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Funny story: My life as a man #27

My life as a man #27

Sibling rivalry and bird shit If you are anything at all like me (thank God if you're not!), there are days when you just know something is going to fall out of the sky and it is going to land on you, personally, out of all the billions of people on the planet. Yesterday, I spent the entire day in a building devoted to keeping records that only people like me have any interest or reason to...
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Funny story: I Always Wanted to be a Serial Killer

I Always Wanted to be a Serial Killer

Okay, here's the thing, I always want to be a serial killer but never had the stomach for it. Don't ask me why. The only answer I can come up with is because of the way they are glamorized in the news and on television these days. That and, you know how we all fantasize about killing people that just plain piss us off? Well, I could never come up with ways that would be suitable to me. I mean, I r...
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Funny story: Barry would like to be your friend

Barry would like to be your friend

You have 1 new friend request from Barry. You have 1 new message from Barry, sent 1 Feb 18:35. hello mate its me barry. remember we was at school together. remember that one time we flushed your trousers down the toilet that was facking hilarious. then that other time you and biffer got into a fight and he beat the crap out of you. good times anyways im in town and i need somewhere to crash...
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Funny story: Sweetness to slaughter cows

Sweetness to slaughter cows

New York, NY - The U.N. has proclaimed that effective today, no animals will be slaughtered with barbaric and painful mechanical means, such as shooting in the head. Animals will be slaughtered sweetly. Ms. Beeker, our correspondent at the U.N. r...
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Funny story: New York Yankees Claim Credit For Gaddafi Hit

New York Yankees Claim Credit For Gaddafi Hit

New York City - "We may not have won the World Series or even the pennant this year, but we sure as hell took care of that Gaddafi douche bag." So said New York Yankees Manager Joe Girardi in describing how a man in a Yankees cap fired the fatal b...
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Funny story: Man Rushes Into Office Killing Many

Man Rushes Into Office Killing Many

Moe Darcher, age 27 and a Call Of Duty fanatic stormed into a small office building down the street from his upstate New York house. He had an Ak-47, two desert eagles, and two grenades. He killed everyone he saw, and the total number of bodies found...
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Funny story: Bird charity informer blows the lid on decades of bird slaughter

Bird charity informer blows the lid on decades of bird slaughter

An informer who broke ranks with a highly respected bird charity has been revealing the dark secrets of how the organisation covertly slaughtered millions of birds it was supposed to be protecting. According to Joey Calipso, the charity lost its w...
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Funny story: Womble Faces Murder Charge.

Womble Faces Murder Charge.

Orinoco, the sleep loving Womble from Wimbledon Common, has been arrested and detained on suspicion of murder, after failing a routine drink driving test. The pointy nosed litter picker was stopped just outside Epping forest for driving erraticall...
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Funny story: Murder Charge Against 'White Elite' Kenyan Heir Reduced To Manslaughter

Murder Charge Against 'White Elite' Kenyan Heir Reduced To Manslaughter

The Hon Tom Cholmondeley (pronounced Chumley) was found guilty of manslaughter by a Kenyan court judge, who had reduced the charges from an initial accusation of murder. Cholmondeley, an Old Rottingfestarian and heir to a 49,000 acre estate lived...
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Funny story: Nobody Killed In Boogertown Over The Last Week

Nobody Killed In Boogertown Over The Last Week

It was another good day in Boogertown this morning because all 2362 residents made it through the night unkilled. "It's always good when the people of Boogertown aren't killed," stated Boogertown mayor Ava Hills. "One day just last year someon...
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Funny story: Culling of ignorant to begin Saturday

Culling of ignorant to begin Saturday

In a move certain to raise eyebrows in the House of Lords, the Government have announced that from Saturday they will start to cull the stupidest 25% of the adult population. "The great unwashed, the workshy and people who are just plain ignorant...
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Funny story: Halloween - Michael Myers Breaks Silence At Last

Halloween - Michael Myers Breaks Silence At Last

Today, notorious Halloween serial killer and subject of a host of Hollywood slashfest movies, Michael Myers made his first ever public announcement. Incarcerated for the most part in the Illinois Department Of Corrections Special Unit For Psychopath...
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Funny story: Mass Annihilation of Wild Dingbat Pupils

Mass Annihilation of Wild Dingbat Pupils

Ninety percent of a graduating class at the exclusive St. Sodom the Dingbat boys school at Wallamaroo, Australia, have been wiped out in a retaliatory SWAT policing action while participating in a series of end of term 'burn and pillage' hi-jinx pran...
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Funny story: Munger P.I. - Part Three

Munger P.I. - Part Three

Chapter 9 Killing Me Softly...With Murder!...
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Funny story: George Bush is Ted Bundy's Evil Twin Brother

George Bush is Ted Bundy's Evil Twin Brother

Starke, Florida (IP) - DNA research conducted in the prison town, Starke, Florida (where Florida's electric chair sits idle) on serial killer Ted Bundy's body has revealed that he and George W. Bush are actually twins.
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Funny story: Serial Kitty Terrorizes New England Town

Serial Kitty Terrorizes New England Town

They call him "Mr Whiskers" .. the folks in Cumberland Maine. "It's usually the same MO" Police Chief William Radcliffe pointed out. First the devil kitty hides under or behind some object, say a box or chair, waits for his vi...
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Funny story: Plane Crashes Keep Killing Passengers

Plane Crashes Keep Killing Passengers

Caracas - The second airline crash in less than a week has confirmed investigators worst fears: Fastening your seat belt securely and putting your seat back and tray table back to their full upright position isn't going to help you whatsoever i...
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Funny story: Ward Weaver Competent

Ward Weaver Competent

Oregon City, Oregon -Ward Weaver the man accused of killing two young girls and hiding their bodies in his back yard has been found competent to stand trial. Weaver 41, whose trial has been suspended since April for psychiatric evaluation was ruled m...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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