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Funny story: Kim Jong Un seeking proctologist to remove missile

Kim Jong Un seeking proctologist to remove missile

NK - After last weeks failed missile launch hit Kim Jong Un in the buttocks, he has been issuing coded messages. The NSA has finally decoded the messages. Dr. D. Phase of the NSA pubic relations department held a press conference today to relea...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un buns now very big

Kim Jong Un buns now very big

Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea - It was another bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing another horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes, sp...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un invites Noel Coward to inspect his rockets with an army of Mad Dogs and Englishmen!

Kim Jong-Un invites Noel Coward to inspect his rockets with an army of Mad Dogs and Englishmen!

Feebly attempting to shock the world into believing he inherited Saddam's infamous "Weapons of mass destruction" North Korea Nutter, Kim-Jong Un, invited star English eccentric genius, Noel Coward, along with his army of 'Mad Dogs and Englishmen' to...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea It was a bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing a horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes. Kim Jong...
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Funny story: If you cannot get the real Kim get his brother Kim!

If you cannot get the real Kim get his brother Kim!

The world is in deep mourning after a young Indonesian lady was paid a couple of measly $ Bucks to top a Kim; however having removed Kim Mark II is small consolation because the world needs Mark 1 removed not Mark II. However, there is an ancient...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Builds New Nuclear Reactor Out of Lego Pieces

Kim Jong Un Builds New Nuclear Reactor Out of Lego Pieces

The flamboyant, charismatic Best Korea dictator, Kim Jong Un, who is a legend in his own mind as well at the world's greatest speaker, has shockingly announced it was the US along with many third world countries who helped him achieve building a worl...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Kim Jong Un Has Ten More Brothers in Hiding

Kim Jong Un still has ten more brothers or half brothers scattered around the world in exile or hiding. Here is a list of their names and last known whereabouts: Kim Jong Jam - Last seen Pitkipsy, New York in an olive factory. Said to have 5 natio...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

Kim Jong-Un believes he is reincarnated Bond enemy, Blofeld!

North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un, is a very disturbed character as the world knows, and now he has taken on an even more sinister role;Ernst Stavro Blofeld! Jaggedone's super North Korean CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) spy, WAN-KIN-DIK (He's...
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Funny story: Theresa May to fly to North Korea to hold Kim Jong Un's hand

Theresa May to fly to North Korea to hold Kim Jong Un's hand

Following her trip to newly installed American dictator Donald Trump, Theresa May's next voyage abroad will be to Pyongyang to schmooze with chubby psycho Kim Jong-Un. It is hoped that similarly weak British diplomacy will pay off with the greasy-pal...
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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Has Become So Huge His Aids Have to Use Heavy Equipment to Move Him

Peoria, Illinois, USA The Caterpillar Co., the world's largest manufacturer of heavy machinery, reports that they have discovered that Kim Jong-Un, the North Korean dictator, has gained so much weight that he can no longer use his legs to move his he...
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Funny story: To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un

To Kill, or not to Kill: Kim Jong Un

South Korea have admitted (what we all knew) that they have a special team trained and ready to go: To kill North Korean midget of evil Kim Jong Un. Despite the fact that he looks like the kid who would smugly answer all the questions in a Geograp...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Wrong Un

Kim Jong Wrong Un

Kim Jong-Un (Or Kim Wron-Un as Back and to the Left's editor calls him) has been placed on the "sanctioned persons list" by the good old US of A. We look at what this means about the tiny, inbred moron and if the future spells "WAR" between the US an...
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Funny story: Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

As if this election year had not been wild enough, rumors have started flying that Donald Trump could pick Bill Clinton to be his running mate in November. The rumors started not long after Trump all but clinched the Republican nomination. Of...
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Funny story: Upon Hearing New UN Sanctions, North Korea's Kim Jong Un Talks of Retaliation

Upon Hearing New UN Sanctions, North Korea's Kim Jong Un Talks of Retaliation

Pyongyang, North Korea Rotund North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un issued some new threats to the Western World, in retaliation for the latest round of sanctions on North Korea by the UN. Kim Jong-Un will: *No longer allow his all-girl band to travel outside the country. *No longer let tourists photograph the giant Kim Song-Il statue. *Flood the Internet with penile enlargement spam. *...
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Funny story: Hillary Gains Endorsement From Wile E Coyote: Both Seen Wearing Matching Pink ACME Pantsuits

Hillary Gains Endorsement From Wile E Coyote: Both Seen Wearing Matching Pink ACME Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: "As part of ACME Corporation, the greatest military-industrial complex the world has ever known, I, Wile E Coyote, hereby announce my enthusiastic endorsement for Hillary Rodham Clinton." "Although she was thoroughly schlonged...
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Funny story: North Korea to Accept Ten Million Syrian Refugees

North Korea to Accept Ten Million Syrian Refugees

"Well, fuck!" said North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, "It's not like anyone else wants to come here. Yes, the double meaning --I said 'come'-- is intentional: After a typical eighty-hour work week, while subsisting on 1200 calories a day, the averag...
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Funny story: North Korea denies testing H Bomb and claim it was only Tom Jones singing "Sex Bomb!"

North Korea denies testing H Bomb and claim it was only Tom Jones singing "Sex Bomb!"

North Korean, slightly eccentric president (understatement), Kim Jong-un, is again being accused of testing H Bombs in his incarcerated country, but it seems the world doesn't need to fear the Nutter because they got their "bombs" mixed up! During...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones

Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones

In the most threatening rhetoric from Pyongyang yet the North Korean leader made it clear that if the South doesn't stop broadcasting Justin Bieber music through loudspeakers across the Korean DMZ that "A death worse than nucrear war wirr forrow".
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