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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Kim Jong Un still has ten more brothers or half brothers scattered around the world in exile or hiding. Here is a list of their names and last known whereabouts: Kim Jong Jam - Last seen Pitkipsy, New York in an olive factory. Said to have 5 natio...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un, is a very disturbed character as the world knows, and now he has taken on an even more sinister role;Ernst Stavro Blofeld! Jaggedone's super North Korean CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) spy, WAN-KIN-DIK (He's...
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Funny story: Theresa May to fly to North Korea to hold Kim Jong Un's hand

Theresa May to fly to North Korea to hold Kim Jong Un's hand

Following her trip to newly installed American dictator Donald Trump, Theresa May's next voyage abroad will be to Pyongyang to schmooze with chubby psycho Kim Jong-Un. It is hoped that similarly weak British diplomacy will pay off with the greasy-pal...
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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

Peoria, Illinois, USA The Caterpillar Co., the world's largest manufacturer of heavy machinery, reports that they have discovered that Kim Jong-Un, the North Korean dictator, has gained so much weight that he can no longer use his legs to move his he...
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Funny story: To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un

To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un

South Korea have admitted (what we all knew) that they have a special team trained and ready to go: To kill North Korean midget of evil Kim Jong Un. Despite the fact that he looks like the kid who would smugly answer all the questions in a Geograp...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Wrong Un

Kim Jong Wrong Un

Kim Jong-Un (Or Kim Wron-Un as Back and to the Left's editor calls him) has been placed on the "sanctioned persons list" by the good old US of A. We look at what this means about the tiny, inbred moron and if the future spells "WAR" between the US an...
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Funny story: Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

As if this election year had not been wild enough, rumors have started flying that Donald Trump could pick Bill Clinton to be his running mate in November. The rumors started not long after Trump all but clinched the Republican nomination. Of...
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Funny story: Upon Hearing New UN Sanctions, North Korea's Kim Jong Un Talks of Retaliation

Upon Hearing New UN Sanctions, North Korea's Kim Jong Un Talks of Retaliation

Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un issued some new threats to the Western World, in retaliation for the latest round of sanctions on North Korea by the UN. Kim Jong-Un will: *No longer allow his all-girl band to travel outside the country. *No longer let tourists photograph the giant Kim Song-Il statue. *Flood the Internet with penile enlargement spam. *...
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Funny story: Hillary Gains Endorsement From Wile E Coyote: Both Seen Wearing Matching Pink ACME Pantsuits

Hillary Gains Endorsement From Wile E Coyote: Both Seen Wearing Matching Pink ACME Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: "As part of ACME Corporation, the greatest military-industrial complex the world has ever known, I, Wile E Coyote, hereby announce my enthusiastic endorsement for Hillary Rodham Clinton." "Although she was thoroughly schlonged...
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Funny story: North Korea to Accept Ten Million Syrian Refugees

North Korea to Accept Ten Million Syrian Refugees

"Well, fuck!" said North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, "It's not like anyone else wants to come here. Yes, the double meaning --I said 'come'-- is intentional: After a typical eighty-hour work week, while subsisting on 1200 calories a day, the averag...
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Funny story: North Korea denies testing H Bomb and claim it was only Tom Jones singing "Sex Bomb!"

North Korea denies testing H Bomb and claim it was only Tom Jones singing "Sex Bomb!"

North Korean, slightly eccentric president (understatement), Kim Jong-un, is again being accused of testing H Bombs in his incarcerated country, but it seems the world doesn't need to fear the Nutter because they got their "bombs" mixed up! During...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones

Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones

In the most threatening rhetoric from Pyongyang yet the North Korean leader made it clear that if the South doesn't stop broadcasting Justin Bieber music through loudspeakers across the Korean DMZ that "A death worse than nucrear war wirr forrow".
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Funny story: Kim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears

Kim Jong-un buys Prince Charles' ears

Kim Jong-un, aka Kim Fook Yall, Supreme Leader of the of the Extremely Happy Dream Paradise Thin People's Republic of Korea, Chairman of the Rapidly Disappearing Central Military Commission, World Champion Kids Slide Rider and Undisputed World Heavy...
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Funny story: The United States threatens to 'drop a nuclear bomb' on Pyangyang after claiming it was behind The Interview

The United States threatens to 'drop a nuclear bomb' on Pyangyang after claiming it was behind The Interview

The White House has issued a threat to attack Pyongyang after claiming to have proof that the government was behind the controversial Korean movie Inteobyu (English: The Interview.) The yet-to-be-released film, starring Lee Rae-song and Hong Yong-...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying

Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un executed a newborn infant for crying when the Supreme Leader visited a hospital, Un's Supreme Press Secretary, Yu Stin Ki Pu, this reporter has learned. At a press conference this morning, M...
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Funny story: Putin and Kim Jong Un Squabble Over Fantasy Baseball Leagues

Putin and Kim Jong Un Squabble Over Fantasy Baseball Leagues

Washington, DC Washington officials today announced that they have discovered that Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un have each threatened to nuke the other country if they did not release ballplayers critical to the other's fantasy baseball team. The fi...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Cancels Bill Cosby's North Korean Visit

Kim Jong Un Cancels Bill Cosby's North Korean Visit

Pyongyang, North Korea Portly North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, between one of his eight meals per day, informed the media that comedian Bill Cosby will not be allowed to bring his comedy act to the beleaguered country of North Korea. Bill Cosby...
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Funny story: Obama Calls Kim Jung-un a 'Bug-Eating, Dog-Munching, Ping-Pang Gook'

Obama Calls Kim Jung-un a 'Bug-Eating, Dog-Munching, Ping-Pang Gook'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hours after North Korea's Supreme Leader, Kim Jung-un called President Obama a "monkey", Mr. Obama responded, saying that Kim Jung-un was "a bug-eating, dog-munching, ping-pang gook". North Korea on Saturday blamed the U.S. for...
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