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Funny story:  US reality TV star denies sex tape with Jimmy Savile

US reality TV star denies sex tape with Jimmy Savile

A US reality TV star - who we are unable to name for legal reasons - today furiously denied she is the dark haired star in a new sex tape released on the internet. The big butted star with hundreds of sisters who shot to fame in the mid noughties...
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Funny story:  North Korea Admits Giant Firework Was A Dud

North Korea Admits Giant Firework Was A Dud

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA--In a rare and unprecedented move, North Korean officials have been forced to admit that their 90-ton firework was a complete and utter dud. The entertainment device, which North Korea has assured the world was the largest a...
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Funny story:  Old Blood And Guts Obama Vows To Remake USA Into North Korea

Old Blood And Guts Obama Vows To Remake USA Into North Korea

BILLINGSGATE POST - From the ramparts of Observation Point Ouellette, the closest point to the Demilitarized Zone that separates South Korea from North Korea, Barack Hussein Obama peered through his binoculars at the windswept no-man's land that was...
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Funny story:  Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Gavin McCloud, famed Harvard researcher and author of the internationally acclaimed study Leaders Tie Their Shoes, has out done himself once again by proving that the difference between the world's worst dictators and those who are not dictators is...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Plays with Dead Father So All Know He's Real

Kim Jong Un Plays with Dead Father So All Know He's Real

AP - Rumors recently surfaced that the new North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un, has secretly removed his father's body and has been playing with him nightly and signing lullabies. Jong Un's palace forces have kept the secret since Kim Jon Il's death;...
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Funny story:  Romney Compares Obama to Kim Jong-il: "wacky, elusive and probably dead"

Romney Compares Obama to Kim Jong-il: "wacky, elusive and probably dead"

Mitt "Madman" Romney flung the gauntlet at President Obama yesterday, comparing him to dead North Korean cartoon character Kim Jong-il II. "I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama, then supermodel Obama, traipsing thro...
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Funny story:  Kim Jung Il Put To Rest In Shaquille O'Neal's Size 24 "Shaq Attaq"  Shoe Box

Kim Jung Il Put To Rest In Shaquille O'Neal's Size 24 "Shaq Attaq" Shoe Box

PYONGYANG - With wailing countrymen pulling out their hair and sobbing uncontrollably, deceased North Korea President Kim Jung Il was lowered into his grave enclosed in a size 24 Reebok Instapump "Shaq Attaq" shoe box endorsed by NBA hall-of-famer, S...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Appears on "The View" and Still Insists That She Will Not Be Returning Any of Her Wedding Gifts Including The Thoroughbred Racehorse

Kim Kardashian Appears on "The View" and Still Insists That She Will Not Be Returning Any of Her Wedding Gifts Including The Thoroughbred Racehorse

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian recently made a guest appearance on The View and was drilled pretty good by Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg regarding her wedding gifts. Behar began the conversation by asking, "So tell me Kimmy, married anyone latel...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Il Left $1 Million North Korean Wons To Jon Gosselin

Kim Jong Il Left $1 Million North Korean Wons To Jon Gosselin

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Press News Agency is reporting that the late Kim Jong Il left a net worth of $4 billion. The bulk of his estate will go to his four children Kim Ah So, Kim Foo Foo, Kim Oh Saki, and Kim Yo Yo Yo. A re...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Il is seen alive in Hackney

Kim Jong Il is seen alive in Hackney

A video uploaded last night on popular video sharing website Youtube shows a clip purporting to be recently deceased North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il serving a customer at a restaurant called Kim's Korean Nights, in Hackney London. The Youtube uplo...
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Funny story:  North Korea Deploys First Remote-Controlled Drone Glorious Leader

North Korea Deploys First Remote-Controlled Drone Glorious Leader

General Sam Dong-ten, head of the North Korea's massive military, attempted to squash rumors today that the death of Kim Jong-il and the deployment of the nations first remotely controlled drone 'Glorious Leader' was nothing more than a total coincid...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Il  Replaces Bobby Jones On Golf's Immortal Throne

Kim Jong Il Replaces Bobby Jones On Golf's Immortal Throne

PYONGYANG - Bobby Jones, move over. In the after-world of departed golfers who quit the game while they were ahead, Jones stood alone since 1930. The golf legend who retired an amateur at age 28 after winning four of the sports's major championshi...
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Funny story:  Kim-Jong "I told you I was Il" dies; Young Un takes over

Kim-Jong "I told you I was Il" dies; Young Un takes over

After 17 years in power of the world's most isolated country (no not Britain), North Korea's leader Kim-Jong Il has died at the age of 69. It is thought that poorly-fitted spectacles led to his death. His Prime Minister released a statement which sim...
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Funny story:  Mao Tse Tung to take over North Korea as Kim Jung-Il dies (at last) !

Mao Tse Tung to take over North Korea as Kim Jung-Il dies (at last) !

North Koreans are mourning because their beloved leader, Kim Jung-Il (very), has died, (the official version). North Koreans are dancing for joy because their hated leader has just died, thank God (unofficial version). A successor to the thron...
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Funny story:  The passing of dictator Kim Jong-Il thought to reduce North Korean film piracy by 60%

The passing of dictator Kim Jong-Il thought to reduce North Korean film piracy by 60%

PYONGYANG - North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il has died and with him, many believe, will drop the intense demand for pirated American movies in that country. Jong-Il made it no secret that he loved most anything that came out of Hollywood and accor...
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Funny story:  Greatest ever golfer dies - Kim Jong-il

Greatest ever golfer dies - Kim Jong-il

The world of golf was today morning a lost champion in the North Korean leader Kim Jing-il. Aficionados of the sport will remember Jong-il for his legendary one and only game where he hit a 68 below par score that contained no less than 11 holes in o...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong-il 'died during sex act on train' - reports

Kim Jong-il 'died during sex act on train' - reports

Pyongyang - French sauces (sick) described it today as a classic case of le petit mort 'but with knobs on' as the North Korean leader's diminutive body was found RIP aboard a bullet train to No-Where, North Korea. Widespread media reporting has no...
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Funny story:  Clegg for North Korea

Clegg for North Korea

The Death of Kim Jong Ill has come at a perfect time for David Cameron. It has given him the opportunity of thanking Nick Clegg by proposing him as the new leader of North Korea. In a statement from Downing Street Cameron announced that 'Our Supre...
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