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Funny story:  Strange and Unexplained Phenomena Reported by Metro Area Youth

Strange and Unexplained Phenomena Reported by Metro Area Youth

Are the dead rising from local cemeteries and terrorizing our local youth population? You could come to that conclusion after speaking with several local young people who have reported not only "ghostly" and unexplained phenomena, but a steady inc...
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Funny story:  Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

After our reporters went to interview a couple of guys whose DNA proved them to be innocent of a sex crime after spending 12 years in jail, they were told that Bernie Madoff, the guy who stole millions off trusting clients, wanted to see them. "Bernie looked a lot older but he had fire in his eyes." He greeted us and then went right into a rant that while he, Bernie Madoff, was spending hard...
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Funny story:  Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kid...
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Funny story:  Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Florida based dad Kenny Mook announced Wednesday he has vetoed a controversial telephone bill that would have allowed his daughter to continue texting, playing games and chit chatting with her friends when she be doing her homework. Mook, who spe...
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Funny story:  Mom Thinking about Putting Her Son on a Curfew

Mom Thinking about Putting Her Son on a Curfew

RENO, NEVADA - Gladys Billingsley, a 53 year old health care worker, is thinking about giving her son, Gerald, an ultimatum. "I told him, if he doesn't get home at a decent hour each night, say 11:00 p.m., then I am thinking about placing him on a curfew. He's been dragging in here at 3:00 in the morning and sleeps until noon or longer! He tells me he's too tired to look for a job. This has...
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Funny story:  Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

It was the most embarrassing thing in the world according to Mrs. Jane Myers of Miami. I realize that I should not be complaining about things, she reportedly told a lifeguard, when the whole south almost, has had a rough winter and here I am taki...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia

Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have six children and now a close friend of Angelina's has said that the actress wants to adopt a Russian baby. Jolie has three biological children plus she has adopted one each from Cambodia, Vietnam,...
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Funny story:  Will Your Baby Girl's Name Age Well?

Will Your Baby Girl's Name Age Well?

It has come to the attention of the Editors that certain first names do not age well with their owners. Before you choose a name for your girl baby, ask yourself these two key questions: 1. If the baby girl becomes a judge someday, does the name sound appropriate - as in "Judge________________(fill in blank with name). 2. Think of the baby as eventually being an elderly woman. Does the...
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Funny story:  Items You Should Never Leave a Toddler Alone With

Items You Should Never Leave a Toddler Alone With

Toddlers, children who are between the ages of one and three, are inquisitive and "hands-on". The Editors have compiled a list of household items toddlers should never be left alone with, even for a minute: 1. marshmallow creme 2. scotch tape 3. Vaseline 4. flour 5. raw eggs 6. any kind of syrup 7. baby powder 8. cotton candy 9. spaghetti with tomato and meat s...
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Funny story:  First Names Parents Probably Shouldn't Give Their Babies

First Names Parents Probably Shouldn't Give Their Babies

Naming babies can be such great fun for parents, especially new parents. However, the editors have brainstormed some names you probably should think twice about before using: 1. Constantinople 2. Hitler 3. Pepe Le Pew 4. Mayonnaise 5. Atilla 6. Yoda 7. Genghis 8. Jezebel 9. Snow 10. Ice 11. Velvetta 12. Capone 13. Salome 14. Judas 15. Mr.
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Funny story:  Google Presents the Google "Googlie"

Google Presents the Google "Googlie"

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CALIFORNIA - Google CEO, Larry Page, announced today that their newest spin-off product, the Google "Googlie", will be in U.S. stores as soon as May. Page reported that Babies "R" Us and Just 4 Kidz will feature the new product i...
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Funny story:  Cardinal Baloney Says No To Childless Couples

Cardinal Baloney Says No To Childless Couples

There are many couples in the U.S. who have decided not to have children due to the certainty that the offspring would get a horrible disease, passed to it through one of the parents. But due to scientific breakthroughs, disease causing genes my...
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Funny story:  Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Only hours after leaving a police station in California, Justin Gerber flew to Miami area and was arrested there, accord to Florida police. "I guess he's fast becoming known as Justin Gerber because he acts like a child. I guess he never grew up",...
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Funny story:  Justin Makes Daily Trip To Sperm Bank

Justin Makes Daily Trip To Sperm Bank

You would think that Justin Bieber is trying to save up his sperm as at least his own blood supply, according to news reporters and some fans. But he is donating sperm regularly. He has apparently been changing banks lately after being spotted (an...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Had Invisible Childhood Friend

Justin Bieber Had Invisible Childhood Friend

Justin Bieber told reporters yesterday that he knew he was going to be kidded a lot but that was OK. "Like most kids I had this childhood friend that only I could see and his name was Tidy Little!" This brought a hearty laugh from the crowd but...
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Funny story:  Top Ten Children's Books That Will Frighten Them Till They Won't Be Able To Sleep!

Top Ten Children's Books That Will Frighten Them Till They Won't Be Able To Sleep!

Following are the top ten books that you should never read to your children, especially at night or you will be up all night checking the closet and under the bed: 1. Where The Wild Things Grow By Eating Little Children! 2. Gangrene & Ham 3. The Very Hungry Giant Caterpillar! 4. The GoreAx! 5. Brown Bear, Brown Bear, Will You Eat Me Down There? 6. Harold & The Purpl...
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Funny story:  "It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

"It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio has vowed to act quickly to abolish horse-drawn carriages in the city, especially around Central Park. Many will argue over this as they say New York is losing all its traditions. "What are our kids to do that love ri...
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Funny story:  Gay Couple Staying Together For The Kids

Gay Couple Staying Together For The Kids

Arnold Mason and Donald Heart say that they are only staying together because of the children. "They would be broken hearted if we separated", stated Mason. "That Donald's always got his nose stuck up somebody's backside and I would ask him to lea...
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