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Dying Boy's Wish Is To Donate Kidney To Donald Trump

Funny story: Dying Boy's Wish Is To Donate Kidney To Donald Trump

An Oklahoma City man and his eight year old boy were on their way to a Trump rally to give the boy's spelling bee award to Donald Trump, but unfortunately the man's son never made it: Joe Di Pietro said the family car was broadsided by an inattentive...

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Mexican Drug Lords Making More Money Stealing & Selling Body Parts

Funny story: Mexican Drug Lords Making More Money Stealing & Selling Body Parts

Forget crystal Meth and Marijuana, as they are both easily made or legal here and several other countries, the Mexican Drug Lords are now making most of their money by selling expensive body parts like kidneys and livers. "I can't believe all the...

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Obama appeals for kidneys

Funny story: Obama appeals for kidneys

Due to results of recent poles, Barack Obama during his weekly "Chat with the Nation," appealed to all Democratic and Independent voters that still retain both kidneys, to sell one kidney, and donate the money to his presidential campaign. He stat...

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Insideout at the Inn

Funny story: Insideout at the Inn

Holiday Inn Worldwide (HIW) has announced it will be opening a new franchise of upscale boutique-style restaurants in select cities worldwide. CEO Sean Rand says that the restaurants, named Innards, will cater to sophisticated clientele with unique...

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Australian Woman Develops Kidney Opals

Funny story: Australian Woman Develops Kidney Opals

Newcastle AU: The Journal of the Australian Medical Society (JAMS) has reported that a 45 year old women living in Lightning Ridge New South Wales (NSW) underwent surgery to remove a rather unique Kidney stone. Adelaide Jenkins was rushed the 700...

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Husband Demands Return Of His Kidney

Funny story: Husband Demands Return Of His Kidney

According to the New York Post, a Long Island doctor whose wife dumped him for her physical therapist after he gave her his kidney is suing the mother of four for the $1.75 million that he claims the organ is worth. "I saved her life and then to b...

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Compound Keeps Donor Organs Fresher than Springtime

Funny story: Compound Keeps Donor Organs Fresher than Springtime

SCARBOROUGH, England - It's snowing outside and the wind is howling, but you take comfort from the warm coal fire and the good steak-and-kidney pie that mom-mom prepared for the family to eat. On a slick, cold and blustery night here, it can take...

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Walk For Cure Leads To Cure

Funny story: Walk For Cure Leads To Cure

It was just another Walk for the Cure, hundreds of good folks raising money for Kidney Disease research on a bright fall morning. No one could have predicted that this time, the "Walk for the Cure" would actually lead to a cure for one of...

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Win a Kidney Show was a Hoax!

Funny story: Win a Kidney Show was a Hoax!

The Big Donor Show, in which kidney patients tried to win a healthy kidney, now entitled "Mistake and Kidney" has been revealed by makers Endemol as a huge hoax.

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Body Parts Vendors Get Jail

Funny story: Body Parts Vendors Get Jail

Six people appeared at the Old Bailey yesterday charged with unlawfully selling, or trying to sell, integral and 'essential' human body parts. Kidneys, lungs, arms and a testicle were all sol...

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Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Funny story: Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.

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AZ 2 PAY 4 Die-alysis!

Funny story: AZ 2 PAY 4 Die-alysis!

Arizona has decided to provide free Dialysis for illegals dying of end-term kidney failure. The same Arizona that provides La Migra with the "Funnel of Hell" by channeling immigrants through the inferno of the Sonoran desert by packing immi...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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