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Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports

Funny story: Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports

Reflecting the increasingly sedentary habits of human beings, the International Olympic Committee is adding some controversial events to the Olympic games. 12 ounce curls and hot dog eating are just two of the new events the IOC is adding to the game...

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Killer Bees Invade Los Angeles

Funny story: Killer Bees Invade Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Los Angeles are that a group of African Killer Bees have invaded the city. A spokesperson for the city Hugo Tippertock stated that the AKB's came in from Arizona and they have started to fight with the European...

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Swarm of Africanized killer bees 'goes mental' chasing US drone near Ecuador airspace

Funny story: Swarm of Africanized killer bees 'goes mental' chasing US drone near Ecuador airspace

Pacific Ocean - The hunt for CIA intelligence whistleblower Edward Snowden intensified this morning amid reports that a massive dark cloud of Africanized killer bees has been picked up by Ecuador Air Force radar scanners tailing what looks like a US...

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Africanized 'killer' bees swarming on Roundhouse ahead of Amy Winehouse anniversary

Funny story: Africanized 'killer' bees swarming on Roundhouse ahead of Amy Winehouse anniversary

London - "Reckon it started with bizarre alien activity in the Beehive Nebula," a North London apiarist explained this morning, "sent some hives mental just after the Solstice." News of the swarm brought dozens of firemen to the famous Camden audi...

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Bees in Utah hijack truck!

Funny story: Bees in Utah hijack truck!

A swarm of bees, 20 million actually, have hijacked a truck they were being carried in and it was last seen being carried over a Utah forest at 5000 feet circled by a huge black cloud. An eyewitness, Yogi Grizzly-Honeysucker, couldn't believe his...

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Hopes fade for Tasty Droitwich Harvest Festival 2011

Funny story: Hopes fade for Tasty Droitwich Harvest Festival 2011

Worcestershire - Autumn gales have battered the ancient Spa town famous for its Dead Sea-comparable salinity and carnal - er..canal! - marina developments. This morning 75mp gusts decimated the local allotment society's show gardens sending severa...

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Mad swarm of killer bees invades Amy Winehouse beehive

Funny story: Mad swarm of killer bees invades Amy Winehouse beehive

London - North London apiarists said tonight a 15,000-strong colony of hybrid African-Camden Town killer bees is on the loose and heading for an aperture in Winehouse's chimneystack. The mutants were seen swarming earlier on a Jeffrey Street Smart...

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Swarming Summer Solstice bees swoop on Crown Estate

Funny story: Swarming Summer Solstice bees swoop on Crown Estate

London - A massive killer bee colony that terrorised much of New York during last week's Lunar Eclipse has suddenly materialised in London. Millions of the angry insects congregated near the Apple Store in Regent Street, the flagship shopping mall...

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Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Funny story: Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Fukushima - Is it a bird, is it a plane...or is it a luminescent mutant bee swarm mimicking a UFO? The strange aerial formation was spotted high above Fukushima's tsunami-ravaged nuclear power complex during Wednesday's eclipsed full moon penumbra...

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Killer bees swarming in 'grim reaper' formation outside Queen's bedroom

Funny story: Killer bees swarming in 'grim reaper' formation outside Queen's bedroom

London - A psychopomp of 'africanised' bees has been spotted swarming outside HM's bedroom window Palace sources reported today. Hellfire Club soothsayers fear the colony may be gathering in a traditional midwife-to-the-dying rite, sparked by unse...

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Killer Bee Conspiracy Causes Semi-trailer Pileup

Funny story: Killer Bee Conspiracy Causes Semi-trailer Pileup

Milk River, Alberta. As Don Schollander, visiting paleontologist from USC, drove towards the famed Alberta Dinosaur diggings a bee blew into the window of his pickup. Schollander, who is allergic to bee stings, swerved into the oncoming lane and br...

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Mexico Fears Refugee Stampede from USA; Vows to Shoot Naked Spears, Hilton, Lohan on Sight

Funny story: Mexico Fears Refugee Stampede from USA; Vows to Shoot Naked Spears, Hilton, Lohan on Sight

MEXICO CITY - The Mexican government said today it was rushing army and police units to its northern border to slow a stampede of desperate people and animals fleeing the United States.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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