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Keiffer Sutherland Talks for 24 hours

Funny story: Keiffer Sutherland Talks for 24 hours

The star of 24, the American never ending saga of claptrap, has talked non stop for 24 hours in order to publicise the series. Immediate improvements were seen in viewing figures for the programme. 'If a guy can talk that long he deserves support'...

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Keifer Sutherland to block Gulf Oil Leak in under 60 minutes, after 23 hour Pre-amble

Funny story: Keifer Sutherland to block Gulf Oil Leak in under 60 minutes, after 23 hour Pre-amble

Keifer Sutherland publicly stepped out of reality on Nationwide TV yesterday, claiming that he would wake up tomorrow as Jack Bauer, his '24' alter ego, and solve the crisis in under "60 minutes", give or take an commercial break. However, it can...

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Kiefer Sutherland Can't Buy a Mexican Rump Roast

Funny story: Kiefer Sutherland Can't Buy a Mexican Rump Roast

The already rich Movie Star, Kiefer Sutherland, fell for yet another git richer quick scheme today. The gullible Sutherland flipped a Stockton Beefer Bogie upwards of a million bucks to "Fetch some Beefalos in Mexico" and "Flip 'em for Big Bucks i...

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Kiefer Sutherland Regrets Head-Butt, Says He Had His Head UP His Butt!

Funny story: Kiefer Sutherland Regrets Head-Butt, Says He Had His Head UP His Butt!

Kiefer Sutherland says he regrets his recent head-butting incident. In an interview before reporters from several publications, Kiefer Sutherland says he regretted his famous head-butting incident a couple of week's ago. "I had my head up my ow...

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Kiefer Sutherland To Wrestle Mickey Rourke

Funny story: Kiefer Sutherland To Wrestle Mickey Rourke

LOS ANGELES - Kiefer Sutherland fresh from a head-butting, nose breaking incident with designer Jack McCollough has signed to wrestle the comeback kid himself, Mickey Rourke. Sutherland who says that he did not mean to head butt McCollough all tha...

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Nation on Red Alert as Sutherland is Jailed

Funny story: Nation on Red Alert as Sutherland is Jailed

The news that TV hard man Kiefer Sutherland has been jailed for drink-driving has shocked America and buoyed terrorist organisations the world over.

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24 star is a eunuch

Funny story: 24 star is a eunuch

"Jack Bauer" actor Kiefer Sutherland has spoken to German paper Das Bild about his trauma at discovering that he is a eunuch.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

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