afterwards she met with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole at a local Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant. Miss San Guacamole asked Miley about the rumor that she had...
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Funny story: Slimmer Kirstie Alley Spotted at Paint Store

Slimmer Kirstie Alley Spotted at Paint Store

We tried to get close to her but there were so many cameramen present that we finally pushed ours forward to get some shots. Finally I yelled, "You look great! You look sexy!" She was all smiles and maybe that's why she gave me a few words on h...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian wins "Best Kim Kardashian" at the Kim Kardashian Awards

Kim Kardashian wins "Best Kim Kardashian" at the Kim Kardashian Awards

Hosted last night by her mother Kris Jenner in Los Angeles Kim Kardashian won the "Best Kim Kardashian award" for the third year running of the prestigious awards ceremony which has been running for three years. "It was so scary I was dreading get...
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