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Funny story: Ukraine Hotels Are Offering Some Fantastic Deals

Ukraine Hotels Are Offering Some Fantastic Deals

KIEV, Ukraine - Ukraine's Department of Tourism has just informed the worldwide public that there has never been a better time to visit the Ukraine than right now. The DOT stated that 99.7 percent of all Ukraine hotels have slashed their prices by...
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Funny story: The hollow sound reverberating from Washington leads on toward "ripostes" and "new language fusillades" plus Senator McCain contest over Ukraine

The hollow sound reverberating from Washington leads on toward "ripostes" and "new language fusillades" plus Senator McCain contest over Ukraine

Empire and consistency don't always mix when Empire is particularly annoyed at being one-upped. This insight was delivered from somebody anonymous in an anonymous Washington office commenting on current developments in Ukraine. Very few murmurs...
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Funny story: Crippling Sanctions Enforced on U.K. Chavs by Russia - Pirate Movies Double in Price, Sratch Cards Sabotaged

Crippling Sanctions Enforced on U.K. Chavs by Russia - Pirate Movies Double in Price, Sratch Cards Sabotaged

Russian Supremo, Vladimir Putin is retaliating against the U.K.s Chav poplulation. Thought to be in response to William Hague's devastating "debating society" dialogue, he screamed, "I will punish every single Chav in the U.K. I will sabotage scra...
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Funny story: Hague sends the might of the Russian army back by clever rhetoric

Hague sends the might of the Russian army back by clever rhetoric

William Hague who was obviously not informed of a U.K stategy leak, said this afternoon, "Its quite simple, those wusskies are cowardly weally and a nice bit of public school debating whetoric sent them scuttling away with their tails between their l...
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Funny story: Viktor Yanukovych Says He is Still President of Ukraine, Just On Vacation

Viktor Yanukovych Says He is Still President of Ukraine, Just On Vacation

Nowhere near Kiev, Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych claims that he is still the President of the Ukraine, despite reports that he has been deposed and has fled to Russia. "I am merely using up some of the vacation days I have accrued. I found that I don...
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Funny story: Turkey Twizzler hating chef now tackles Kiev problems

Turkey Twizzler hating chef now tackles Kiev problems

Jamey Olivier, the Nemesis of bad school dinners and the infamous Turkey Twizzlers has been asked by the new Kiev government to smarten up its defining dish, Chicken Kiev. "I'm a little busy at the moment, shovelling money into the bank but I know...
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Funny story: US Grocery Stores To Boycott Chicken Kievs Until Further Notice

US Grocery Stores To Boycott Chicken Kievs Until Further Notice

US based grocery stores are taking a stand on the continued confusion emanating from Ukraine by clearing their shelves of Chicken Kievs until someone tells them "what the hell is going on". "We will not stock this product, despite its popularity...
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Funny story: Sweden 2 - 3 England "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!"

Sweden 2 - 3 England "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!"

A crazy night and a "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" game dragging the emotions of England from delight to despair and then finally to "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" with a winning goal! Throughout the match the Swedish fans had been mocking of the E...
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Funny story: Thousands of US Chickens Blockaded from Kiev

Thousands of US Chickens Blockaded from Kiev

Vengeful Russia under the iron thumb of Vlad " The Imp" Putin has been seeking every means for revenge against the US. Pay back comes for US support of Georgia against Russia's attempts to reestablish the Soviet empire and the US efforts to reignite...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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