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Funny story: Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

NORTH POLE - For the tenth consecutive year, Santa Claus gave out coal and candy canes to trick-or-treaters. Hordes of children and their parents traveled to the North Pole to meet the jolly old man, who happily welcomed each visitor by name.
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Funny story: Assault Weapons Chief Says God Is On His Side

Assault Weapons Chief Says God Is On His Side

Commenting on the accidental murder of a nine-year-old girl's assault weapons instructor on a gun range, because of her inability to control her Uzi submachine gun, and thus blowing part of his brains out, Wayne La Pisse of the "Owning Guns Is A God-...
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Funny story: Is your child safe? Shocking experiment reveals every parent's fear

Is your child safe? Shocking experiment reveals every parent's fear

England was today shook to the very bottom of its outraged core as footage of an experiment consisiting of an actor luring kids away from a playground went on-line. The shocking footage shows a actor being secretly filmed in a playground by the sw...
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Funny story: Toddler caught trying to break into White House

Toddler caught trying to break into White House

WASHINGTON, DC - A toddler squeezed his way through the fence of the White House late Thursday night. Secret Service agents quickly responded to the intrusion and handled the incident without any resistance from the intruder. Crying was heard by byst...
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Funny story: Perry: Make Illegal Minors Work For Kids TV

Perry: Make Illegal Minors Work For Kids TV

AUSTIN, Texas - Gov. Rick Perry believes that unaccompanied children entering the U.S. illegally should be rounded up and forced to work in children's TV programming as offbeat public housing neighbors, custodial help or slick, streetwise hustlers, a...
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Funny story: Majority of Illegal Immigrant Children Approved for Asylum, But Which One?

Majority of Illegal Immigrant Children Approved for Asylum, But Which One?

Texas - According to the House Judiciary Committee, two-thirds of illegal children who have requested asylum after crossing our southern border will be admitted and allowed to stay in our country. But why would any child want to live their lif...
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Funny story: Obama Dumps Two Bus Loads of Illegal Kids on Palin's Driveway

Obama Dumps Two Bus Loads of Illegal Kids on Palin's Driveway

It was anything but a normal morning at Todd and Sarah Palin's Wasilla Alaska home. "I thought it was the garbage truck" said a befuddled Todd Palin "Then we heard all of these people outside, I thought it was just some fans, but then I looked out t...
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Funny story: NRA Endorses "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program"

NRA Endorses "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program"

The NRA and GOP have finally found a free school lunch program that they feel comfortable endorsing. The "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program" is a pilot program in selected rural areas that teaches firearm safety, hunting, trapping and self sufficien...
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Funny story: No Definite Answer to the Question "How many times have I told you kids?"

No Definite Answer to the Question "How many times have I told you kids?"

A 10 year research project which followed the lives of 100 families with children has shown that the answer to the question "how many times have I told you kids?" can vary widely. Lead researcher and mathematician Dr. Carl Fractal said he found th...
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Funny story: School Being Sued By Parents Of 'Wild Teenager Gone Good'

School Being Sued By Parents Of 'Wild Teenager Gone Good'

Parents of 15-year-old Katie Smeilding are currently suing their daughter's high school for turning her into a person they no longer recognise; one that is respectful, polite and willing to learn. Katie Smielding has had behavioural issues and a s...
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Funny story: US Government: Your Children are Terrorists

US Government: Your Children are Terrorists

Washington DC (STT News) - White House Homeland InSecurity adviser for counterterrorism, Lisa Monaco, issued an official statement warning that parents should beware of, "... sudden personality changes in their children at home." She went on to add,...
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Funny story: Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

Bitterly Fought Custody Battle Ends In Defeat For Father Resulting In Utter Despair

A bitterly fought and highly contested child custody case was finally resolved late yesterday afternoon after a Florida court ruled in favor of the mother of the two children involved in the dispute, resulting in the father obtaining full legal and p...
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Funny story: Poke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death

Poke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death

Two Florida brothers confirmed today that their Grandmother had died in her sleep after poking her corpse with a stick. Upon waking, the two boys, who were visiting their Grandma, 75 year old May Hogan for spring break, entered her bedroom confuse...
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Funny story: Strange and Unexplained Phenomena Reported by Metro Area Youth

Strange and Unexplained Phenomena Reported by Metro Area Youth

Are the dead rising from local cemeteries and terrorizing our local youth population? You could come to that conclusion after speaking with several local young people who have reported not only "ghostly" and unexplained phenomena, but a steady inc...
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Funny story: Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

After our reporters went to interview a couple of guys whose DNA proved them to be innocent of a sex crime after spending 12 years in jail, they were told that Bernie Madoff, the guy who stole millions off trusting clients, wanted to see them. "Bernie looked a lot older but he had fire in his eyes." He greeted us and then went right into a rant that while he, Bernie Madoff, was spending hard...
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Funny story: Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kid...
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Funny story: Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Florida based dad Kenny Mook announced Wednesday he has vetoed a controversial telephone bill that would have allowed his daughter to continue texting, playing games and chit chatting with her friends when she be doing her homework. Mook, who spe...
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Funny story: Mom Thinking about Putting Her Son on a Curfew

Mom Thinking about Putting Her Son on a Curfew

RENO, NEVADA - Gladys Billingsley, a 53 year old health care worker, is thinking about giving her son, Gerald, an ultimatum. "I told him, if he doesn't get home at a decent hour each night, say 11:00 p.m., then I am thinking about placing him on a curfew. He's been dragging in here at 3:00 in the morning and sleeps until noon or longer! He tells me he's too tired to look for a job. This has...
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Breaking News...

New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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