In need of a new spokesman so fiery he can burn people with his tongue alone and can intimidate a whole nation, the NRA has chosen North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to replace the nerdy Wayne LaPierre as their propaganda head. The NRA has long looked f...
Hollywood -- North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has signed up for a starring role on next season's Celebrity Apprentice series.
Slated to lead a team of contestants that will include Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong-Un says his nation's devel...
North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, was in a state of shock as his prepared nuclear missile launching rather backfired. The missile launch was a propaganda show hoping to scare the pants off South Korea, the US, the rest of "normal humanity" and to sho...
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Korean dictator Kim Jong Un are the top two contenders for the Lunatic of the Year Award presented by the Nobal Friends of Bedlam. The NFB was created by several eccentric members of the Nobal Peace Prize Com...
Unnamed sources within the CIA claim that operatives in Pyongyang have been in secret planning meetings with Kim Jong Il's other sons, Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois to foment a citizens revolt in this most isolated of nations. Kim Jong Un resp...
All hail to glorious leader Kim Jong-Un! May his heroic leadership crush our enemies with nuclear fist!
For tourist, Britain is small island country on west of Europe, known for hats, royal families and slavery. Weather is always cloudy. National dish is horse but confusingly is labelled beef. National sport is to arrest celebrities.
Historically, Britain is enemy of glorious all-powerful N...
BILLINGSGATE POST - If anyone wonders why Dennis Rodman was granted access to North Korean President Kim Jung-Un, we now know the answer.
After making headlines yesterday with his warning that his nuclear missiles are bore-sighted on Los Angeles...
According to reliable sources in the Chinese Ministry of Health, North Korean leader Kim Jung Un has been hospitalized in China due to his over-inflated testicles.
Sources close to Kim say that a typographical and translational error occurred befo...
NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, who has proclaimed himself the unofficial ambassador to North Korea, says he plans on going back to visit his new BFF Kim Jong Un.
According to Sherwood Frisbee with Sporting Chance Magazine Rodman gave the North Kor...
McINTYRE, Georgia - There is surprise in the Alana Thompson household as little Honey Boo Boo child as she refers to herself has been invited to visit North Korea by Kim Jong Un.
At first Honey Boo Boo's mama, June "Mama" Shannon thought that the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former NBA rebounding champion and ex-member of the The Chicago Bulls, Dennis Rodman paid a visit to the White House.
He met for about ten minutes with President Obama before the president had to leave for an important meeting w...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has just about had enough barking from that little Shih Tzu pup AKA Kim Jong Un.
The president has said that if Kimette keeps on talking like a crazed escapee from the Pyongyang Loony Bin then...
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA--Kim Jong-Un, supreme leader of North Korea, announced today that his government would launch pre-emptive nuclear war upon the United States, but added that the country will be spared until the conclusion of March Madness.
TRENTON, New Jersey - Dennis Rodman traveled to Trenton to visit his high school home economics teacher Mrs. Ekatina St. Cheddar.
Rodman, who made world wide news by visiting North Korea and hanging out with that country's leader Kim Jong Un, said...
NEW YORK CITY - When Dennis Rodman landed in the North Korean capital of Pyongyang, crowds numbering in the thousands chanted in unison, DEN-NIS! DEN-NIS! DEN-NIS!
Rodman turned to his North Korean interpreter and asked if they meant Dennis Quaid...
Florida - "Those babes sure made me feel welcome," Rodman commented after his controversial North Korea trip, "even little redhead Ding-a-Ling who Tiger reckons goes like a rocket despite a Miss Pyongyang Sink Hole 2013 moniker, heheh...but then th...
When an idiot becomes the ambassador of goodwill for a sport or a country, can war be far behind?
Submitted for your disapproval: Dennis Rodman, former NBA stalwart of the iconoclastic and tattoo as body billboard movement, now a goodwill ambassad...
Political tension and intrigue was at an all time high today when North Korea tested its new ICBM Nuclear Bomb off the coast of Pyongyang. Young leader and winner of FHM man of the year award, Kim Jog-ing stuck two fingers up to the Chinese and explo...