PARMA, NY--Following a night of shouting, tears, and slamming doors, Deborah and Mark Leet took the time to tell their daughter April that they both loved her very much, and the reason they were getting divorced was because of her and nothing else.
Veteran rocker and mainstay of the NRA is to tour Kindergartens around the US in an effort to familiarize pre-schoolers with automatic weapons.
"Kids need to know about heavy weapons." He told 'Imus in the Morning' "It is every American's birthri...
NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows.
Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a direc...
72 year old Mary MCDonnell is dreading the Christmas holidays this year. For the first time in 19 years she finds no delight in decorating the tree, writing out Christmas cards and planning menus.
It is a McDonnell family tradition that Mary's so...
Studies have proven time and again that children are evil or at the very least manipulative little bastards only out for themselves and their own mysterious political agendas. However new research might have finally concluded that parents (of childre...
Members of the government have called for more children to be taken into care. This comes after a report that said some care homes in isolated rural areas are now in danger of being surplus to requirements.
"It seems that over the last 20 years t...
Something that hasn't escaped Back and to the Left news attention is that children, of all ages and sexes, are inherently stupid.
It seems new scientific studies are being conducted all the time with children as their main subjects. The findings...
Harry Potter author JK Rowling is to return to writing for children after her adult book 'The casual vacancy' was panned by critics.
"God knows what she was thinking about" said Ian Rankin "The adult book was so bad I'm surprised that it was even...
A fascinating study has concluded that 56% of mums don't know what their kids weigh. All of this after watching another government funded study waste even more money! Back and to the Left approached a Government scientist, offered him an Aero and got...
NEW YORK CITY - One would think that now that Angelina Jolie has finally succeeded in getting long time boyfriend Brad Pitt to propose to her that the Laura Mars star would be happy and content, but au contraire mon frere.
Reports are that Jolie h...
A new craze is sweeping across the UK with children in their thousands taking up geology in a hunt for fossils.
"Fossils have always interested kids," said Larry Green, a palaeontologist with Cambridge University's Geology department. "It's pleasi...
Mars - The Mars Rover has detected a radio message emanating from what appears to be the ancient remains of a building next to a dried up canal on Mars, according to Dr. Mipaysurtax and his team of scientists of the Earth ground crew, who have all b...
Due to the increase of popular movies that feature protagonists who 'shoot arrows at things' (Hawkeye from Marvel's 'The Avengers', Katniss from 'The Hunger Games'), children now, more than ever, want to be archers. However, there has been (as is wit...
The medical genius that recommends breast-feeding until a child reaches puberty, now suggests that kids should be allowed to poop in their pants until high school.
Gertrude Smith, M.D. says her firm's patented "Turd-O-Matic "training johns" play a...
The once sleepy village of Little Divot has yet again been rocked by even more shocking criminality.
After a recent attempted armed robbery at the local post office and a drug heist on Marrakech Avenue, the village will now have to come to terms w...
New York, NY-- A new report presented to the United Nations claims that childhood is now over after only 12 months. Children seem to be growing up much faster than before. No one knows why but Global Warming is suspected.
Children are still phy...
A small town (Population 1200) in Arkansas, which doesn't want to reveal it's name or location, has been forced to go nude for the past two weeks, reports a passer-through.
"It's really pitiful to see them try to go about their normal business unc...
Reports that an eight year old Indonesian boy has quit school, because it interferes with his ability to smoke 40 cigarettes a day, have caused global disgust and outrage, or at the very least upset a few Daily Mail readers.
The boy's mother funds...