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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying

Kim Jong Un Executes Newborn Infant For Crying

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un executed a newborn infant for crying when the Supreme Leader visited a hospital, Un's Supreme Press Secretary, Yu Stin Ki Pu, this reporter has learned. At a press conference this morning, M...
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Funny story: Putin and Kim Jong Un Squabble Over Fantasy Baseball Leagues

Putin and Kim Jong Un Squabble Over Fantasy Baseball Leagues

Washington, DC Washington officials today announced that they have discovered that Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un have each threatened to nuke the other country if they did not release ballplayers critical to the other's fantasy baseball team. The fi...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Cancels Bill Cosby's North Korean Visit

Kim Jong Un Cancels Bill Cosby's North Korean Visit

Pyongyang, North Korea Portly North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, between one of his eight meals per day, informed the media that comedian Bill Cosby will not be allowed to bring his comedy act to the beleaguered country of North Korea. Bill Cosby...
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Funny story: Obama Calls Kim Jung-un a 'Bug-Eating, Dog-Munching, Ping-Pang Gook'

Obama Calls Kim Jung-un a 'Bug-Eating, Dog-Munching, Ping-Pang Gook'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hours after North Korea's Supreme Leader, Kim Jung-un called President Obama a "monkey", Mr. Obama responded, saying that Kim Jung-un was "a bug-eating, dog-munching, ping-pang gook". North Korea on Saturday blamed the U.S. for...
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Funny story: Americas Response To Kim Jong Un- "Thank You For Saving Us From Watching Yet Another Stupid Stoner Movie."

Americas Response To Kim Jong Un- "Thank You For Saving Us From Watching Yet Another Stupid Stoner Movie."

Americans were especially thankful to North Korea and Kim Jong Un this Holiday season for saving them from watching yet another stupid pot-head movie. "It saved me ten bucks in ticket prices and another eight in popcorn and soda." stated John Gawk...
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Funny story: Retaliation for The Interview Obama's Urban Renewal Plan

Retaliation for The Interview Obama's Urban Renewal Plan

President Obama has announced that his administration has coordinated with Sony to release their controversial comedy "The Interview" in selected theatres located in neighborhoods with high crime rates targeted for urban renewal across the nation inc...
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Funny story: "The Interview" To Start Filming Sequel With Bill Cosby

"The Interview" To Start Filming Sequel With Bill Cosby

Hollywood, CA Sony announced today that even though their movie The Interview caused international incidents, possible financial ruin, terrorist threats, hack attacks, and chastisement by President Obama, they would be filming a sequel in the next f...
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Funny story: GOP Issues Fatwa Against Pope Francis

GOP Issues Fatwa Against Pope Francis

WASHINGTON, DC--The Republican Party has declared a Fatwa, or legal decree, against Pope Francis for his anti-capitalist statements over the last year and a half. The Fatwa came only days after the most recent attack on the controversial Pope, when S...
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Funny story: Kim Jong un To Star In Snuff Movie

Kim Jong un To Star In Snuff Movie

In a sensational genre swap, North Korean heartthrob, Kim Jong un is to appear as a snuff movie star. In the movie he is captured by twenty nymphomaniacs and tricked into making a soft core pornography movie. They plan to film his erotic death as he...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Protects North Korea from Internet

Kim Jong Un Protects North Korea from Internet

, colorful and rotund hereditary Communist dictator of North Korea, is actually a computer genius who personally masterminded the hack on Sony. He also personally designed the North Korean missiles, as well as possessing the nuclear physics knowledge...
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Funny story: Sony Counter Hacks North Korea- Successfully Shuts Down All 23 Computers There

Sony Counter Hacks North Korea- Successfully Shuts Down All 23 Computers There

On December 21st the entire Internet in North Korea was shut down by a major cyber attack. (Note- a major cyber attack in the Communist state would be the equivalent of accidentally pulling out your plug on an old Commodore computer in any other coun...
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Funny story: North Korea Now Bankrupt From The Costs Of Hacking Sony Pictures

North Korea Now Bankrupt From The Costs Of Hacking Sony Pictures

North Korea has gone bankrupt from its massive hacking assault on Sony Pictures. The intrusion into the depths of Sony's Corporation was ignited by their new film 'The Interview' which features two bumbling tabloid newsmen who are given the mission o...
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Funny story: Scamatology is Sending Emissaries to North Korea to Study Cyber Terrorism

Scamatology is Sending Emissaries to North Korea to Study Cyber Terrorism

Pyongyang, North Korea It was announced that North Korea would host their fellow terrorists, the Church of Scamatology. North Korea terrorist group the GOP (not the Grand Old Party) has recently caused Sony to cancel showing "The Interview," a movie...
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Funny story: Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker

Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker

The cyber-attack on the Sony's computer network on 25 November 2014 originated from North Korea. The intrepid hacker, hitherto unknown, put on line the script of the latest Bond movie SPECTRE currently still in production. The Bond leak has the p...
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Funny story: Kim Jong un Is The New Face Of Anusal Pile Ointment

Kim Jong un Is The New Face Of Anusal Pile Ointment

In a break from the usual pile ointment stereotypes such as John Gudman or Robbie Coaltraine, North Korean leader, Kim Jong un has been awarded the coveted Anusal haemorrhoid advertising contract. The handsome leader is initially contracted to st...
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Funny story: Is Kim Jong-un Elvis Clone?

Is Kim Jong-un Elvis Clone?

Worrying Elvis behaviour by North Korean Nutjob Kim Jong-un points to him being an escaped Elvis clone, according to leading conspiracy theorists. In 2002, clones were illegally made from a frozen Elvis wart by disgraced Dr. Abu Mengelazar. Six cl...
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Funny story: North Koreans and United Nations Both Post Human Rights Declarations

North Koreans and United Nations Both Post Human Rights Declarations

New York, NY/Pyongyang, N. KoreaIn a surprising development, both the UN and North Korea issued documents on human rights. Even though the UN Report reported numerous incidents of human rights abuses, after reading the glowing report of the North...
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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Brings Peace to the World

Dennis Rodman Brings Peace to the World

Pyongyang, North Korea-Dennis Rodman, BFF of Kim Jong Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, made Kim bend to his will and free two American prisoners from North Korean labor camps, it was announced yesterday. (Rodman also mentioned that it was he who t...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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